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Old 19-11-2012, 20:49
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Here I wish to prove to you all that Christopher Maloney is the second coming of Christ, and his rise to fame will coincide with the 21/12/2012 doomsday prophecy.

18 characters in the name "Christopher Maloney", 18 = 3 x 6 = Holy Trinity multiplied by half the disciples.
12 characters in the name "Chris Maloney", 1+2 = 3 = Holy Trinity
12 is the Month of Doomsday.
18 + 3 (The Holy Trinity) is 21, the day of Doomsday.
"Christ Maloney" is 13 characters, the completion of a Great Period of 13 b'ak'tuns, which ends in December 2012!
"Christ Alone Ye Morph" is an anagram of Christopher Maloney
Has Amen within the letters of his name.
In ASCII "Christopher Maloney" adds up to 1920.
In 1920 Adolf Hitler presented his National Socialist program in Munich.
1920 / 3 = 640. 640 x 480 is a standard screen resolution, 1920 / 4 is 480, the Holy Trinity + Christopher Maloney = 4.
1920 / 1920 = 1, the number of Gods in a monotheistic religion.
1920 in Binary is 0111 1000 0000. 0111 is the Holy Trinity, 1000 is Christopher Maloney next to them And the 7 zeroes are for the next generation of God.
1920 in hex is 780, which is TBO in internet character speech. TBO stands for the The Brother Of ... The Brother of Christ?
The great cycle of the Mayan calender is 5,125.36 years, 1920 x 2.7 is roughly 5125. 2.7 rounded up is 3, the Holy Trinity again!
1920 + 92 = 2012. 2012 is the year of Doomsday. 92 is the age of his Nan.

Now, if that isn't enough science to blow you away, do your own research, and you will conclude the same as me. Visit www.december212012.com for more information on how to be safe.
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Old 19-11-2012, 20:55
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He is the Great One.

Of that there is no doubt.
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Old 19-11-2012, 22:04
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That's quite a piece of work
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Old 19-11-2012, 23:31
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You are Black Type and I claim my five pounds.
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Old 19-11-2012, 23:34
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Here I wish to prove to you all that Christopher Maloney is the second coming of Christ, and his rise to fame will coincide with the 21/12/2012 doomsday prophecy.

18 characters in the name "Christopher Maloney", 18 = 3 x 6 = Holy Trinity multiplied by half the disciples.
12 characters in the name "Chris Maloney", 1+2 = 3 = Holy Trinity
12 is the Month of Doomsday.
18 + 3 (The Holy Trinity) is 21, the day of Doomsday.
"Christ Maloney" is 13 characters, the completion of a Great Period of 13 b'ak'tuns, which ends in December 2012!
"Christ Alone Ye Morph" is an anagram of Christopher Maloney
Has Amen within the letters of his name.
In ASCII "Christopher Maloney" adds up to 1920.
In 1920 Adolf Hitler presented his National Socialist program in Munich.
1920 / 3 = 640. 640 x 480 is a standard screen resolution, 1920 / 4 is 480, the Holy Trinity + Christopher Maloney = 4.
1920 / 1920 = 1, the number of Gods in a monotheistic religion.
1920 in Binary is 0111 1000 0000. 0111 is the Holy Trinity, 1000 is Christopher Maloney next to them And the 7 zeroes are for the next generation of God.
1920 in hex is 780, which is TBO in internet character speech. TBO stands for the The Brother Of ... The Brother of Christ?
The great cycle of the Mayan calender is 5,125.36 years, 1920 x 2.7 is roughly 5125. 2.7 rounded up is 3, the Holy Trinity again!
1920 + 92 = 2012. 2012 is the year of Doomsday. 92 is the age of his Nan.

Now, if that isn't enough science to blow you away, do your own research, and you will conclude the same as me. Visit www.december212012.com for more information on how to be safe.

please tell me hes going this week
the numbers add up
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Old 19-11-2012, 23:35
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Best post on DS. Ever.
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Old 20-11-2012, 01:05
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Well thats it now....no need to watch!
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Old 20-11-2012, 01:14
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Oh wow... how could I be so blind?
These facts were all so obvious as well, thank you for alerting us to the second coming!

