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Old 06-12-2012, 10:47   #1
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101 Reasons James Arthur should NOT win the X Factor

I just thought the other thread needed an antithesis.

1. He gets on my tits

2. He sounds like a lawn mower having fight with a chainsaw

3. He makes Eeyore look like the teletubbies on acid.
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:48   #2
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4. Chris's better
5. He's completely unlikeable
6. Him winning wouldn't kill off the show
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:56   #3
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7. He needs to get his bowels sorted out.
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:30   #4
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8. Christopher is gonna win
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:52   #5
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9, Looks like the hunchback of notre dame
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10. He’s not credible

11. He’s boring

12. He’s not talented

13. He’s fat

14. No charisma.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:21   #7
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15. Looks like he's having an epileptic fit when he's performing
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:38   #8
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16. He's a weird looking, dour busker who seems to have already gotten too big for his boots.
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17. He doesn't need it.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:46   #10
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18. Syco will try to turn him into a generic pop artist like they have with every artist before him. He is not and never will be a generic pop artist.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:50   #11
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19 He can't sing. Emperors new clothes.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:50   #12
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20. He's Syco's idea of credible. He's a poor man's Aiden Grimshaw trying to be Maverick Sabre.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:54   #13
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21. He is a massacrer of music and destroyer of good songs.
22. He tries to rap
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:56   #14
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23. He needs to get his bowels sorted out.
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Old 06-12-2012, 14:57   #15
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24. if he wins he'll get a set of teeth like ronan keating and a boy band haircut to boot
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:05   #16
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24. if he wins he'll get a set of teeth like ronan keating and a boy band haircut to boot
I would say he already has that.

25) The judges need their ears sluicing.
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:08   #17
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26) He mumbles half the lyrics
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27) He has bad teeth
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Old 06-12-2012, 15:12   #19
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He has taken aiden grimshaw's title as most depressive singer on x factor. He needs a personality transplant.
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:10   #20
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29. coz i want chris to win!
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:27   #21
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29. coz i want chris to win!
30. Cause I also want Chris to win
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Old 06-12-2012, 16:32   #22
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31. Because he is an Ed Sheeran type artist which is a niche market and again he will have more chance being started off in the correct niche market than he will being launched as a pop artist
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32 he sounds like someone has a clamp on his balls that tightens every now and then during his performance
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Old 06-12-2012, 17:24   #24
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33) He cant sing n looks like a well fed lesbian
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34) He sounds constipated when he sings

35) HE HATES US! DIGITAL SPY FORUMERS!
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