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How will Derek meet his maker?


View Poll Results: How will Derek pop his clogs
Having a heart attack while riding Kat like a horse in the grand national 6 31.58%
Choking on a piece of Sausage Surprise. 3 15.79%
Being clubbed to death by his sweet innocent children 1 5.26%
Being knocked down repeatedly by his alcohol infested nice Lauren 3 15.79%
Peacefully in his sleep 0 0%
By being stabbed in the heart by a pair of Tanyas scissors 1 5.26%
By dying of shock after seeing Jack sleeping with Carol! 1 5.26%
By boredom after listening to some of Alfies jokes for an hour 0 0%
Accidentally by Abi when she makes him some beans on toast with a bit of arsenic sprinkled on top 3 15.79%
By being gobbled alive by a passing heron 1 5.26%
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:07
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How do you think he will die?
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:11
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Poill up shortly.
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:13
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Is that the best you can come up with ! :yawn:
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:17
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Is that the best you can come up with ! :yawn:
Yes. I'm a talentless drone. I am sorry that I even came on this forum and clearly embarrassed all the other fantastic witty members on here. Clearly I'm not worthy. Obviously the 70,000 posts plus you have made in the last 4 years are all works of genius originality and I should bow to you superiority.
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:22
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. Obviously the 70,000 posts plus you have made in the last 4 years are all works of genius
Its only a number !
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:26
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Too many joke threads recently :sleep:
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:30
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Jesus will descend from the heavens and say 'Sorry, I have to inform you on behalf of my Holy Father that a face as ugly as yours cannot be allowed in this beautiful creation of ours. However, Joey and Alice are allowed to stay as long as they desire.' (I didn't like Joey to start with, but now I really like him.)
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:36
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Abi it's always the quiet ones and she's a daddy's girl.

Seriously though, I think Joey will play a significant role in his death possibly pushing him down the famous Who Shot Philth steps.
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:38
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Too many joke threads recently :sleep:
Erm who said this was a joke thread?
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:42
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Wow! I don't know what to vote for...they all sound interesting! Except for the fifth one...
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Old 19-12-2012, 19:43
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By the way it should say niece not nice.
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