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Joe swash really needs to keep his paws to himself
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imrightok
01-12-2012
I think that guy takes too many liberties, and people are too polite to tell him to stop touching, kissing or in some other way invading their space. Ashley has only been out of the jungle for a little while and swash has got his paws all over her.
zoepaulpenny
01-12-2012
dad can i hit him.. can i can i.???
Stockingfiller
01-12-2012
He's vile, isn't he.
PinkPetunia
01-12-2012
He has no respect for anyone , he really has no clue about social graces
1fab
01-12-2012
These showbiz types are very touchy-feely. I can't imagine anyone is offended.
PinkPetunia
01-12-2012
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“These showbiz types are very touchy-feely. I can't imagine anyone is offended.”

Not like Swash , he steps over the line every single time
dezire
01-12-2012
if you saw the Pamela Anderson show he did you'd see how immature this guy can be.
max_db
01-12-2012
Can't stand the idiot and his silly little chirpy voice grates right through me! Vile indeed!
Stockingfiller
01-12-2012
He knows that women on the show...or relatives and wives, girlfriends..can't tell him where to go , on air, nor smack him one. They're trapped on air with Swash. If he did that in any other job he'd get a warning from bosses at the least.

I was quite amused though that Hugo made sure that no one got their hands on his girlfriend except himself. Well done Hugo.
JVS
01-12-2012
Sleazy slime-ball. The producers let him do and say what he likes.

And shame on Laura Whitmore for using the show to help Joe 'Yer bref smells when ya don't fart' Swash with his amorous ambitions towards Ashley.
Alrightmate
01-12-2012
Did you see him when the ITV2 show was finishing? He was all over Ashley like a rash.

Oh in a jokey way of course, just larking around 'joke' kissing I'm sure.
Stockingfiller
01-12-2012
I reckon, that there are very few men in Britain, regardless of looks, age, build etc who Ashley would shrink from chatting to, laughing with, having a drink with and dancing with. She was great, with Colin, for example...and Eric. It's the same with most women. It's the sleazeballs, that get on womens' nerves !
Alrightmate
01-12-2012
Originally Posted by zoepaulpenny:
“dad can i hit him.. can i can i.???”

Yes son, you may.
Pretzel
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by dezire:
“if you saw the Pamela Anderson show he did you'd see how immature this guy can be.”

Indeed.

Sorry -shameless repost from a days ago, but I can't resist. Harry Hills verdict on Joe Swash meets Pamela Anderson
Alrightmate
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by 1fab:
“These showbiz types are very touchy-feely. I can't imagine anyone is offended.”

Of course they won't be.
In 30 years time the news headlines will read that ex-TV 'funnyman' Joe Swash (61) did bad things to people in his dressing room backstage. The excuse made at the time was "It's just a birruv a joke innit luv? Just having a bit of a larf wiv yous". That's how it was back in those days before 2042.
Fizix
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Of course they won't be.
In 30 years time the news headlines will read that ex-TV 'funnyman' Joe Swash (61) did bad things to people in his dressing room backstage. The excuse made at the time was "It's just a birruv a joke innit luv? Just having a bit of a larf wiv yous".”

Lol, really? This is sarcasm right?

Joe is sleazy on the show, but I've always assumed that sleazy is his "script", there always seems to be a wink, nudge from him and everyone around him. I'd be surprised if its actually serious.
Stockingfiller
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by Pretzel:
“Indeed.

Sorry -shameless repost from a days ago, but I can't resist. Harry Hills verdict on Joe Swash meets Pamela Anderson”

Just watched it. Thanks - brilliant !
Alrightmate
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by Fizix:
“Lol, really? This is sarcasm right?

Joe is sleazy on the show, but I've always assumed that sleazy is his "script", there always seems to be a wink, nudge from him and everyone around him. I'd be surprised if its actually serious.”

LOL Well sort of.

It's just that I do think he's a sleazeball, but I'm also alluding to the fact what with recent news in the media how this sort of thing would have been seen 30 years ago when people like Freddie Starr and Dave Lee Travis did a bit of fondling and groping. Times haven't really changed as much as we think they have. People still think they can touch and fondle and think that just because they're someone off the telly it's perfectly fine to laugh it off as a joke.

Even if that sounds a bit much you'd still think that this clown would consider how he treats guests in the light of recent events. What an idiot.

But I am joking, I'm not meaning to be that serious.
JVS
02-12-2012
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Joe - there's a reason why you're single. And it's not from want of trying.
imrightok
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by Pretzel:
“Indeed.

Sorry -shameless repost from a days ago, but I can't resist. Harry Hills verdict on Joe Swash meets Pamela Anderson”

Haven't seen that before, Harry has got it spot on.
gboy
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Of course they won't be.
In 30 years time the news headlines will read that ex-TV 'funnyman' Joe Swash (61) did bad things to people in his dressing room backstage. The excuse made at the time was "It's just a birruv a joke innit luv? Just having a bit of a larf wiv yous". That's how it was back in those days before 2042.”

Swash will have sunk into total obscurity *long* before then...
Cranfield
02-12-2012
Hopefully he will have no place on future shows.
He is a no talent little scumball and makes me wince every time I see and hear him.
Alrightmate
02-12-2012
Originally Posted by gboy:
“Swash will have sunk into total obscurity *long* before then...”

Well you say that. but I was quite shocked the other day when I checked the IAC Wiki page and realised that Joe Swash won the show 4 years ago in 2008.
I could hardly believe it's been that long ago.

But he's still here. Still presenting on television. Still with the same cockney barrow boy persona with the stupid voice, or whatever it is he thinks he's doing.

Somebody provided a youtube link to a show he was on before he was on Eastenders called Club Reps. When I saw him on it I couldn't believe how he ever got on television at all as a TV regular. It was no jokey persona as part of the script when he was on that show, he was a repellent individual in that too from the clip I saw.
Steve Threlfall
02-12-2012
Joe is a smart lad
imrightok
02-12-2012
Just the other day Joe seemed grateful that he has that job, he knows if it wasn't for that job he would be struggling to stay on TV.
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