Nature can be a bit unfair.

Only because of the fake tan disaster. Helen is much sexier.

I don't give a sh*t what they look like.

My fav is Rosemary and she is hardly a model.

Well now it obvious you're trolling

I don't really care what they look lik either, it was just an idle observation. As for Rosemary - she could be a model: there are lots of web sites for the larger lady.

I dont understand why both can't be accepted as being beautiful, as they both (imo) clearly are.

I think Ashley looks horrible. Helen is naturally pretty. Ashley is too bimbo-ish for me.

Surely a bannable offence mods?

Mmmm maybe you need a few hours sleep and get back to us on this

Bwah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha ...

Oh sorry ... were you being serious?

Considering they're in a jungle they're both looking pretty good.

I think Hugo is actually looking better from being in the jungle for a while

I take it it is un-politically correct to say because Helen is a decade younger, has bigger breasts and a ditzy quality?

None of that is necessarily attractive.

No you're not getting what I mean.

Helen is more attractive to the eye, but because she is ditzy it's not fashionable to say she is a much bigger ride than Ashley.

TBH the word Bimbo should have been invented for Helen I don't think she's bad girl but she is the stereotype of a bimbo.

Maybe she knows that and is playing up to it?

Lol. She certainly does have an impressive frontage. Ashley is obviously better at maintaining a grooming regime that involves more hair care and less lip patting. She also has the kind of splendid teeth that only very expensive American dentists seem to provide. Let's call it a draw.

I'm the straightest male in here and I'd rather do Ashley, so that's that. End of chat.

Helen doesn't LOOK bimbo-ish. She acts it completely, which puts me off her completely. But Ashley seems like the kinda girl that would ruin relationships....oh...wait.

Why do you think that about Ashley, what makes you come to that conclusion?

and TBH Helen is anything but a natural beauty considering she spends about 95% of her money of beauty treatments

Most insecure in here, yes you might be.

No, definitely to straightest. And the alpha male in this thread, so just watch yourself.

GTFO this is my turf and Ashley is mine

Helen is a munter with or without make up.

Because she looks like that. I know that sounds horrible and everything. Look at pictures of her from nights out...her make up is thicker than her body. (there was a hilarious one of Helen i saw though...my god..) Ashley has ruined relationships though. Splashed all over the papers this week.