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Old 18-12-2012, 04:07
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This xmas what really happens is its xmas eve and max comes home drunk and has missed the wrapping of presents for the kids

Tanya has a go at him for forgeting to buy the stuffing mix
And cannot find any anywhere as the mintue mart has run out of stock
Max begins to cry infront of tanya
Tanya tells him its only stuffing love dont worry but max tells her he has a secret he has to tell her now as he cant hold it in any longer

Max tells tanya he tried having hair transplant surgery but the treatment failed Tanya is shocked to the core

Lauren decides to stay in her room for xmas and eat a selection box

Abbey looks at a porn website and is shocked to discover how babies are actually made

Meanwhile
Jack bashes one out in the shower while singing i touch my self sharon overhears this shocking event and decides to leave as it becomes to much
Denny says " where are we going to go now mmmmummmmmy!"

Sharon " i dunno but your not coming with me bye"

Ian decides to eat his dinner and watch a film he found on the shelf with the title on the dvd saying "lucys version of 2 girls 1 cup" featuring mandy

Derek is found dead on the toliet after pushing to hard trying to have a poo

Whitney discovers how to finally washerself properly

While carol is at war with bianca after bianca robs a leftover kfc bucket for christmas dinner

Alice loves her present from joey how to learn the alphabets

And joey loves his new present from alice a tablet for ages 3 and up

Kat has a lion bar and falls in love with it
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Old 18-12-2012, 07:43
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You know the other day with the "forum pet hates" thread? Well, I vote for threads like these. I get the OP and some others think they're funny but I just don't see it. Sorry OP! X
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Old 18-12-2012, 07:49
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You know the other day with the "forum pet hates" thread? Well, I vote for threads like these. I get the OP and some others think they're funny but I just don't see it. Sorry OP! X
Ditto. I just cringed through the whole thing.
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Old 18-12-2012, 08:29
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well i laughed until the ian bit, then u stopped trying
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Old 18-12-2012, 10:12
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This is the worst thread I've ever seen on any forum in the history of the Internet.
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Old 18-12-2012, 11:23
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This is the worst thread I've ever seen on any forum in the history of the Internet.
I completely agree. The sad thing is though, the stories above are more entertaining and realistic than what will actually happen.
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