Originally Posted by bexmil89:
“My personal favourite was "dat walker bastard still not putting out"”
“My personal favourite was "dat walker bastard still not putting out"”
That was my favorite bit too.
C&S that was genius!
Brendan Brady (Emmett J. Scanlan) Fan Thread! (Part 159)
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awww Stendan aren't on the 'guilty snog' collection on e4 considering Ste's cheated on everyone of his partners with Brendan
, it's hilarious seeing all the old moments though.
, it's hilarious seeing all the old moments though.
Originally Posted by x-Maya-x:
“Same. And the pork poie.”
“Same. And the pork poie.
”
That pork poie was the happiest he's been all year.
He's got fond memories of dat poie.
Busy month, Feb. I think he helped Lynsey with a job application as well. It was all go.
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Ste Hay's Year, 2012:
Jan-May: made pizzas.
June: Doug went gay. Realised he was all right, me. Bit borin, but all right.
Jul-Sept: made paninis. Brendunn came in quite a lot.
Oct: Nearly got well killed by Brendunn's weird mate. Most excitement I'd had all year. Proper mint.
Nov: Realised Doug was pretty annoying. Married him anyway. Got run over. Went back to making paninis.
Dec: Brendunn's moving away. I don't care, me, I'm married to Doug, so what do you fink?
'Appy Chrimble.”
“Ste Hay's Year, 2012:
Jan-May: made pizzas.
June: Doug went gay. Realised he was all right, me. Bit borin, but all right.
Jul-Sept: made paninis. Brendunn came in quite a lot.
Oct: Nearly got well killed by Brendunn's weird mate. Most excitement I'd had all year. Proper mint.
Nov: Realised Doug was pretty annoying. Married him anyway. Got run over. Went back to making paninis.
Dec: Brendunn's moving away. I don't care, me, I'm married to Doug, so what do you fink?
'Appy Chrimble.
”
Ste's makes me laugh, but it also makes me incredibly sad
Stop making pizzas and panninis and go and get your man you little sass-miester
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Mercy probably feels right left out, the mental cow.
By the way, this was Brendan's year, it's going in his Xmas cards:
Moi 2012
Jan: Massive fall out wit da love of moi loife. Sent moi own son away.
Feb: Ate a pork poie.
Mar: Watched little Foxy make a cocktail.
Apr: Bought da deli. Not totally sure if it was cos oi loved Steven or wanted to control him. Decided later it was deffo love, even if didn't look loike it at the toime.
May: Old cell mate dropped boi. Joel got stabbed. Still not sure if oi quoite loike him now or he gets on moi tits. Cheryl pissed at me.
Jun: Was generally evil. Steven ripped me off for 80k and went off with Douglas. Wasted a load of toime buying their crappy flat and listening to them having unsatisfactory sex. A low point.
Jul: Bit of a snog and sexy banter wit Soimon to distract me. Interrupted boi Lynsey gettin' strangled. Nice cuddle wit love of moi loife. Don't love him no more tho', deffo not. Cheryl pissed at me again.
Aug: Spent most of it lookin' at blueprints. Heist was a disaster, but I looked shit hot in it. Celebrated wit a bottle of whiskey but dat Walker bastard still isn't putting out.
Sept: Busy. Accidentally killed a guy in a loighthouse-related accident. Chopped him up. Finally nailed Soimon. Killed nana. Turns out Soimon not boyfriend material after all. Got blown up. Cheryl really pissed at me dis time.
Oct: Total mare. Tried to snog Steven and made a roigt fool of meself. Oh, also Walker troid to kill him. And Declan. Oi body rolled under a door and was pretty awesome. Cheryl still pissed.
Nov: Troid a bit of therapy to shut Cheryl up. Gave up and talked to Da Big Guy instead. Steven still married that little narking bastard Douglas, so dat hardly worked. Then he got run down. Had to be noice to Douglas over it. It didn't last.
Dec: Planning to go home to Dublin to be miserable and lonely and never see love of moi loife again.
