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Old 25-11-2012, 17:18
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Just curious because I do just to check it's not like weird looking or anything.

Also if you don't look how would you know when your bum is clean?

Sorry this is a bit gross, I went to toilet earlier and am just wondering
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:19
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I do ok bye
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:20
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yes. dunno why, instant reaction.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:22
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Well yes!

If you didn't look how would you know when to stop wiping.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:22
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What's weirder is that you want to know.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:23
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I was thinking about this yesterday whilst doing the deed! Haha! Yes I do. How else would you know to carry on wiping or not?
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:25
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If people don't, there could be a lot of very dirty bums out there right now.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:26
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People check their used loo roll for soil for the same reason people click on threads like this I guess - scatalogical curiosity.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:32
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Well yes!

If you didn't look how would you know when to stop wiping.
Exactly
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:33
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If people don't, there could be a lot of very dirty bums out there right now.
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Old 25-11-2012, 17:34
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Personally I think every home should have a bidet.
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:51
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How do blind people wipe their arses?

Jim Jeffries explains
http://youtu.be/ywqbyHNNQ_s?t=4m8s
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:55
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There are good reasons for looking at it for reasons stated above.

It is only icky if you lick it.
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Old 25-11-2012, 18:57
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I had a poo last week and it hit the water like one of those olympic diving champions, without a splash. When I went to wipe it there was nothing there at all, I neednt even have used any loo roll.

And another amazing thing, when I checked inside the toilet bowl there was nothing there, it must have shot like a rocket around the u bend.

Never had to flush even.
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:00
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I had a poo last week and it hit the water like one of those olympic diving champions, without a splash. When I went to wipe it there was nothing there at all, I neednt even have used any loo roll.

And another amazing thing, when I checked inside the toilet bowl there was nothing there, it must have shot like a rocket around the u bend.

Never had to flush even.
Have you considered the possibility that it was just a fart?
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:02
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I had a poo last week and it hit the water like one of those olympic diving champions, without a splash. When I went to wipe it there was nothing there at all, I neednt even have used any loo roll.

And another amazing thing, when I checked inside the toilet bowl there was nothing there, it must have shot like a rocket around the u bend.

Never had to flush even.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=ghost%20shit
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:03
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I had a poo last week and it hit the water like one of those olympic diving champions, without a splash. When I went to wipe it there was nothing there at all, I neednt even have used any loo roll.

And another amazing thing, when I checked inside the toilet bowl there was nothing there, it must have shot like a rocket around the u bend.

Never had to flush even.
Thanks for sharing that.

We all now have an insight into your madness.
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:03
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I had a poo last week and it hit the water like one of those olympic diving champions, without a splash. When I went to wipe it there was nothing there at all, I neednt even have used any loo roll.

And another amazing thing, when I checked inside the toilet bowl there was nothing there, it must have shot like a rocket around the u bend.

Never had to flush even.
I need tissue and it's not for toilet things

*wipes away tears*
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:03
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Have you considered the possibility that it was just a fart?
Hmmmmmmm never thought of that.
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:09
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What is it with all these not-so newbies starting inane threads?
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:12
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of course, and you should too
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:29
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How else would you know whether you need to continue wiping
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Old 25-11-2012, 19:42
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Never mind checking the paper, in Germany toilets have an "inspection shelf" upon which your output lands with a loud splat. The Teutonic turds can then be examined to ensure that everything is in order before they are flushed away.

http://planetgermany.wordpress.com/2...erman-toilets/

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Old 25-11-2012, 20:00
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Eurgh! - this thread's left a nasty taste in my mouth.
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Old 25-11-2012, 20:02
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YES I DO. Haha
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