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'FALSE' with the chorus being

'I'm Christopher Maloney full of baloney...tra la la.....

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or 'Travesty'

...or Nanbo Number 5

Or Ain't No Other Nan - Christina Aguilera

The Sound of Silence (Simon & Garfunkel) - just so long as the title is taken literally.

Una Paloma Blanca - one for the nans

I honestly could see it being Ferry Across the Mersey. Showing he is not only still in touch with his Scouse heritage. He is still in touch with his former career on ferries.

Acceptable in the '80s - Calvin Harris


... in the power ballad style. I know..., he's taking such a risk going so modern!

All shook up

Nan, I feel like a woman.

starships by nicki minaj dermort even mentioned something about it to him last week!

You can't always get what you want.

What Christopher really needs is a song that is credible and totally un-cheesy. With that in mind, this should be his winner's song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CFcu8JRwAU