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Old 15-11-2012, 21:45
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since 2010 alone hollyoaks has had .... 22 deaths

beating eastenders with 13 corantion with 19 and emmerdale with 8

jesus steer clear of hollyoaks village if you plan on living long
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Old 15-11-2012, 21:49
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since 2010 alone hollyoaks has had .... 22 deaths

beating eastenders with 13 corantion with 19 and emmerdale with 8

jesus steer clear of hollyoaks village if you plan on living long
im thinking of becomeing an undertaker & moving to HO - i`ll be rich!!!
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Old 15-11-2012, 21:56
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I know if you make it out of the village alive you will be gay and have dropped out of Uni and been married to at least 3 of your friendss for a while.

In 10 years there's been 2 serial killers, 3 explosions and at 1 point there were 4 murderers freely roaming the village. No wonder HCC is a quiet college when the life expectancy of a Chester resident is 20.
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:04
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Hollyoaks is twinned with Summer Bay don't you know.
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:10
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Has any student actually successfully graduated from the University?

Lol, they either drop out and leave or die before they finish the course.
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:12
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Haha, I think i'l move to Ramsey Street in that case
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:24
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Has any student actually successfully graduated from the University?

Lol, they either drop out and leave or die before they finish the course.
lol i remember zac passed his course and got a first
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:26
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It's even worse when you consider the other soaps have much older characters. It's a rock 'n' roll lifestyle in Hollyoaks- live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse (and maybe come back to life a few years later).
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:26
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Some of the characters need to stay away from Tom or Cheryl they like the grim reapers of the show.
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:28
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Haha, I think i'l move to Ramsey Street in that case
Ha ha. One death in over 3 years
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:30
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Ha ha. One death in over 3 years
definately seems the safest option
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Old 15-11-2012, 22:35
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im thinking of becomeing an undertaker & moving to HO - i`ll be rich!!!
Very true and to think there are still a couple of murderers living in the village and a serial killer on the loose somewhere, its not like the money will dry up any time soon.
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Old 15-11-2012, 23:03
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Has any student actually successfully graduated from the University?

Lol, they either drop out and leave or die before they finish the course.
2001: Nick/Izzy/Becca/Chloe/Kristian graduated. Eve dropped out.

2003: Rob dropped out. Mel/Sophie/Joe graduated but died traight after.

2004 class: Steph graduated. Danni/Lee/Lisa/Zak/Zara/Bella/Cam dropped out

2005: Olivia died. Jess and Jez dropped out. Rhys graduated.

2006: Zak, Kris and Zoe graduated. Will left.

2007: Sarah died. Hannah/Elliot/JP/Katy/Summer dropped out. Nancy graduated.

2008: Archie/Leila dropped out.

2009: India died. Josh/Hayley/Dave/Charlotte dropped out.

2010: Lee/Amy/Jem/Darren/Jamil/Doug dropped out. Texas and Leanne may just make it to graduation.

On the plus side HCC is the safest place only India and Sarah have died in the last 8 years.
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Old 15-11-2012, 23:10
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And 2012 scott dropped out. Literally have no idea what rob annaleish will and ash are doing! Havent seen them in college whatsoever this year (sept onwards)

I know its a dangerous place but Tony Tom and to a certain extent Texas will survive anything! Not even a nuclear holocaust would kill Tony
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Old 15-11-2012, 23:17
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And never marry a Mcqueen, chances are you won't live very long,
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Old 15-11-2012, 23:21
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And never marry a Mcqueen, chances are you won't live very long,
Don't get married either.

Remain single and never run a business or leave the house on your own or drive or cross roads or go to any event where alot of annoying people are. YOU WILL DIE.
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Old 15-11-2012, 23:58
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Some of the characters need to stay away from Tom or Cheryl they like the grim reapers of the show.
They really are especially Tom, seeing as he's only what 12 or 13?? Imagine the death toll in HO by the time he starts the uni!!! I don't think anyone will graduate if in the same class as him, they'll all cop it!
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Old 16-11-2012, 00:02
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I just realised jono said wheres tom before he died... he knew that little devils curse had got him
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Old 16-11-2012, 05:00
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2001: Nick/Izzy/Becca/Chloe/Kristian graduated. Eve dropped out.

2003: Rob dropped out. Mel/Sophie/Joe graduated but died traight after.

2004 class: Steph graduated. Danni/Lee/Lisa/Zak/Zara/Bella/Cam dropped out

2005: Olivia died. Jess and Jez dropped out. Rhys graduated.

2006: Zak, Kris and Zoe graduated. Will left.

2007: Sarah died. Hannah/Elliot/JP/Katy/Summer dropped out. Nancy graduated.

2008: Archie/Leila dropped out.

2009: India died. Josh/Hayley/Dave/Charlotte dropped out.

2010: Lee/Amy/Jem/Darren/Jamil/Doug dropped out. Texas and Leanne may just make it to graduation.

On the plus side HCC is the safest place only India and Sarah have died in the last 8 years.
Basically Nancy is one of the lucky ones. She didn't leave/drop out, she graduated 5 years ago and she is STILL alive.

No Hollyoaks characters should EVER talk to Tom. You'll end up dead. Have to laugh that a 12 year old boy is one of the longest running characters on the show. Everything happens around him.
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Old 16-11-2012, 05:47
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I remember an episode just after the Burton twins died, where their mum talked about how the place was cursed and unlucky, but then she lost like all of her family except Justin and Darlene, all un seperate tragic accidents lol!
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Old 16-11-2012, 05:51
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Hollyoaks is twinned with Summer Bay don't you know.
No it's not. You only die on H&A if your a guest or recurring star.
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Old 16-11-2012, 06:08
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No it's not. You only die on H&A if your a guest or recurring star.
Or a cop!
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