Originally Posted by jackbell:
“Next year X Factor will be full of mad camp acts and cruise ship singers. Credibility has flown after this year and last. There must be a million 'Christopher's up and down the country who are gagging to apply that "werk reeelly 'ard" and love their "nans".”
They've all
already applied and have made sure their nans accompany them to the auditions.
Or The Chosen One will have a story of how their passed over nans (both maternal
and paternal) loved their voice and their dying wishes were for their grandchild to go on X Factor. They'll be bringing attractive photographs and inspirational stories of said nans. Tabloids will uncover the truth of said nans being alive and well by week three, so The Great British Public can be up in arms about the lying contestant using such a ploy.