Let's look at the career options for the finalists who don't win and get a record deal.
Jahmene: converted Christian who will sing in gospel churches all over the land. Hallelujah?
Christopher: top, top, top karoake singer probably in your local pub, or cruise ships with intros from MeNan.
James: I worry for him. Will his busking spot be taken if he doesn't win?
Union J: Louis will give them a record deal no matter what. They are terrible but Louis is old and stupid. He's always been stupid but being old AND stupid doesn't help.
Worst X Factor finalists in the history of the show. Spectacularly awful and it's all down to tactical voting from the judges all the way through the show.
Simon needs to sack each and every one of them.
Jahmene: converted Christian who will sing in gospel churches all over the land. Hallelujah?
Christopher: top, top, top karoake singer probably in your local pub, or cruise ships with intros from MeNan.
James: I worry for him. Will his busking spot be taken if he doesn't win?
Union J: Louis will give them a record deal no matter what. They are terrible but Louis is old and stupid. He's always been stupid but being old AND stupid doesn't help.
Worst X Factor finalists in the history of the show. Spectacularly awful and it's all down to tactical voting from the judges all the way through the show.
Simon needs to sack each and every one of them.