Merry Xmas!”
“Mercy probably feels right left out, the mental cow.
By the way, this was Brendan's year, it's going in his Xmas cards:
Moi 2012
Jan: Massive fall out wit da love of moi loife. Sent moi own son away.
Feb: Ate a pork poie.
Mar: Watched little Foxy make a cocktail.
Apr: Bought da deli. Not totally sure if it was cos oi loved Steven or wanted to control him. Decided later it was deffo love, even if didn't look loike it at the toime.
May: Old cell mate dropped boi. Joel got stabbed. Still not sure if oi quoite loike him now or he gets on moi tits. Cheryl pissed at me.
Jun: Was generally evil. Steven ripped me off for 80k and went off with Douglas. Wasted a load of toime buying their crappy flat and listening to them having unsatisfactory sex. A low point.
Jul: Bit of a snog and sexy banter wit Soimon to distract me. Interrupted boi Lynsey gettin' strangled. Nice cuddle wit love of moi loife. Don't love him no more tho', deffo not. Cheryl pissed at me again.
Aug: Spent most of it lookin' at blueprints. Heist was a disaster, but I looked shit hot in it. Celebrated wit a bottle of whiskey but dat Walker bastard still isn't putting out.
Sept: Busy. Accidentally killed a guy in a loighthouse-related accident. Chopped him up. Finally nailed Soimon. Killed nana. Turns out Soimon not boyfriend material after all. Got blown up. Cheryl really pissed at me dis time.
Oct: Total mare. Tried to snog Steven and made a roigt fool of meself. Oh, also Walker troid to kill him. And Declan. Oi body rolled under a door and was pretty awesome. Cheryl still pissed.
Nov: Troid a bit of therapy to shut Cheryl up. Gave up and talked to Da Big Guy instead. Steven still married that little narking bastard Douglas, so dat hardly worked. Then he got run down. Had to be noice to Douglas over it. It didn't last.
Dec: Planning to go home to Dublin to be miserable and lonely and never see love of moi loife again.
Merry Xmas!”
Good job! 'Oi body rolled under a door and was pretty awesome' was my favourite bit. Yes, you did, Brendan, and yes, you were.
Originally Posted by kojan:
“That actually depressed me
Poor Ste”
“That actually depressed me
Poor Ste”
He also saved Brendunn from a bin. That was exciting. And made him coffee and jam sandwiches.
Oo, I totally forgot about Brendan getting caught with Egg on his face in Oct. God, Egg was a pointless character.
LOL at all Ste doing is making paninis
You'll be Doing more in December babe. You'll enjoy it more than food
You'll be Doing more in December babe. You'll enjoy it more than food
Originally Posted by Ready Steady Go:
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S”
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S
”
I think "cried" would be mentioned a lot in one for Doug
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Ste Hay's Year, 2012:
Jan-May: made pizzas.
June: Doug went gay. Realised he was all right, me. Bit borin, but all right.
Jul-Sept: made paninis. Brendunn came in quite a lot.
Oct: Nearly got well killed by Brendunn's weird mate. Most excitement I'd had all year. Proper mint.
Nov: Realised Doug was pretty annoying. Married him anyway. Got run over. Went back to making paninis.
Dec: Brendunn's moving away. I don't care, me, I'm married to Doug, so what do you fink?
'Appy Chrimble.”
“Ste Hay's Year, 2012:
Jan-May: made pizzas.
June: Doug went gay. Realised he was all right, me. Bit borin, but all right.
Jul-Sept: made paninis. Brendunn came in quite a lot.
Oct: Nearly got well killed by Brendunn's weird mate. Most excitement I'd had all year. Proper mint.
Nov: Realised Doug was pretty annoying. Married him anyway. Got run over. Went back to making paninis.
Dec: Brendunn's moving away. I don't care, me, I'm married to Doug, so what do you fink?
'Appy Chrimble.
