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Old 25-11-2012, 12:31   #1
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Be honest now, how many of you have bought?
Be honest now how many have you have bought Kerry Katona's latest book?
I certainly haven't,and I hope no-one gives it to me for Christmas.

What on earth else can she find to say about her life? we have heard every single thing there is to hear about what a rotten deal life has dealt her several times.
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:35   #2
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Certainly haven't brought it anywhere or even bought it
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:41   #3
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'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:42   #4
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I've got it in hardback, paperback and Kindle - and I don't even own a Kindle
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:45   #5
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Be honest now how many have you have bought Kerry Katona's latest book?
I certainly haven't,and I hope no-one gives it to me for
If anyone gave me that for Christmas, I'd throw it straight back at them

What makes you think someone would buy it for you? Are you a closet fan?
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:48   #6
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I've got it in hardback, paperback and Kindle - and I don't even own a Kindle
Has anyone ever told you that you're one of the funniest posters here?
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Old 25-11-2012, 12:57   #7
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I've got it in hardback, paperback and Kindle - and I don't even own a Kindle
So I take it you're saving up for the talking version that blind people buy....................

You could always swap all your copies for a used paper handkerchief
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:00   #8
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So I take it you're saving up for the talking version that blind people buy....................

You could always swap all your copies for a used paper handkerchief
I didn't know there was such a thing - goes straight over to Amazon

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Has anyone ever told you that you're one of the funniest posters here?
Oh shucks thank you Sheila.

Last night it was asked if I understood humour and told I was telling lies when I posted an obvious joke so nice of you to get me
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:18   #9
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If anyone gave me that for Christmas, it would definitely be intended to be a joke gift!
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:24   #10
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I got Alan Sugar book for Xmas
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:39   #11
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I got Alan Sugar book for Xmas
Can he read?
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:46   #12
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If anyone gave me that for Christmas, it would definitely be intended to be a joke gift!
My sister always makes a point of buying me a random celeb's autobiography for Christmas (but usually off the 10p shelf in the charity shop). I have Bet Goodyear, Cliff Richard, Peter Andre, David Cassidy and Rolf Harris. I'm sure I had Katona's last autobiography there too. I think I may have used the pages to light the fire with.
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:50   #13
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I was in the local Waterstones yesterday and she is coming signing in December. Would love to see the queue or lack of one for that. I think I would disown anyone if they bought me that, especially signed.
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:51   #14
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'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
LMFAO!
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Old 25-11-2012, 13:54   #15
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Can he read?
Don't know as he was fired me!
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Old 25-11-2012, 14:04   #16
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'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
Thanks for spoiling it for me I was looking forward to reading it tonight
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Old 25-11-2012, 14:44   #17
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'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
Can you post another extract please??
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Old 25-11-2012, 15:55   #18
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Be honest now how many have you have bought Kerry Katona's latest book?
I certainly haven't,and I hope no-one gives it to me for Christmas.
Sounds to me like you're protesting too much, sounds to me like you want to open a present with Katona's mug on the front of a book, sounds to me that that is all you want for christmas

Check Amazon out it has excerpts from the book that is called Still Standing if you didn't know..

My husband, Brian McFadden had left me for another woman, it was now 17 months since he had uttered the words that had ended my world, "I don't love you anymore," But I couldn't get over him... compelling stuff
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:05   #19
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If anyone gave me that for Christmas, I'd throw it straight back at them

What makes you think someone would buy it for you? Are you a closet fan?
yuck no! I was just hoping my family would see my post and take it back if they had already bought it.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:07   #20
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'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
That is probably is the gist of it and took the entire book to write it.
You could be her ghost writer.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:10   #21
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I'm afraid I don't understand why she appears on my TV screen. Who is she? What exactly does she do?
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:48   #22
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I'm afraid I don't understand why she appears on my TV screen. Who is she? What exactly does she do?
Well, prumeister pretty well sums her up.
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:18   #23
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Can you post another extract please??


I'm afraid not.

'Our girl' took 4 years to narrate that to her ghostwriter and she's now in rehab recovering from the stress and exhaustion.
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:28   #24
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yes, yes i have
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:29   #25
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I'm afraid not.

'Our girl' took 4 years to narrate that to her ghostwriter and she's now in rehab recovering from the stress and exhaustion.
Pru, sure you don't want to meet her. I can tell you where and when.
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