Darcey says - yeah/yah to someone

Craig says - "One word!" and it has 3 syllables

Bruce misreads the autocue (well, duh)

Bruno embraces Len and Len recoils

Tess says "How did that FEEEEEEEL? It's Wembley. There are 6,000 people. How did it FEEEEEEEEL?"

Any more?

Look Look they are on their feet from Bruce

Tess mentions (again) that Nicky has previously performed at Wembley with WL and has his handprint (WTF!) embedded in the pavement (something like that - I haven't really been paying that much attention to Nicky)

Bruno on his feet to give his critique.

Bruno leering at Louis.

Nicky being unaware that Karen is standing right next to him.

Side-by-side dancing from Lisa & Robin.

The first 10 of the series.

Anton being placed at the back of the group dance if it's Latin-based.

One of Len's painful 'place name' critiques:

'That wasn't so much Wembley Arena as Wimbledon Common. You came aaaahhhht and wombled around a bit ....'

Denise mentions says she's thrilled she did a flawless routine, as unfortunately she made 14,000 mistakes in the dress rehearsal.

Being Wembley:

- Half the routine spent running around pandering to the big crowd instead of dancing

- Those gliding can't-see-shit wide shots from a million miles away

- Random pyrotechnic stuff

BIB that's so funny

Lisa in empire-line.

Somebody may just mention Kimberley has had a busy week with GA. What a trooper!

Every couple mentioning how amazing it is to get to/be at Wembley in their "training" VTs.

Most, if not all "training" VTs having a comedy/gimmick element to them. Oh yes.

Poor sound quality. In general.

Len making a cycling pun after Victoria's dance.

Denise being called a 'professional' by one of the judges.

Tess saying how she missed Bruce whilst looking like she'd rather he go away again.

Craig making some sort of fancy dress or hoist related entrance.

Victoria will cry when she gets stuck in the harness on her bike
Craig will pick apart any small thing wrong with Louis' routine and Flavia will smile gracefully
Denise will tell everyone how nervous she is
Richard will be as camp as a row of tents
Lisa will gurn and rest her head below Robin's shoulder whilst waiting for judges comments. She will also have the look of a serial killer until they say something positive
Toss will clutch her cue cards as if they are pure oxygen and go all deer in the headlights if anyone goes off topic
Bruce will be crap

There will be a shark image in the projection of the sea around the Richard and Erin island.
And someone will be jumping over it.

Bruno will find an excuse to wiggle his hips
Vincent and partner will be referred to as tiny/munchkins/pocket size
Bruce will be saying 'be proud, be proud' as contestants make their way to Tess
James and Denise will try (but fail) in trying not looking smug and expecting highest scores
Tess will say 'can you believe it' about almost anything to most couples

"You're my favourites".
Either to Richard OR (shocking) to Louis when Craig slags him off yet again.