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Old 16-11-2012, 15:32   #1
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Daniel Craig jokes about...
...shoving up and sucking out oysters from grandmother's 'c*nt'.

No, really:

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/ne...-out-six-out65
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:36   #2
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I think you've taken this totally out of context.

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And then when asked what was the most disgusting thing he could think of at that particular moment, he immediately told the interviewer:

“Shoving five oysters up your grandmother’s **** and sucking out six!”

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/ne...#ixzz2COsSIhaQ
Doesn't mean he's actually done it.
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:39   #3
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It was a joke Anyway, Daily Mail will have a field day.
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:41   #4
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I think you've taken this totally out of context.



Doesn't mean he's actually done it.
Nope, I know, I was paraphrasing the article title. It's the fact that he gave such a brilliant but answer.
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:44   #5
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Maybe he's trying out a few jokes for his next role as a blue stand-up comedian?
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:48   #6
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Did you really need the long title...
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Old 16-11-2012, 15:49   #7
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Heavy dose of brain bleach needed...
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Old 16-11-2012, 16:47   #8
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To know he is so crude rather puts me off him.
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Old 16-11-2012, 17:30   #9
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I think it's hilarious!
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Old 16-11-2012, 17:30   #10
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Newsflash: All men are crude.
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Old 16-11-2012, 17:34   #11
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That's the most revolting thing I've heard for quite some time, bravo Mr Craig!
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Old 16-11-2012, 17:41   #12
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To know he is so crude rather puts me off him.
Me too, that's gross.
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Old 16-11-2012, 17:44   #13
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If the acting work dries up he could perhaps be the new Roy Chubby Brown.
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Old 16-11-2012, 18:43   #14
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It's a bit crude. Something you would expect from Jordan!
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Old 16-11-2012, 18:50   #15
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Aren't we all being a little sensitive here?
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Old 16-11-2012, 18:50   #16
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I'm surprised as he is generally very guarded in interviews,
Although in the context of what he was asked, yes can't fault him quite right that is disgusting!
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Old 16-11-2012, 19:16   #17
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Gross. Which I hadn't read that!
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Old 17-11-2012, 00:52   #18
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I'm surprised as he is generally very guarded in interviews,
Although in the context of what he was asked, yes can't fault him quite right that is disgusting!
He wasn't asked. If you read the Rolling Stone article he said: "He looks at his beer. His beer is gone. He orders another one and then proceeds to tell the filthiest joke ever..." no-one asked him the question, it's part of the joke.

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/n...-bond-20121109

Holy Moly got it wrong. DS haven't got it wrong, I'm surprised they haven't come on here and put their own link on, they usually do.
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Old 17-11-2012, 02:47   #19
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Does no one ever ask him why he pouts so much?
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Old 17-11-2012, 08:58   #20
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Does no one ever ask him why he pouts so much?
He suffers terribly with piles.
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Old 17-11-2012, 08:59   #21
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If the acting work dries up he could perhaps be the new Roy Chubby Brown.
I love Chubby Brown.
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Old 17-11-2012, 11:23   #22
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I don't find it shocking or funny? Anyway I like Daniel Craig.
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Old 17-11-2012, 11:29   #23
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Does no one ever ask him why he pouts so much?
Now we know what's going on inside his mind, I'm not surprised he pouts!
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Old 17-11-2012, 11:34   #24
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I randomly went up to Dan's face once, and took a massive sniff. I can confirm it did smell a bit fishy.
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Old 17-11-2012, 12:11   #25
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Don't know why you associate female vaginal odor with fish. As a female, I can tell you, you are way off.
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