”
Oh dear. That's enough paninis and Doug to drive anyone mad.
Originally Posted by Ready Steady Go:
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S”
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S
”
OMG please do
I request Doug's
C&s, those were brilliant.
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Mercy probably feels right left out, the mental cow.
By the way, this was Brendan's year, it's going in his Xmas cards:
Moi 2012
Jan: Massive fall out wit da love of moi loife. Sent moi own son away.
Feb: Ate a pork poie.
Mar: Watched little Foxy make a cocktail.
Apr: Bought da deli. Not totally sure if it was cos oi loved Steven or wanted to control him. Decided later it was deffo love, even if didn't look loike it at the toime.
May: Old cell mate dropped boi. Joel got stabbed. Still not sure if oi quoite loike him now or he gets on moi tits. Cheryl pissed at me.
Jun: Was generally evil. Steven ripped me off for 80k and went off with Douglas. Wasted a load of toime buying their crappy flat and listening to them having unsatisfactory sex. A low point.
Jul: Bit of a snog and sexy banter wit Soimon to distract me. Interrupted boi Lynsey gettin' strangled. Nice cuddle wit love of moi loife. Don't love him no more tho', deffo not. Cheryl pissed at me again.
Aug: Spent most of it lookin' at blueprints. Heist was a disaster, but I looked shit hot in it. Celebrated wit a bottle of whiskey but dat Walker bastard still isn't putting out.
Sept: Busy. Accidentally killed a guy in a loighthouse-related accident. Chopped him up. Finally nailed Soimon. Killed nana. Turns out Soimon not boyfriend material after all. Got blown up. Cheryl really pissed at me dis time.
Oct: Total mare. Tried to snog Steven and made a roigt fool of meself. Oh, also Walker troid to kill him. And Declan. Oi body rolled under a door and was pretty awesome. Cheryl still pissed.
Nov: Troid a bit of therapy to shut Cheryl up. Gave up and talked to Da Big Guy instead. Steven still married that little narking bastard Douglas, so dat hardly worked. Then he got run down. Had to be noice to Douglas over it. It didn't last.
Dec: Planning to go home to Dublin to be miserable and lonely and never see love of moi loife again.
Merry Xmas!”
“Mercy probably feels right left out, the mental cow.
By the way, this was Brendan's year, it's going in his Xmas cards:
Moi 2012
Jan: Massive fall out wit da love of moi loife. Sent moi own son away.
Feb: Ate a pork poie.
Mar: Watched little Foxy make a cocktail.
Apr: Bought da deli. Not totally sure if it was cos oi loved Steven or wanted to control him. Decided later it was deffo love, even if didn't look loike it at the toime.
May: Old cell mate dropped boi. Joel got stabbed. Still not sure if oi quoite loike him now or he gets on moi tits. Cheryl pissed at me.
Jun: Was generally evil. Steven ripped me off for 80k and went off with Douglas. Wasted a load of toime buying their crappy flat and listening to them having unsatisfactory sex. A low point.
Jul: Bit of a snog and sexy banter wit Soimon to distract me. Interrupted boi Lynsey gettin' strangled. Nice cuddle wit love of moi loife. Don't love him no more tho', deffo not. Cheryl pissed at me again.
Aug: Spent most of it lookin' at blueprints. Heist was a disaster, but I looked shit hot in it. Celebrated wit a bottle of whiskey but dat Walker bastard still isn't putting out.
Sept: Busy. Accidentally killed a guy in a loighthouse-related accident. Chopped him up. Finally nailed Soimon. Killed nana. Turns out Soimon not boyfriend material after all. Got blown up. Cheryl really pissed at me dis time.
Oct: Total mare. Tried to snog Steven and made a roigt fool of meself. Oh, also Walker troid to kill him. And Declan. Oi body rolled under a door and was pretty awesome. Cheryl still pissed.
Nov: Troid a bit of therapy to shut Cheryl up. Gave up and talked to Da Big Guy instead. Steven still married that little narking bastard Douglas, so dat hardly worked. Then he got run down. Had to be noice to Douglas over it. It didn't last.
