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Old 13-12-2012, 17:55
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Spoilers re-phrased from ITV.com as per usual.

Part, the first:

Spoiler


Part, the second:

Spoiler


And a good evening to one and all.

At half time, the tig-chase now stands at: Turning Japanese>>Forbidden Colours>>Have You ever Had It Blue?>>?. Tune in to find the next link in the chain.
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:03
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Evening Gulftastic- fantastic post
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:04
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Evening all and thanks for the thread and pomes, Gulfie.

(Does Charity really think Dobbeh is unhinged)? Obviously we've known for years, but it'll be nice if her mother finally realises it also.
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:05
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Evening all!

Hope Xynaria doesn't mind if I take the liberty of reposting this because it's bloody fantastic,...

I lurves optimism me...anyway here's today's instalment






Opening Night...............






The soundtrack was playing Faure's Pavanne
As the lights came up slowly on a woman and a man
The hall was quite full for an opening night
And our heroes onstage shuddered slightly in fright.
A large piece of hessian covered them both
Hiding their features and intriguing most.
As the music segued to the synthesized riff
Of Gorgio Moroder the crowd are in fits
As a plethora of dwarves dressed in Monks habits
Ran loose on the stage while shagging like wabbits.



The hessian was lifted on our heroes,a snake,and an apple
A tableau vivant, the background a chapel
Eat this says *Fluffy* to the slightly cowed Jude
While placing the apple somewhere quite rude
An enthusiastic Jude dived in to bite
Took a big juicy chunk showing no sign of fright
Jude laughed while eating, shouting yum yum
Then used mayonnaise to add to his fun
*Fluffy* was giggling and getting excited
She caressed herself and the crowd were delighted



Call that a snake sneered Jude to his mate
And whipped up his cassock I'm scared to relate
The crowed gasped in awe at just what they saw
And before very long they where shouting for more
The snake itself was left slightly puzzled
When against Jude's manhood it then twied to nuzzle
It felt rather cold shouldered and slightly confused
For it wasn't the mate he'd hoped to abuse
'I feels exploited' said the snake rather distwessed
And like Snagglepuss it was 'Exit stage left'


'Shag!, shag!, shag!, shag!' chanted the crowd
Thems knew what they wanted and *Flude* did thems pwoud
For 25 minutes they cavorted with grace
Surpwising themselves with their rocketing pace
Divine inspiwation had taken it's hold
And a sense of fulfillment had got them enthralled
Their eyeballs now glazed with post coital bliss
They bowed to the crowd and blew them a kiss
A rapturous applause was the audience response
The first night now over they departed at once









Soundtracks

Intro

First Segue

Apple Time

Lurve Time

Lurve Time II

Shows Over
Pure genius!!!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:07
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Evening all!

Hope Xynaria doesn't mind if I take the liberty of reposting this because it's bloody fantastic,...



Pure genius!!!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!


Jude of the Mount (fluffy )
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:09
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Jude of the Mount (fluffy )
PMSL!!!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:10
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like its not true
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:14
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Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:16
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Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya
Evening Mrbernay

it took charity long enough to realise her daughters mental,but whats 10years too late
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:17
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Evening all!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:20
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Is it on yet?
I am impatient today.
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:26
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Thanks for the thread and ditties Gulfie


I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:30
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*Applauds Gulf*

Evening All and MrB
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:39
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Thanks for the thread and ditties Gulfie


I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!
Have a great time, RK, and I hope your injury doesn't spoil your hand jive.
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:44
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Evening all.

I didn't get much sleep last night and I'm a tad hungover so I might not manage to stay awake until the end of Episode 2!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:45
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I'm going out in about 20 minutes as it the works Christmas meal and disco tonight so I shan't be back until sometime after midnight. Hope you all 'enjoy' tonight's episodes anyway!


See you all tomorrow!
Have a good one RK. I used to organise the Xmas do's in one of my old jobs. I miss those days.

Dancing to 'She Bangs The Drum' always takes me back to one of those nights...
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:48
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Hi Everyone

Thanks Gulfie

Not looking forward to the Rachel drama - she's like a victim from a Dickens novel
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:49
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Yoo hoo *waves* everyone, looking forward to your posts
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:50
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Hi Everyone

Thanks Gulfie

Not looking forward to the Rachel drama - she's like a victim from a Dickens novel
Looks like I will be zoning out quite a lot, I have no interest in her whatsoever
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:51
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Evening all. Looking forward to tonight's eps

Hope everyone's had a good day.

Just want to take the oppertunity aswell to again offer my deepest sympathies to the Firth family after the loss of thier daughter, Sophie. Such a tradgedy. xxxxxx
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:52
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like its not true
Now, I never said that!

Evening Gulfie, excellent stuff, as per Another baby to look forward to

Hello there Yera, Jaded, Fluffy, CRP and all you lovely Dailians to come

Hi JW and XXX right back at ya
Good Daily to you, sir

Yoo hoo *waves* everyone, looking forward to your posts
Everyones posts? Are ya' sure?
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:54
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Evening all and greetings to Jack, SULLA and Lotty.
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:56
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Evening all and greetings to Jack, SULLA and Lotty.
MySparkle!
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:58
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Originally Posted by *Fluffy*;62954928

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Everyones[/i] posts? Are ya' sure?
Well mostly
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Old 13-12-2012, 18:59
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because you carnt

ive heard jude has invited maurel over for an orgy - are you having a sausage sarni provided by the chef
Chef highly reccomends mayonaisse.
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