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How will Derek meet his maker? |
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| Having a heart attack while riding Kat like a horse in the grand national |
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6 | 31.58% |
| Choking on a piece of Sausage Surprise. |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Being clubbed to death by his sweet innocent children |
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1 | 5.26% |
| Being knocked down repeatedly by his alcohol infested nice Lauren |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Peacefully in his sleep |
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0 | 0% |
| By being stabbed in the heart by a pair of Tanyas scissors |
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1 | 5.26% |
| By dying of shock after seeing Jack sleeping with Carol! |
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1 | 5.26% |
| By boredom after listening to some of Alfies jokes for an hour |
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0 | 0% |
| Accidentally by Abi when she makes him some beans on toast with a bit of arsenic sprinkled on top |
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3 | 15.79% |
| By being gobbled alive by a passing heron |
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1 | 5.26% |
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How will Derek meet his maker?
How do you think he will die?
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Poill up shortly.
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Is that the best you can come up with ! :yawn:
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Is that the best you can come up with ! :yawn:
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. Obviously the 70,000 posts plus you have made in the last 4 years are all works of genius
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Too many joke threads recently :sleep:
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Jesus will descend from the heavens and say 'Sorry, I have to inform you on behalf of my Holy Father that a face as ugly as yours cannot be allowed in this beautiful creation of ours. However, Joey and Alice are allowed to stay as long as they desire.' (I didn't like Joey to start with, but now I really like him.)
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Abi it's always the quiet ones
and she's a daddy's girl.Seriously though, I think Joey will play a significant role in his death possibly pushing him down the famous Who Shot Philth steps. |
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Too many joke threads recently :sleep:
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Wow!
I don't know what to vote for...they all sound interesting! Except for the fifth one...
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By the way it should say niece not nice.
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and she's a daddy's girl.
I don't know what to vote for...they all sound interesting!