Dec: Planning to go home to Dublin to be miserable and lonely and never see love of moi loife again.
Merry Xmas!”
lol thats hilarious
i think he needed to get laid more
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“He also saved Brendunn from a bin. That was exciting. And made him coffee and jam sandwiches.”
“He also saved Brendunn from a bin. That was exciting. And made him coffee and jam sandwiches.
”
I hope Ste's 2013 will be more exciting/drama packed
Originally Posted by AnotherSarah:
“C&s, those were brilliant.
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?”
“C&s, those were brilliant.
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?”
Too many things.
C&S...genius! You are genius!
The Ste 2012 was actually pretty sad...poor boy had too much Doug n Panini luvin' and not enough Brendo. But Brendan's had me laughing out loud! I love that Ste makes paninis almost as much as Cheryl is pissed off at Brendan.
The Ste 2012 was actually pretty sad...poor boy had too much Doug n Panini luvin' and not enough Brendo. But Brendan's had me laughing out loud! I love that Ste makes paninis almost as much as Cheryl is pissed off at Brendan.
Originally Posted by khughes90:
“Ste's makes me laugh, but it also makes me incredibly sad
Stop making pizzas and panninis and go and get your man you little sass-miester”
“Ste's makes me laugh, but it also makes me incredibly sad
Stop making pizzas and panninis and go and get your man you little sass-miester
”
That should have gone in really.
Jul: Totally sassed Alleh. Superman wiv a nippul ring. Dunt trust him, me.
Could also have added the delightful visit from Pauline.
Originally Posted by Ready Steady Go:
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S”
“You should do a 2012 recap for every character, C&S
”
I'll give it some thought when I'm not so tired.
Here's one:
Maddie's Big Year of Maddie:
Was totally queen of everything. Picked on George, Neil, Ruby, Sinead, Nerdy Nadia, and that dyke Esther.
Totally died. Bummer.com. Didn't even get a proper vigil. WTF?
Originally Posted by AnotherSarah:
“C&s, those were brilliant.
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?”
“C&s, those were brilliant.
Oh, boys, just a couple more obstacles (punch-shaped and JPendan-shaped) and you'll be smiling at each other.
What else could possibly go wrong?”
I was saying this to someone recently, but I naively thought at one point that Eoghan and Ste's marriage to Doug would be the final obstacles before Dublin.
Honestly, if I could go back and slap myself, I would.
C and S you need to publish that on fanfic so when I want a laugh and feel,like crap I can read brendans crap year 
Originally Posted by x-Maya-x:
“I was saying this to someone recently, but I naively thought at one point that Eoghan and Ste's marriage to Doug would be the final obstacles before Dublin.
Honestly, if I could go back and slap myself, I would.”
“I was saying this to someone recently, but I naively thought at one point that Eoghan and Ste's marriage to Doug would be the final obstacles before Dublin.
Honestly, if I could go back and slap myself, I would.
”
So did I how wrong were we?
I remember seeing those Dublin pictures and being uber excited and the only person who I could talk to about it was my boyfriend as we were in a cottage in the middle of nowhere in Wales
Originally Posted by CANDYANGEL:
“I think "cried" would be mentioned a lot in one for Doug”
“I think "cried" would be mentioned a lot in one for Doug
”
Doug's 2012:
Jan: in mourning for the love of my life, Bex. Thought maybe Lynsey could help me forget her, if I ever could, because I really did love her, having sex and everything.
Feb-April. Made pizzas and pie charts. Felt quite likeable. Get in dudes!
May: Totally, absolutely gay. I've always known. Cried quite a bit though. Likeability dropped quite a lot.
June: Still totally gay, but afraid of my feelings. Cried a bunch more. Basically tried everyone's patience to breaking point.
July: Still totally gay, but not mad keen on the whole sex with men thing. Cried a frickin river. Finally tried it. It was ... nice.
