[mrsmoose]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ving-show.html

This sounds hilariously bad! Z Listers, including Jordans ex (the one who doesn't speak English) and Eddie the Eagle will learn to dive and perform infront of a (Very loud and annoying) "live audience" and judges.
Then the views at home vote for their favourite.

It's got ITV written all over it

[feckit]

ITV could make it a bit more interesting by padlocking a big boulder to the celeb's ankle just before they jump in the pool,
give them a bunch of keys but only 1 fits the lock.
Just a thought.

[Tel69]

It sounds like the type of programme Alan Partridge was desperately asking the BBC controller for when they told him his radio show was being pulled.

[culttvfan]

Originally Posted by mrsmoose

This sounds hilariously bad!

I agree, and they certainly don't come any more z list than Daley himself. He's certainly making that bronze medal go a long way, and judging by people who have worked with him, a rather unpleasant piece of work.

[spookyLX]

please please please let the pool be empty

[mrsmoose]

Originally Posted by feckit

ITV could make it a bit more interesting by padlocking a big boulder to the celeb's ankle just before they jump in the pool,
give them a bunch of keys but only 1 fits the lock.
Just a thought.

Love it!

[AngusMast]

Originally Posted by culttvfan

I agree, and they certainly don't come any more z list than Daley himself. He's certainly making that bronze medal go a long way, and judging by people who have worked with him, a rather unpleasant piece of work.

FYI Daley won 8 major gold medals for Decathlon (2 Olympic, 1 World Champs, 3 European and 3 Commonwealth)

[spookyLX]

Tom really is starting to cheapen his Olympic medal , and he really needs to lay of the orange fake tan he looks like a wotsit

[Callous]

So it's basically like "The Games" was on Channel 4...

...but with just 1 event for the celebs repeated over and over ....as opposed to 9 different events for the male celebs and 9 for the women.

Well that's..interesting.

[AngusMast]

No-one wants to do the obvious 'ITV ratings taking a dive' gag

[Agent Krycek]

Someone kindly posted clips of the original over on SCD forum - the capacity for injury to annoying z listers is huge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...u0bm4Ams#t=93s

Sadly I can't seem to find the clip where the blonde girl is shown sitting there, later in the programme, with a wacking great plaster cast across her nose

[ladyeleanor]

Originally Posted by AngusMast

No-one wants to do the obvious 'ITV ratings taking a dive' gag

Angus. Lang may yer lum reek

Maybe they could set up a block and tackle on the top diving board with a rope dangling
over the edge and the celeb has to run, grab the rope and whoever swings out the furthest/farthest when landing preferably in the water wins.

[Verence]

Will Arsenal player Santi Cazorla be asked to take part??

[hallc]

Originally Posted by spookyLX

please please please let the pool be empty

[seansnotmyname@]

Originally Posted by Callous

So it's basically like "The Games" was on Channel 4...

...but with just 1 event for the celebs repeated over and over ....as opposed to 9 different events for the male celebs and 9 for the women.

Well that's..interesting.

Yes, why didn't a channel just bring that back to cash in on the Olympics. Have a medalist teach all the sports to the zlebs, would be more interesting.

[feckit]

Originally Posted by Verence

Will Arsenal player Santi Cazorla be asked to take part??

Wonder if they will ask Michael Barrymore.

[milkybarnick]

Originally Posted by AngusMast

FYI Daley won 8 major gold medals for Decathlon (2 Olympic, 1 World Champs, 3 European and 3 Commonwealth)

Tom Daley Thompson - now that's a portmanteau sportsman I'd like to see.

He does the pole vault, and then 3 back somersaults onto the mat. That would be a spectacle.

[Creamtea]

We should invent a new letter that comes AFTER Z. This could be applied to all low life clebs, like the TOWIE lot etc, as they don't even deserve to be Z Listers.

[BellaRosa]

Originally Posted by spookyLX

Tom really is starting to cheapen his Olympic medal , and he really needs to lay of the orange fake tan he looks like a wotsit

I have to agree. Is this really going to be a show

[Gazinuk]

Originally Posted by Tel69

It sounds like the type of programme Alan Partridge was desperately asking the BBC controller for when they told him his radio show was being pulled.

Monkey Tennis?

[ILoveMyDog]

Tony Hayers would never approve this rubbish

[Apple_Crumble]

This could be appallingly bad

Is Jordan's ex even a z-lister?

[Gazinuk]

Originally Posted by Apple_Crumble

This could be appallingly bad

Is Jordan's ex even a z-lister?

Well if each one of her exes is an alphabet letter we would have passed z a long time ago

[pete137]

This is car crash tv. Roll up roll up z-listers. I recommend Tulisa, she is good at going down.

[pete137]

Tom Daley has turned into a celeb whore. Most serious athletes have already started dedicating the next four years to training to win a gold on the next olympics. Daley should be at his peak then but I doubt he will even be there, let alone win a medal.

He says that getting a tv show on itv whete "he" is the star is a dream come true. How very very sad.