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Old 11-12-2012, 12:39
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ving-show.html

This sounds hilariously bad! Z Listers, including Jordans ex (the one who doesn't speak English) and Eddie the Eagle will learn to dive and perform infront of a (Very loud and annoying) "live audience" and judges.
Then the views at home vote for their favourite.

It's got ITV written all over it
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:02
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ITV could make it a bit more interesting by padlocking a big boulder to the celeb's ankle just before they jump in the pool,
give them a bunch of keys but only 1 fits the lock.
Just a thought.
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:05
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It sounds like the type of programme Alan Partridge was desperately asking the BBC controller for when they told him his radio show was being pulled.
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:10
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This sounds hilariously bad!

I agree, and they certainly don't come any more z list than Daley himself. He's certainly making that bronze medal go a long way, and judging by people who have worked with him, a rather unpleasant piece of work.
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:17
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please please please let the pool be empty
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:19
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ITV could make it a bit more interesting by padlocking a big boulder to the celeb's ankle just before they jump in the pool,
give them a bunch of keys but only 1 fits the lock.
Just a thought.
Love it!
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:22
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I agree, and they certainly don't come any more z list than Daley himself. He's certainly making that bronze medal go a long way, and judging by people who have worked with him, a rather unpleasant piece of work.
FYI Daley won 8 major gold medals for Decathlon (2 Olympic, 1 World Champs, 3 European and 3 Commonwealth)
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:22
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Tom really is starting to cheapen his Olympic medal , and he really needs to lay of the orange fake tan he looks like a wotsit
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:22
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So it's basically like "The Games" was on Channel 4...

...but with just 1 event for the celebs repeated over and over ....as opposed to 9 different events for the male celebs and 9 for the women.

Well that's..interesting.
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:24
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No-one wants to do the obvious 'ITV ratings taking a dive' gag
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:32
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Someone kindly posted clips of the original over on SCD forum - the capacity for injury to annoying z listers is huge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...u0bm4Ams#t=93s

Sadly I can't seem to find the clip where the blonde girl is shown sitting there, later in the programme, with a wacking great plaster cast across her nose
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Old 11-12-2012, 13:36
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No-one wants to do the obvious 'ITV ratings taking a dive' gag
Angus. Lang may yer lum reek

Maybe they could set up a block and tackle on the top diving board with a rope dangling
over the edge and the celeb has to run, grab the rope and whoever swings out the furthest/farthest when landing preferably in the water wins.
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Old 11-12-2012, 14:24
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Will Arsenal player Santi Cazorla be asked to take part??
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Old 11-12-2012, 15:41
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please please please let the pool be empty
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Old 11-12-2012, 15:53
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So it's basically like "The Games" was on Channel 4...

...but with just 1 event for the celebs repeated over and over ....as opposed to 9 different events for the male celebs and 9 for the women.

Well that's..interesting.

Yes, why didn't a channel just bring that back to cash in on the Olympics. Have a medalist teach all the sports to the zlebs, would be more interesting.
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Old 11-12-2012, 16:09
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Will Arsenal player Santi Cazorla be asked to take part??
Wonder if they will ask Michael Barrymore.
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Old 11-12-2012, 17:38
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FYI Daley won 8 major gold medals for Decathlon (2 Olympic, 1 World Champs, 3 European and 3 Commonwealth)
Tom Daley Thompson - now that's a portmanteau sportsman I'd like to see.

He does the pole vault, and then 3 back somersaults onto the mat. That would be a spectacle.
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Old 11-12-2012, 17:56
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We should invent a new letter that comes AFTER Z. This could be applied to all low life clebs, like the TOWIE lot etc, as they don't even deserve to be Z Listers.
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Old 11-12-2012, 18:14
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Tom really is starting to cheapen his Olympic medal , and he really needs to lay of the orange fake tan he looks like a wotsit
I have to agree. Is this really going to be a show
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Old 11-12-2012, 18:35
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It sounds like the type of programme Alan Partridge was desperately asking the BBC controller for when they told him his radio show was being pulled.
Monkey Tennis?
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Old 11-12-2012, 18:53
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Tony Hayers would never approve this rubbish
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Old 11-12-2012, 18:57
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This could be appallingly bad

Is Jordan's ex even a z-lister?
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Old 11-12-2012, 18:58
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This could be appallingly bad

Is Jordan's ex even a z-lister?
Well if each one of her exes is an alphabet letter we would have passed z a long time ago
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:39
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This is car crash tv. Roll up roll up z-listers. I recommend Tulisa, she is good at going down.
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:47
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Tom Daley has turned into a celeb whore. Most serious athletes have already started dedicating the next four years to training to win a gold on the next olympics. Daley should be at his peak then but I doubt he will even be there, let alone win a medal.

He says that getting a tv show on itv whete "he" is the star is a dream come true. How very very sad.
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