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EE Band Aid
I am not the author of this spoof, and I personally will be watching EE this xmas BUT i think the author of this deserves to have his work published
EE Aid 2004 It's Christmas time, There's no need to be afraid, At Christmas time, we watch Coronation Street and banish EE, And in our world of quality we can spread a smile of joy. Throw your arms around the Street at Christmas time. But say a prayer, Pray for the Cockerney ones, At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're in EastEnders, There's no world outside your window, And it's a world of webcams and Shannis, Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of Little Mo’s tears And the Christmas bells that ring there, Are the clanging cries of Rosie Miller, Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Albert Square this Christmas time, The greatest gift they'll get this year is Kathleen Hutchinson, (Oooh) Where storylines never grow, No lines or scripts flow, Do they know it's Christmas time at all? (Here's to you) suck a finger for everyone, (Here's to them) in that depressing Square, Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Feed Jack the War Hero, Feed Jack the War Hero, Feed Jack the War Hero, Let him know it's Christmas time. Feed Jack the War Hero, Let him know it's Christmas time. Feed Jack the War Hero, Let him know it's Christmas time. Feed Jack the War Hero, Let him know it's Christmas time. Feed Jack the War Hero, Let him know it's Christmas time. |
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Made me laugh; thank the author for me.
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i must admit to a little chuckle!
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Whatever way you look at that, its not really funny.
The words don't fit and that spoils the whole thing. Very sad indeed. |
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![]() Hahaha!!! Cheered me up! Oops, better not laugh...might offend! |
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'Tis a shame some of the lines don't really scan, but a nice attempt.
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Originally Posted by TheSarge
Made me laugh; thank the author for me.
I will. Shame the above poster imno12u doesn't like it. It could do with some consideration of iambic pentameter surely but the spirit is there.
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Originally Posted by Jumpy
PMSL
![]() Hahaha!!! Cheered me up! Oops, better not laugh...might offend! Yes a bit of christmas cheer is a terrible crime.
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Yeah, like others I was a bit annoyed that the words don't really fit the tune - but Hey, I'm over it now.
I am right in the middle of attempting my own Christmas composition dedicated to all those hard working |
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Made me smile too
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Okay, Okay it's not that bad, but I hate parody songs where the words don't fit the tune. It ruins the idea of it. for example: Quote:
And there won't be snow in Albert Square this Christmas time, It just doesn't work.The greatest gift they'll get this year is Kathleen Hutchinson Now that people have got the ball rolling, why don't we all try to make some soap carols. |
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Good plan. The author would be pleased with that idea.
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We wish Shannis would finish
We wish Shannis would finish We wish Shannis would finish We wish it would end We don't want fairground distasters We don't want fairground distasters We don't want fairground distasters No dragon rides please At least the ferreiras are going At least the ferreiras are going At least the ferreiras are going Take others with you Rid us of Leslie Grantham Rid us of Leslie Grantham Rid us of Leslie Grantham And this webcam antics. |
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Ok, firstly it's total trash, I mean use some imagination please! Most of it doesn't make sense.
Secondly, it's spelt Hutchison not Hutchinson. Thirdly, how utterly disrespectful of the author to use lyrics which purpose was/is to make millions for people dieing of starvation, in terms of a soap it's pathetic, they need to get in the real world. Totally disgusting. |
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I think it is abit pethetic but who do think is really behind it peeps?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie-L
We wish Shannis would finish
We wish Shannis would finish We wish Shannis would finish We wish it would end We don't want fairground distasters We don't want fairground distasters We don't want fairground distasters No dragon rides please At least the ferreiras are going At least the ferreiras are going At least the ferreiras are going Take others with you Rid us of Leslie Grantham Rid us of Leslie Grantham Rid us of Leslie Grantham And this webcam antics.
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Originally Posted by Agent Krycek
That one I like, scans beautifully and fits with the tune. Well done young Cookie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huch'net
Ok, firstly it's total trash, I mean use some imagination please! Most of it doesn't make sense.
Secondly, it's spelt Hutchison not Hutchinson. Thirdly, how utterly disrespectful of the author to use lyrics which purpose was/is to make millions for people dieing of starvation, in terms of a soap it's pathetic, they need to get in the real world. Totally disgusting. |
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Originally Posted by Jumpy
Huch, I really do value your comments but lighten up mate! It is only a joke and a bit of fun!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huch'net
Lol, maybe I do need to ligten up a bit, it is just a bit of fun but it still doesn't make it funny.
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This is funny apart from the 'save jack the war hero' section which doesn't work.
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Edit: never mind, found it now. Why is there no delete post option?
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LOL!
I have to admit, its cheered me up a lot
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