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Old 05-12-2012, 15:13
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OMG the thought of the final makes me want to puke already. jade goodeys ex husband is (insert city) surrounded by the mayor and hordes of people, followed up by mentor and act returning home with a pull on the old heartstrings and a plea for votes.

what xfactor bingo isms will be trotted out on saturday - either during the live show or 'at the family home'?
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Old 05-12-2012, 15:46
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OMG the thought of the final makes me want to puke already. jade goodeys ex husband is (insert city) surrounded by the mayor and hordes of people, followed up by mentor and act returning home with a pull on the old heartstrings and a plea for votes.

what xfactor bingo isms will be trotted out on saturday - either during the live show or 'at the family home'?
I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a lot of shots of Chris Nan.

And lets not forget the completely staged "Homecoming" videos...
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Old 05-12-2012, 17:08
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Suddenly, Christopher is going to get a lot of praise from Tulisa and Louis. Just because it's the finals and everyone is beautiful.
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:47
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Suddenly, Christopher is going to get a lot of praise from Tulisa and Louis. Just because it's the finals and everyone is beautiful.
"Well, you're still here. Good job!" or something like that would be expected
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:51
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I'm guessing we'll see a few standing ovations (maybe not for Chris - unless it's from Gary)

Simon via live satellite link
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Old 06-12-2012, 09:04
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"You sound like a popstar, you look like a popstar"

Louis Walsh talking shite as usual
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Old 06-12-2012, 09:08
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We have found the next multi-million album selling international popstar. You are going to be bigger than Mariah, Whitney and all these US divas! You are are going to go on to sell out all the biggest stadiums in the universe on your tour. You are already almost as good as Westlife. You are what this show is all about!
Louis Walsh talking with 'one million percent' belief and conviction.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:05
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"...the next big boy band" oh wait...
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:07
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That's exactly Louis Walsh. You forgot :

You remind me of a young Elvis Presley. I think that if John Lennon was alive, he would love to work with you.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:32
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Suddenly, Christopher is going to get a lot of praise from Tulisa and Louis. Just because it's the finals and everyone is beautiful.
No, they are not suddenly being nice to him for that reason, they were basically told to wind their necks in and shut up because they were causing the sympathy vote.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:36
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There were several stories about her being told to shut by producers, to which she then ranted about on twitter http://www.independent.ie/entertainm...s-3302355.html
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:38
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I'm sure at some stage Louis will say to one of them "You're in the final*
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:40
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"you absolutely smashed it!!"
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:43
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Louis to Jahmene and James........you are what the X Factor is all about, people need to pick up the phone and vote fer ye
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:45
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I'm sure at some stage Louis will say to one of them "You're in the final*
Yes, so am I
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:55
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I've been on an incredible journey...

it'll change my life and (insert relation's) life...
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:56
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also I love the judge's at the family home swearing to nana and some other randoms - I'll do right by little johnny (simon cowell at journey souths house springs to mind)
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:59
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This has been the most talented year ever. Even better than the years Leonna and Alexandra won!
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:03
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you are like the new Ed Sheeran / Professor Green
you are like the new Marvin Gaye / Prince

"It will change my life"
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:09
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Louis:

"Christopher, you're in the final ... "
"Jahmene, you're in the final ... "
"James, you're in the final ... "
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:11
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From the judges:

You've proved that you deserve to be here.

How much you've grown in confidence since those first auditions.

so and so will be so proud of you.

whatever happens you will be a big star (kind of defeats the point)

That was your best performance of the series.

I've always liked you
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:13
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Your nan/mum/homeless doorway will be so proud of you
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:17
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"Well, you're still here. Good job!" or something like that would be expected
That was the case when Same Difference made it to the final.

Louis criticised them all the way but congratulated them in the final (despite saying "I can't believe you're still in the show!" )
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:26
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From the judges:

You've proved that you deserve to be here.

How much you've grown in confidence since those first auditions.

so and so will be so proud of you.

whatever happens you will be a big star (kind of defeats the point)

That was your best performance of the series.

I've always liked you

LOL Absolutely.
Then again, what else can they say? Things like 'I can see you flopping bigtime' or 'I really don't get it how you got this far' wouldn't really go down well with the public, besides being very unkind.
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:34
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James! you are gonna be the next big boyband! .....
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