Don't get me wrong I quite like Helen and I am finding her very entertaining but there is no way in hell I am believing her boobs go up a cup size after dinner. Also that leopard print bra was ridiculous. She is seriously nuts. i am wondering now if some of her stories a just for effect eg sending towels to the dry cleaners, not cleaning flat for 6 months etc.
My boobs go up a cup size
It's a figure of speech - you know, how some people say "I only have to look at a cream cake and I put on half a stone." Not meant to be taken literally. 
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“It's a figure of speech - you know, how some people say "I only have to look at a cream cake and I put on half a stone." Not meant to be taken literally.”
“It's a figure of speech - you know, how some people say "I only have to look at a cream cake and I put on half a stone." Not meant to be taken literally.
”
LOL I'd love to believe that but I think she did mean literally.
Some people might appear very stupid but they know exactly what they are doing. She did look ridiculous and sleazy in that bikini top, and I don't believe her bra size goes up after eating.
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“It's a figure of speech - you know, how some people say "I only have to look at a cream cake and I put on half a stone." Not meant to be taken literally.”
“It's a figure of speech - you know, how some people say "I only have to look at a cream cake and I put on half a stone." Not meant to be taken literally.
”
The way she said was not in that manner she actually confirmed she meant it when she said seriously.
I am an old woman now but I remember my boobs going up (and down) a cup size according to diet, not exactly after one dinner but in a very short space of time. I can remember, aged 23, an older woman in my office saying to me, "Lend me your pump!", but all I had done was eat a bit more for a few days. Ah, those were the days. Sob!
That bra was certainly enhancing, but uplifting too. Helen has a decent pair.
That bra was certainly enhancing, but uplifting too. Helen has a decent pair.
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“They increase in size just before a period as well.”
“They increase in size just before a period as well.”
They do but not after one meal.
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“You took that literally too?”
“You took that literally too?”
I think they had something to do with the padded bra she was wearing.
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“They increase in size just before a period as well.”
“They increase in size just before a period as well.”
gel too helps, as Ashley plainly knew when she grabbed them..
Originally Posted by Dreamer27:
“As Ashley put it "if mine did that i'd be snacking all day!"”
“As Ashley put it "if mine did that i'd be snacking all day!"”
Yes, she made me
Originally Posted by Dreamer27:
“As Ashley put it "if mine did that i'd be snacking all day!"”
“As Ashley put it "if mine did that i'd be snacking all day!"”
Me too - but then my belly grow at the same rate as my boobs
"Do you think I should take this off? It does make them look big. I didn't realize they looked so big. Now that I have looked at them, I can see how big they look. I might take this off now that I have seen how big they look. "
Repeat until yak herders in Outer Mongolia with no access to electricity have been made aware that Helen has big boobs.
Repeat until yak herders in Outer Mongolia with no access to electricity have been made aware that Helen has big boobs.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“"Do you think I should take this off? It does make them look big. I didn't realize they looked so big. Now that I have looked at them, I can see how big they look. I might take this off now that I have seen how big they look. "
Repeat until yak herders in Outer Mongolia with no access to electricity have been made aware that Helen has big boobs.”
“"Do you think I should take this off? It does make them look big. I didn't realize they looked so big. Now that I have looked at them, I can see how big they look. I might take this off now that I have seen how big they look. "
Repeat until yak herders in Outer Mongolia with no access to electricity have been made aware that Helen has big boobs.”
Why is it that on this board, there are so many funny people with a brilliant turn of phrase and way with words ? " ...yak herders"...
Originally Posted by Rachelette:
“LOL I'd love to believe that but I think she did mean literally.”
“LOL I'd love to believe that but I think she did mean literally.”
yep she literally believes that they go up a cup size after every meal
i think she's confused herself with the fact that when a womans overall weight goes up generally their boobs will too. but not just after eating a meal
