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If soap characters were non-alcoholic beverages...
I've always wondered what non-alcoholic beverage some of our favourite and most hated soap characters would be?
In the interests of making the thread accessible to all, non-alcoholic drinks only please! Here are some of the ones I came up with... Water - Pat Butcher (EastEnders) Everyone loves water, just like how everyone loves Pat. Also, water comes in still variety (representing Pat's happy times) but also in fizzy variety (representing all the hardships Pat faced, such as when she found out Janine listed her as "Fat Pat" on her mobile). Non-alcoholic Beer - Sean Tully (Coronation Street) Everyone hates non-alcoholic beer. It's a bit of a party spoiler. Non-alcoholic mulled wine is far superior. It took me absolutely ages to think up of these. I look forward to hearing your ideas. In case you're struggling to come up with some non-alcoholic beverages I've compiled a list of all the non-alcoholic beverages that I know below: Pumpkin juice, Milk, Coca Cola Zero, Pink lemonade, Fanta Fruit Twist, Non-alcoholic mulled wine. Thanks in advance and I hope this thread doesn't make you thirsty. I know I'm certainly onto my third glass of mulled wine (non-alcoholic of course). |
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Non-alcoholic mulled wine? I think you've been sniffing Ajax! This well random, I love it! Right,...
ED: Rev. Jude Watson - Virgin Mary! ,...... but not for long, Bobsy ![]()
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Amy in Emmerdale would be a Sunny Delight good delicious orange goodness!
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Debbie Dingle - Sour milk
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Irn-Bru - Tony Gordon (Coronation Street)
An evil-tasting Scottish drink which no-one likes. |
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Shirley Carter- Lemon Juice. Bitter
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Derek Branning - anything without pips in seedless .
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Katie in Emmerdale.
Hot Chocolate, something nice and warm that's good to take to bed. ![]() I was going to say Maurel - Barley wine, which is enough to make anyone vomit. But you did say non alcoholic. |
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Can I just say WATER great selection of ideas are being thrown 7UP here. I'm very pleased that everyone is sticking to the non-alcoholic beverage rule as when I made this thread I really wanted it to be family-friendly.
Here's another one I came up with: Piss - Joey Branning (EastEnders) And before you protest that the above is not a beverage I once drank kangaroo piss in the Australian outback. Long story. |
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LMFAO!!!! I'm impressed by anyone that regards P*SS - kangeroo or otherwise - as a non-alcoholic baverage! But I'm not sure how "family friendly" stating that fact is? Sweet, dude, sweet!
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Can anyone think of any more?
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Anna windass would be a brew, milk; one sugar.
Carla Connor would be a black coffee, no sugar Peter Barlow of course an orange juice!!!!!
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Dot Cotton would be a tomato juice
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Max would be ginger ale.
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Debbie Dingle - Sour milk
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ED Alicia - Hot chocolate with marshmallows. Full bodied, very tasty and a couple of things bobbing away up top!
Eric Pollard - Old Scotch. Well matured and surprisingly mellow. Debbie - Liquid Immodium. Horrible, nasty and a pain in the arse. |
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