Derek's obviously the one Kat's having the affair with so there would be no BETTER way for them to be revealed than Derek having a heart attack while he and Kat are getting it on.

Christmas night the vic's full and Alfies over at Michaels and Kat storms down the stairs yelling he's dead. So Max, Fatboy and Mo follow her up the stairs and they find Derek lying naked in the bed dead.

It would be a very original idea for Dereks death and for the affair to be revealed.

As long as we don't see Derek naked, I'm all for it. Would at least give Kat some interesting material.

... YES.

No way Slutter can spin off her well-versed 'Victim' speech then - everyone will know what she is.

Good idea OP.That would be the perfect humilation for the whore Kat and that complacent doormat Alfie. I'd laugh out loud to see the looks on their faces.

Then maybe he could kill Kat, Alfie is so shocked and disgusted he pulls his own eyes out and puts a knife through his brain to try and erase the image. Then Jack slips on Alfie eyes and bangs his head and dies.
Tyler, Whitney, Bianca and co are on their way somewhere when Tyler gets sent a picture of Dereks naked dead body on top of Kats dead body, he swerves off the road and they all die hitting Roxy who also dies.

That would be my perfect EE xmas.

I LOLed big time at that extra bit added on there...

Haha My hand was hurting me, and I wanted Roxy gone so decided to keep it short and sweet

The thread title made me wish there was a vomit smilie.

I wouldnt be surprised if they did though, why not go all out in the lunacy of this pathetic storyline! No one is taking it seriously anyway

That happened in Footballers Wives.

Only Tanya was deliberately trying to do poor Frank in.

Happened in Dynasty too,

Poor old Cecil Colby snuffing it when on top of Joan Collins.

does he fall in and drown?

Not forgetting Dowton Abbey.

Death by sex. Is there a better way to go?

Shall I mention the fact thatKat might (not for the first time) wake up in bed beside a stiff

I think that would fantastic and different way for him to die.
But then I remember we will have to see Kat and Derek naked and getting it on, and then I think no thanx

Sounds like an episode from Footballers Wives lol!! That would be interesting!!!

Derek gets gassed when he goes down on her

That's what happens when you pawn your ring as often as Kat has done

if they show even a manboob of Derek am likely to be sick .

With the paramedics wheeling out Derek's body, but unable to move Derek, who is on top of a humiliated Kat.

The silent extras would have a field day

I don't think Kat's gonna have sex with him again, is she? (Him meaing whoever the shagger is, not nessicerally Derek).

Phil had a heart attack while having sex with Glenda

You would die a happy man looking at Kat's breasts.

go down to argos - theres many round things made out of plastic