I went out last night and it done nothing but rain, completely ruined the night! All Chris' fault 
What else can we blame on Christopher Maloney?
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It's his fault ..... I've developed a repetitive typing strain injury defending him, when I don't even like him!
A bus splashed me yesterday morning as it drove past. The bus was red, Liverpool's home kit is red, Christopher is from Liverpool (apparently) ergo he owes me a tenner for dry cleaning.
Its Christmas time soon, and when we burn the turkey , rush to take it out the oven, burn our hands , run to the tap and the dog runs off with the turkey and we end up having cheese and pickle sandwiches , its will be christopher maloney's fault
Global Warming. All christopher. All the hot air coming out of his mouth is creating a hole in the ozone layer 
Just found out I've a test tomorrow I'm in no way prepared for worth 15% of my overall grade in the subject. I'm guessing my lecturer set this out of spite of Christopher's continued existence in the X Factor.
My cat has just been sick!
Even 21 hours after Maloney was on my TV, the cat has been sick - THAT's how EVIL he is!
Even 21 hours after Maloney was on my TV, the cat has been sick - THAT's how EVIL he is!
This;
http://www.varietyportal.com/wp-cont...eries/jfk5.jpg
Louis has done the maths, spoke to J Edgar Hoover via a medium and tonight some dishy blokes from the FBI will lead Christopher off stage in handcuffs, and not in a good way.
http://www.varietyportal.com/wp-cont...eries/jfk5.jpg
Louis has done the maths, spoke to J Edgar Hoover via a medium and tonight some dishy blokes from the FBI will lead Christopher off stage in handcuffs, and not in a good way.
Poland and Portugal have both pulled out of the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest - this is clearly the fault of Rylan and Christopher who are showing every week how it should really be done.
Originally Posted by ItsRyanYall:
“I went out last night and it done nothing but rain, completely ruined the night! All Chris' fault”
“I went out last night and it done nothing but rain, completely ruined the night! All Chris' fault
”
I could believe this. You can see it in his eyes, he's evil. He done that rain if you ask me.
Originally Posted by bossoftheworld:
“Just broke my nail.
THANKS A LOT CHRIS.
”
“Just broke my nail.
THANKS A LOT CHRIS.
”
How does he sleep at night? The monster!
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