[Gulftastic]

Spoilers re-phrased from ITV.com as per usual.

Part, the first:

Spoiler

It's the panic option that Jai picks
When Rachel's baby starts to arrive
She's rushed away double quick
Will Mother and child survive?

Revenge is Debbie's vengeful scheme
As she does some evil plotting
Chas stuck in jail is her dream
Chas stuck in jail and rotting!

Lastly, new parents are in a tizz
Nikhil and Gennie now realise
Having to take baby to their place of biz
May mean some help really would be wise

Part, the second:

Spoiler

Her mother has always lent an ear
As Debbie moaned and whinged
Now Charity is starting to fear
That her daughter may be unhinged

Spencers and Sam rally round Rachel's bed
Her new born's not doing too well
Jai's panic has turned to anger instead
He's as furious as hell!

And a good evening to one and all.

At half time, the tig-chase now stands at: Turning Japanese>>Forbidden Colours>>Have You ever Had It Blue?>>?. Tune in to find the next link in the chain.

[Yera]

Evening Gulftastic- fantastic post

[Oldnjaded]

Evening all and thanks for the thread and pomes, Gulfie.

(Does Charity really think Dobbeh is unhinged)? Obviously we've known for years, but it'll be nice if her mother finally realises it also.

[*Fluffy*]

Evening all!

Hope Xynaria doesn't mind if I take the liberty of reposting this because it's bloody fantastic,...

Originally Posted by xynaria

I lurves optimism me...anyway here's today's instalment






Opening Night...............






The soundtrack was playing Faure's Pavanne
As the lights came up slowly on a woman and a man
The hall was quite full for an opening night
And our heroes onstage shuddered slightly in fright.
A large piece of hessian covered them both
Hiding their features and intriguing most.
As the music segued to the synthesized riff
Of Gorgio Moroder the crowd are in fits
As a plethora of dwarves dressed in Monks habits
Ran loose on the stage while shagging like wabbits.



The hessian was lifted on our heroes,a snake,and an apple
A tableau vivant, the background a chapel
Eat this says *Fluffy* to the slightly cowed Jude
While placing the apple somewhere quite rude
An enthusiastic Jude dived in to bite
Took a big juicy chunk showing no sign of fright
Jude laughed while eating, shouting yum yum
Then used mayonnaise to add to his fun
*Fluffy* was giggling and getting excited
She caressed herself and the crowd were delighted



Call that a snake sneered Jude to his mate
And whipped up his cassock I'm scared to relate
The crowed gasped in awe at just what they saw
And before very long they where shouting for more
The snake itself was left slightly puzzled
When against Jude's manhood it then twied to nuzzle
It felt rather cold shouldered and slightly confused
For it wasn't the mate he'd hoped to abuse
'I feels exploited' said the snake rather distwessed
And like Snagglepuss it was 'Exit stage left'


'Shag!, shag!, shag!, shag!' chanted the crowd
Thems knew what they wanted and *Flude* did thems pwoud
For 25 minutes they cavorted with grace
Surpwising themselves with their rocketing pace
Divine inspiwation had taken it's hold
And a sense of fulfillment had got them enthralled
Their eyeballs now glazed with post coital bliss
They bowed to the crowd and blew them a kiss
A rapturous applause was the audience response
The first night now over they departed at once









Soundtracks

Intro

First Segue

Apple Time

Lurve Time

Lurve Time II

Shows Over

Pure genius!!!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!

[CRP2012]

Originally Posted by *Fluffy*

Evening all!

Hope Xynaria doesn't mind if I take the liberty of reposting this because it's bloody fantastic,...



Pure genius!!!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!

Jude of the Mount (fluffy )

[*Fluffy*]

Originally Posted by CRP2012

Jude of the Mount (fluffy )

PMSL!!!

[CRP2012]

Originally Posted by *Fluffy*

PMSL!!!

like its not true

[mrbernay]

Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya

[CRP2012]

Originally Posted by mrbernay

Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya

Evening Mrbernay

it took charity long enough to realise her daughters mental,but whats 10years too late

[wuffles]

Evening all!

[chitarivera]

Is it on yet?
I am impatient today.

[Rita's Kabin]

Thanks for the thread and ditties Gulfie


I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!

[JackW]

*Applauds Gulf*

Evening All and MrB

[Oldnjaded]

Originally Posted by Rita's Kabin

Thanks for the thread and ditties Gulfie


I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!

Have a great time, RK, and I hope your injury doesn't spoil your hand jive.

[Mrs_Stig24]

Evening all.

I didn't get much sleep last night and I'm a tad hungover so I might not manage to stay awake until the end of Episode 2!

[Gulftastic]

Originally Posted by Rita's Kabin

I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!

Have a good one RK. I used to organise the Xmas do's in one of my old jobs. I miss those days.

Dancing to 'She Bangs The Drum' always takes me back to one of those nights...

[wildyounghearts]

Hi Everyone

Thanks Gulfie

Not looking forward to the Rachel drama - she's like a victim from a Dickens novel

[tinkie]

Yoo hoo *waves* everyone, looking forward to your posts

[tinkie]

Originally Posted by wildyounghearts

Hi Everyone

Thanks Gulfie

Not looking forward to the Rachel drama - she's like a victim from a Dickens novel

Looks like I will be zoning out quite a lot, I have no interest in her whatsoever

[Melephunk2010]

Evening all. Looking forward to tonight's eps

Hope everyone's had a good day.

Just want to take the oppertunity aswell to again offer my deepest sympathies to the Firth family after the loss of thier daughter, Sophie. Such a tradgedy. xxxxxx

[*Fluffy*]

Originally Posted by CRP2012

like its not true

Now, I never said that!

Originally Posted by mrbernay

Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya

Good Daily to you, sir

Originally Posted by tinkie

Yoo hoo *waves* everyone, looking forward to your posts

Everyones posts? Are ya' sure?

[Jewels501]

Evening all and greetings to Jack, SULLA and Lotty.

[JackW]

Originally Posted by Jewels501

Evening all and greetings to Jack, SULLA and Lotty.

MySparkle!

[tinkie]

Originally Posted by *Fluffy*;62954928

[I

Everyones[/i] posts? Are ya' sure?

Well mostly

[Melephunk2010]

Originally Posted by CRP2012

because you carnt

ive heard jude has invited maurel over for an orgy - are you having a sausage sarni provided by the chef

Chef highly reccomends mayonaisse.