I think his singing is execrable but every time he sings I think of Simon Cowell sobbing quietly in his hot tub, at the thought of Orange Chris winning, and that balances it out for me.
My kids reckon Cowell is like Verucca Salt's dad in 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory' - employing an entire factory of serfs constantly with James Arthur's number on speed dial...
Originally Posted by Hogzilla: “I think his singing is execrable but every time he sings I think of Simon Cowell sobbing quietly in his hot tub, at the thought of Orange Chris winning, and that balances it out for me.
My kids reckon Cowell is like Verucca Salt's dad in 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory' - employing an entire factory of serfs constantly with James Arthur's number on speed dial...”
I honestly think his old Nan would make Cowel more dosh l
Originally Posted by Hogzilla: “I think his singing is execrable but every time he sings I think of Simon Cowell sobbing quietly in his hot tub, at the thought of Orange Chris winning, and that balances it out for me.
My kids reckon Cowell is like Verucca Salt's dad in 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory' - employing an entire factory of serfs constantly with James Arthur's number on speed dial...”
He's not employing enough serfs....methinks Chris is topping the voteS every week for Sure