This year's X Factor winner? The Messiah!
May his winner's single be a choral rendition of the Lord's Prayer.... for his Nan
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Old 20-11-2012, 01:17
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Here I wish to prove to you all that Christopher Maloney is the second coming of Christ, and his rise to fame will coincide with the 21/12/2012 doomsday prophecy.

18 characters in the name "Christopher Maloney", 18 = 3 x 6 = Holy Trinity multiplied by half the disciples.
12 characters in the name "Chris Maloney", 1+2 = 3 = Holy Trinity
12 is the Month of Doomsday.
18 + 3 (The Holy Trinity) is 21, the day of Doomsday.
"Christ Maloney" is 13 characters, the completion of a Great Period of 13 b'ak'tuns, which ends in December 2012!
"Christ Alone Ye Morph" is an anagram of Christopher Maloney
Has Amen within the letters of his name.
In ASCII "Christopher Maloney" adds up to 1920.
In 1920 Adolf Hitler presented his National Socialist program in Munich.
1920 / 3 = 640. 640 x 480 is a standard screen resolution, 1920 / 4 is 480, the Holy Trinity + Christopher Maloney = 4.
1920 / 1920 = 1, the number of Gods in a monotheistic religion.
1920 in Binary is 0111 1000 0000. 0111 is the Holy Trinity, 1000 is Christopher Maloney next to them And the 7 zeroes are for the next generation of God.
1920 in hex is 780, which is TBO in internet character speech. TBO stands for the The Brother Of ... The Brother of Christ?
The great cycle of the Mayan calender is 5,125.36 years, 1920 x 2.7 is roughly 5125. 2.7 rounded up is 3, the Holy Trinity again!
1920 + 92 = 2012. 2012 is the year of Doomsday. 92 is the age of his Nan.

Now, if that isn't enough science to blow you away, do your own research, and you will conclude the same as me. Visit www.december212012.com for more information on how to be safe.
you must have nothing to do but cut and paste!
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Old 20-11-2012, 01:18
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Oh wow... how could I be so blind?
These facts were all so obvious as well, thank you for alerting us to the second coming!

This year's X Factor winner? The Messiah!
May his winner's single be a choral rendition of the Lord's Prayer.... for his Nan
The winners single could be

Spiritualised -lord can you hear me now
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Old 20-11-2012, 11:31
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you must have nothing to do but cut and paste!
Cut and paste! Blasphemy!

This was 6 weeks of solid research. I get paid by the government to do science research on stuff, using my science and maths. This is my most recent research into potential threats to this country. As you can see, the science all adds up.
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Old 20-11-2012, 12:08
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please tell me hes going this week
the numbers add up

^This!!
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Old 20-11-2012, 12:11
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Cut and paste! Blasphemy!

This was 6 weeks of solid research. I get paid by the government to do science research on stuff, using my science and maths. This is my most recent research into potential threats to this country. As you can see, the science all adds up.

now, that's the biggest misappropriation of public funds i ever heard of the most catastrophic, baloney-ous proportions!! EVER!!
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Old 20-11-2012, 12:12
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Cut and paste! Blasphemy!

This was 6 weeks of solid research. I get paid by the government to do science research on stuff, using my science and maths. This is my most recent research into potential threats to this country. As you can see, the science all adds up.
Alan Turing done that job and look what the government did to him. Maybe they might do the same to you and you'll be able to be a real old woman and sit down to pee! Lol,Lol Lol!!!!
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Old 20-11-2012, 12:17
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I used to be very cynical about conspiracy theories invented by randoms on t'internet, but this is the most convincing scientific argument presented since an apple fell on Newton's head.

The research speaks for itself.
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Old 20-11-2012, 12:25
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I used to be very cynical about conspiracy theories invented by randoms on t'internet, but this is the most convincing scientific argument presented since an apple fell on Newton's head.

The research speaks for itself.

lolz!!


i'm wondering which smiley you'd use if you'd the mind to use one...
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Old 20-11-2012, 13:02
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Hallelujah !!

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Old 20-11-2012, 14:47
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I hope it's true that it's all in the name, OP.

rot phoney lame Chris

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