Aug: Really, really gay, but didn't want Mom and Dad to know so tried to marry my bestie.
Sept: Realised Ste had spent all summer talking about that bastard with the big hairy chest. Proposed. Seemed like the best solution. Bastard retaliated by getting blown up to pull focus on me. Tried to get him put away but was rubbish at it. Row with Ste. Tears. Oh, Riley died.
Oct: Now so gay that I'm a walking musical. Was so annoying Ste pushed me over. Another row. More tears.
Nov: Big Wedding. Big Row. Big Explosion. More tears, really loud ones this time, lot of wailing.
Dec: Looking forward to my first gay Christmas now Brady's out of the way. Me and Ste really happy. I now only check his phone four times a day, row a coupla times, and tissue consumption a coupla boxes a week. Gonna be together foreva, furrealz.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Bex who?
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Doug's 2012:
Jan: in mourning for the love of my life, Bex. Thought maybe Lynsey could help me forget her, if I ever could, because I really did love her, having sex and everything.
Feb-April. Made pizzas and pie charts. Felt quite likeable. Get in dudes!
May: Totally, absolutely gay. I've always known. Cried quite a bit though. Likeability dropped quite a lot.
June: Still totally gay, but afraid of my feelings. Cried a bunch more. Basically tried everyone's patience to breaking point.
July: Still totally gay, but not mad keen on the whole sex with men thing. Cried a frickin river. Finally tried it. It was ... nice.
Aug: Really, really gay, but didn't want Mom and Dad to know so tried to marry my bestie.
Sept: Realised Ste had spent all summer talking about that bastard with the big hairy chest. Proposed. Seemed like the best solution. Bastard retaliated by getting blown up to pull focus on me. Tried to get him put away but was rubbish at it. Row with Ste. Tears. Oh, Riley died.
Oct: Now so gay that I'm a walking musical. Was so annoying Ste pushed me over. Another row. More tears.
Nov: Big Wedding. Big Row. Big Explosion. More tears, really loud ones this time, lot of wailing.
Dec: Looking forward to my first gay Christmas now Brady's out of the way. Me and Ste really happy. I now only check his phone four times a day, row a coupla times, and tissue consumption a coupla boxes a week. Gonna be together foreva, furrealz.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Bex who?”
“Doug's 2012:
Jan: in mourning for the love of my life, Bex. Thought maybe Lynsey could help me forget her, if I ever could, because I really did love her, having sex and everything.
Feb-April. Made pizzas and pie charts. Felt quite likeable. Get in dudes!
May: Totally, absolutely gay. I've always known. Cried quite a bit though. Likeability dropped quite a lot.
June: Still totally gay, but afraid of my feelings. Cried a bunch more. Basically tried everyone's patience to breaking point.
July: Still totally gay, but not mad keen on the whole sex with men thing. Cried a frickin river. Finally tried it. It was ... nice.
Aug: Really, really gay, but didn't want Mom and Dad to know so tried to marry my bestie.
Sept: Realised Ste had spent all summer talking about that bastard with the big hairy chest. Proposed. Seemed like the best solution. Bastard retaliated by getting blown up to pull focus on me. Tried to get him put away but was rubbish at it. Row with Ste. Tears. Oh, Riley died.
Oct: Now so gay that I'm a walking musical. Was so annoying Ste pushed me over. Another row. More tears.
Nov: Big Wedding. Big Row. Big Explosion. More tears, really loud ones this time, lot of wailing.
Dec: Looking forward to my first gay Christmas now Brady's out of the way. Me and Ste really happy. I now only check his phone four times a day, row a coupla times, and tissue consumption a coupla boxes a week. Gonna be together foreva, furrealz.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Bex who?”
Reading about Doug's torrential tears had me crying too...but, y'know, with laughter, not wimpy for-no-reasons.
The additions of 'Oh, Riley died.' and 'Bex who?' dear lord :')
Loving these C&S...hilarious!
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