Tess. Sad.

Desperate.

Desperate.

Not quite sure what you mean, OP.

Dismay really that a beautiful talented woman consistently feels the need to dress like an eighteen year old out of work pole dancer. One can only imagine it's... well, desperation.

I thought Tess looked fabulous tonight , loved that gliterry dress

I fundamentally disagree. I see no talent.

I liked her dress, too, although I thought it would've been even nicer if it had reached to just on the knee as the proportions would've worked better.

I don't think the make up department did her any favours, though. The nude lipstick and the very matte makeup with a gleaming blusher made the lower half of her face look dirty. A shame, because she is without doubt a beautiful woman.

That was not a dress it was a top. She looked dreadful, whereas Claudia looked so classy.

It was made completely inelegant by being far too short. I thought we were going to have a knicker flash as she marched onto that silly stage thing. With a knee length skirt it would have been lovely. So yes, Tess appears to be desperate. I agree re nude lipstick too. Looked like she had no lips.

I think she'd beat Len in a knobbly knees contest.

I suspect a few on here are closer to Lisa Riley's shape than Tess.

LOL - great comment

Looked more like Tess & Claudia swapped dress styles.

Does Tess HAVE a dress style ??

Perhaps wardrobe deliberately swapped the labels.

Tess seems to wear whatever she is given, where Claudia seems to prefer the looser unstructured style.

How do you Spell Desperate?

Please do not exaggerate.
No woman could be called Desperate until she flaunts a Double D.

I personally don't like Tess or Claudia sense of style, but tonight I thought Claudia dress was nice and better than Tess. Tess is gorgeous and theres plenty of beautiful dresses that would suit her, because she's tall tonights dress looked like a top, if Claudia had worn it it would have looked like a dress.

Look, she forgot to put her trousers on.
What's the big deal?
We've all done it.

Claudia definitely wore the nicest dress out of the two of them but to slate Tess over it as desperate

Re the whole nude lipstick thing - anything is better than that awful bright orange stuff she sometimes wears, it makes her look like a puppet.

Just to balance it out: Claudia - ease up on the black eye look.

Gorgeous??? Tess???? I don't think so. Gorgeous to other women, perhaps, but not to most men.

On Saturday she appeared to be wearing a paid of comedy plastic buttocks taped to her chest. Most unnerving.

JJ

I dread to think what you call a JJ then ???? Don't answer - I might have to hide in a cupboard !

You forgot "if she were formerly a B".

What a silly thread.

Time for bed, said Zebedee.