Drink:
Every time Jahmene giggles
Every time Tulisa tells James that he is 'credible'
Every time Chris mentions 'me nerves'
Every time Gary gets angry about the other judges' comments to Christopher
Every time Tulisa mentions her 'urban roots'
Every time Nicole mentions 'balls'
Every time Louis says 'I just hope people vote for yee'
Every time Dermot says 'alright'

Finish drink:
- If Dannii is mentioned at any point during Kylie's VT, performance or interview.
- If Simon Cowell makes an appearance

Sob hysterically:
- If Christopher mentions MeNan

Disclaimer: This post is just for fun.. i'm not actually advocating binge drinking. Alcohol and Borelow's voice may cause sleep.

Feel free to suggest more?

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