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Old 03-12-2012, 21:24
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9 . I whip me nan Back and forth

I bet he does too
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Old 03-12-2012, 21:45
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Mirror Nan - Human League

Stand By Your Nan - Tammy Wynette

Nan! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain

Nan On The Moon - REM

The Nan Who Sold The World - Lulu

Nanchild - Neneh Cherry

Nanbo No 5 - Lou Bega
................................just LOL
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:06
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Just wet myself! PMSL

Come on Baloney!!
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:09
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He could change the lyrics to So Lonely by The Police and make it his own theme tune
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:16
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In the nan of love - U2

My Nan is... my nan is... Slim Shady - Eminem

Don't stop me nan - Queen

Killing in the nan - Rage against the machine

Horse with no nan - America

Nannabe - Spice Girls
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:39
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Some ideas for album 3

Hand in my Nan
Sk8er Nan
Life For Me Nan
Since You Been Me Nan
Better Than Me Nan
Red Blooded Nan
Eh Eh (Nothing Else Me Nan Can Say)
I Like To Bang Me Nan
Do You Want The Truth or Me Nan
When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Me Nan
Man! I Feel Like Me Nan
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:41
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Hilarious!
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:48
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Nan On The Moon
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:51
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just imagine the "routine" for this song.. Chris with his chest out surrounded by Nanas
In a Fernando fashion
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:56
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OMG this could sell millions.
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Old 03-12-2012, 22:57
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Old Nan River
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:05
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Some ideas for album 3

Hand in my Nan
Sk8er Nan
Life For Me Nan
Since You Been Me Nan
Better Than Me Nan
Red Blooded Nan
Eh Eh (Nothing Else Me Nan Can Say)
I Like To Bang Me Nan
Do You Want The Truth or Me Nan
When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Me Nan
Man! I Feel Like Me Nan
Man I feel like me nan sounds like a cast iron hit
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:09
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Fer-nan-do - (with a where's Fernando Louis Walsh remix for the clubs)
West end nan
We found nan (in a hopeless place)
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:10
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Na Na Nanputin - Boney M
Against all Nans - Phil Collins
Nangels - Robbie Williams
The Power of Nan - Huey Lewis
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:27
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(My Turn On The) Helter Skelter Nan - The Beatles
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:29
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Imagine all the nannas
Living life in piss
You may say I'm a dreamer ... etc...
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:50
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Wow, his actually done well, Two albums during a short period of time, I heard his debut album, Songs for my nan, was a top bargain seller at Tesco, Asda and Morrisons.

Now his releasing another smash hit album, I can't wait to get this, I might wait a while before I buy it, until it goes down in price because I love a bargain! January sales are only around the corner, I'll buy my nan a copy too, hopefully there's a 2 for 1 offer by then.
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Old 03-12-2012, 23:58
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In a Fernando fashion

uuggh!!


*trying hard to un-see the scene*
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Old 04-12-2012, 00:02
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Given it is Christmas, he has to do a version of

There's no-one quite like Grandma

complete with a Liverpool kiddies choir

peppered with some naff Cliff Richard Christmas covers

Perfect
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Old 04-12-2012, 00:42
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Nan On The Moon - REM
I'd watch the video of that.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:41
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Looks like the albums are trending

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...y-his-nan.html
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:48
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Christopher Maloneys followup second album to the appalling 'Stand by your Nan'

http://i50.tinypic.com/sgldf9.jpg

Featuring

1 . Rocket Nan

2 . Son of a Preacher Nan

3 . Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Nan after midnight)

4 . Im in the mood for Tanning

5 . Like a Puppet on a Cheese string

6 . Feta the Devil you know

7 . Gang-nan style

8 . Knowing me, Knowing Nan

9 . I whip me nan Back and forth

10 . Nan, I feel like a’blubbin

11 . M . E . N . A . N

12 . Achy Breaky Fakey Shakey Heart

13 . Nan in the Mirror
Excellent
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:11
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I hear to cash in with his undisputed fame he'll duet with Tulisa for the yoof of society and release a rendition of 'Nana Can You Hear Me' online for downloading only. Or you can just insert the CD into your pc and listen to the exclusive album bonus features. Whatever rocks your boat really.
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:24
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lollll rocket nan.. excellent
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:37
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I hear to cash in with his undisputed fame he'll duet with Tulisa for the yoof of society and release a rendition of 'Nana Can You Hear Me' online for downloading only. Or you can just insert the CD into your pc and listen to the exclusive album bonus features. Whatever rocks your boat really.
Dunno if it will work... Tulisa's "urban roots" may sound a bit duff alongside "the new Des O'Connor"... but if the yoof and nannas love it, well that's the main thing.
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