Take a shot each time Maloney says 'you know' 'me nan' and 'I'm just trying me best'

Chances are you won't make it to bed.

Add on for each Jahmene giggle and James frown, you'll be under the table in no time.

Everytime Jahmene sings more than one note in a syllable,
Everytime he mentions his backstory,
Everytime a judge is so proud of their act,
Everytime Nicole says something that makes you go wtf?
Everytime Louis urges someone to vote for James or Jahmene,
Everytime Tulisa blatently says she wants James to win,
Everytime James whips out the guitar,
Everytime there's a guest performer
If James crack a smile, down your drink

Fab. I've added them to the list, don't think there's enough booze in the world though.

Every time Louis mentions cruise ships or musicals when criticising Chris

There's a party going on tonight in my house for my dad's 50th birthday... Apparently we have a lot more in my house than we thought! I may actually participate in this My liver might want to fight me by the end of it though.

Well don't I feel like absolute shite today. We pretty much had shots whenever Maloney came onscreen, BLURGHH. Did a sick in the bath