Hello Lovely Chryedville!!
I've been away so much it feels a bit weird, but it shouldn't. I said I would post some Notthingham reports.... and here is one....
First of all I should explain I've been up there 3 times, so I've decided to break them down into 3 types...1) on stage, 2) Johnny meets and 3) mad Chryedians (us lot who went....many times...LOL.) So without further ado, first of all - and it's going to be the only one tonight as tired and haven't written the other's yet......

....but promise more will follow.....
On Stage!
7 Panto Balls.....all different ....all fabulous.....
• Johnny entering the stage as Prince Charming, charismatic and charming with his ‘horses’ – \hot men waving their plumes of tails ......Johnny admiring ......all mince and no meat – epic!
• All Johnny’s little ballet leaps throughout every performance – loved them so much
• Prince Charming and Dandini lost in the forest – a recipe for extreme homo if ever I saw one – so sexy and funny
• Runaway Baby – unleash the sex on legs machine and he did – every single time, amazing dancing, singing and sleeve ripping.....
• Mucked up Matinee on the final Sunday - Johnny dressed as a stag, holding Dandini in his arms and I never realised until the last moment when the head costume came off – epic surprise! JP in tights – brain in meltdown!
• Johnny being the most amazing Prince Charming and charming us all with his ballroom moves with Cinderella – he’d do a good Viennesse Walz on Strictly.
• Fake snow....some of us hated it, some of us loved it - I didn’t mind. It did smell a bit like toilet cleaner, but it was magical anyway
• The magical flying horse taking Cinderalla to the ball....I’m a big kid and I thought it was totally magical every time.....and once I cried....admittedly not really about the performance but all of Chryedville and all that it has meant
• Sheila Ferguson as the sassiest Fairy Godmother was a sight to behold - she sang to the heavens. She was good, and funny and by the end, she had accepted us as she’d been worn down by our bonkerness and we admired her epic cleavage with admiration
• Cinderella - I loved Aime Atkinson.....I thought she was good and a very funny Cinderella. A real star, and a very good actress.
• The Grumbleweeds. – where do you begin? It was their show and it showed. But I loved them!! Have you had an accident that wasn’t your fault? Keats is a poet. Jeremy is on the roof. Welcome to Bradford Working Men’s club. I take Viagra, “can you get it over the counter?” “If I take two”. “I’m an assistant” “Everybody knows what you with an invisible ball” - You had to be there......
• The sexiest Prince Charming ever.. ......and dare I say it – probably a bisexual Prince Charming ......:LOL – feeling up Dandini, flirting with Buttons, and being all Alpha male with Cinderella....as only Johnny can do.
• Singing and dancing with amazing grace and skill, despite feeling ill and we couldn’t tell – a real trouper .
• The Ugly Sisters – totally amazing costumes, so funny and absolutely panto beyond words can say Nicole and Tulisa, I salute you!
• Johnny finishing the show with the cast....all of you up on your feet – we were of course.....to sing “I’m a believer” – just amazing and brilliant.
Final performance - he shouted out to us all so many times...'I'm in love with you' during 'I'm a believer' - it was magical
DTC was also apparently in the audience on the final night...I'm sure he did well to avoid all of us in our bonkerness.....but it was a real thrill to know that the man who created Chryedville was in the house.....
I think it is safe to say he might have noticed us all.....I'm saying nothing....:sleep:
Thank you to everyone I have met up with during the 3 trips for the most amazing fun and laughs......
I'll do a different report about us meeting Johnny and also general Chryedian bonkerness later on.
(((big hugs to those who couldn't get there)))
Bye for now, Love has Prevailed.