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Old 20-12-2012, 18:01
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Evening you lovely, filthy lot. I'm filling in (oo, er!) For Gulfie because he, I dunno, has a life or something (how very dare he?!?!)

Hope you've all got your Christmas cracker type jokes ready. Here's mine:

I stole Judes newspaper this morning. Well, technically it was The Sun of a preacher man.

Moving swiftly on,...



First thrilling instalment,...

Spoiler


Second thrilling instalment,...

Spoiler


Xmas Disco

Now, a lot of the requests simply said, "STFU - About Jude". Now I can't find either the band or the song on YouTube so I'm afraid you'll have to make do with these. Click and boogie,...

Fairytale of New York - Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl

Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea

Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses

December Will Be Magic Again - Kate Bush

And for the poet of the Soap Forums,...
Don't anyone ask about his name
My dog loves this and it's not even Punk/Ska
Nannan-tastic!
Xyn needs his prescription reviewing

Merry Christmas everybody. Hope it's a flippin' belter!
Started this thread early so there's just time before the ep. for Jude to fill me with...

... Christmas cheer! Extra stuffing anyone?
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:11
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Well done, Fluffmeister, a great first thread, and thanks for the great Christmas tunes!

Did you hear about Billy the Brown-nosed reindeer?

He runs just behind Rudolf but he's not very good at braking.


Evening Dailians, should be exciting tonight!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:16
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Hi Everyone

Here's my Christmas cracker joke:
What cereals do cats like?

Mice crispies


Thanks for the Christmas music!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:20
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A JR thread?!?!!?!

Great start JR!

My Christmas cracker joke courtesy of This Morning:

Have you ever heard of Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer?

He never stopped in time and bashed into the reindeer in front!





EDIT: Got to go out shopping now - DAMN YOU CHRISTMAS!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:20
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Hi Warm & Wonderful ED fans! Hope you're all well & dry. Lots of rain in the US,too.

Cute thread, Fluffer-nutter--thanks!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:20
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Evening you lovely, filthy lot. I'm filling in (oo, er!) For Gulfie because he, I dunno, has a life or something (how very dare he?!?!)

Hope you've all got your Christmas cracker type jokes ready. Here's mine:

I stole Judes newspaper this morning. Well, technically it was The Sun of a preacher man.

Moving swiftly on,...



First thrilling instalment,...

Spoiler


Second thrilling instalment,...

Spoiler


Xmas Disco

Now, a lot of the requests simply said, "STFU - About Jude". Now I can't find either the band or the song on YouTube so I'm afraid you'll have to make do with these. Click and boogie,...

Fairytale of New York - Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl

Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea

Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses

December Will Be Magic Again - Kate Bush

And for the poet of the Soap Forums,...
Don't anyone ask about his name
My dog loves this and it's not even Punk/Ska
Nannan-tastic!
Xyn needs his prescription reviewing

Merry Christmas everybody. Hope it's a flippin' belter!
Started this thread early so there's just time before the ep. for Jude to fill me with...

... Christmas cheer! Extra stuffing anyone?
That was Juhmazing (like jahmazing but with a Jude lol) Enjoyed thread very much- evening all! Fluffy ty again!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:21
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Evening All!

Christmas Wrapping an underrated Xmas tune brilliant it is although i only clicked a few months ago that its called "Christmas Wrapping" because they are indeed rapping!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:22
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A JR thread?!?!!?!

Great start JR!

My Christmas cracker joke courtesy of This Morning:

Have you ever heard of Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer?

He never stopped in time and bashed into the reindeer in front!






EDIT: Got to go out shopping now - DAMN YOU CHRISTMAS!
BiB 1 - Eh??

BiB 2 - you copied my joke, (which I guess we both heard on TM today, only you got it slightly wrong)
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:22
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Great first threadstarting, o fluffy one.

My Christmas cracker joke -
it's sort of Jude related.....

Q: what do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?
A: Rev




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Old 20-12-2012, 18:23
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BiB 1 - Eh??

BiB 2 - you copied my joke, (which I guess we both heard on TM today, only you got it slightly wrong)
heee heee heee joke wars!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:24
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Hi Warm & Wonderful ED fans! Hope you're all well & dry. Lots of rain in the US,too.

Cute thread, Fluffer-nutter--thanks!
Hi maggie! Yes, they're predicting rain and floods until after Christmas. I might just curl up in a ball like a hedgehog and not come out until NYE
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:28
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Evening one and all!!

Fabulous thread Fluffball!

and of course, the Christmas Cracker joke....

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

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Old 20-12-2012, 18:32
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Hi maggie! Yes, they're predicting rain and floods until after Christmas. I might just curl up in a ball like a hedgehog and not come out until NYE
Sounds like a good plan! Pics in your newspapers this a.m looked grim.

Did you ses Shane R on This Morning? Think I heard even HE was surprised re: shagger. Personally, I'd tired of the S/L from the start.
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:36
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Sounds like a good plan! Pics in your newspapers this a.m looked grim.

Did you ses Shane R on This Morning? Think I heard even HE was surprised re: shagger. Personally, I'd tired of the S/L from the start.
I don't watch EE, but I am curious to know which character it is.

When are they revealed?
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:36
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Hi maggie! Yes, they're predicting rain and floods until after Christmas. I might just curl up in a ball like a hedgehog and not come out until NYE
It actually hasn't rained that much here today, for once!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:37
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Sounds like a good plan! Pics in your newspapers this a.m looked grim.

Did you ses Shane R on This Morning? Think I heard even HE was surprised re: shagger. Personally, I'd tired of the S/L from the start.
Well if it turns out to be Toad-face, I'm not surprised he's surprised.

I only watch EE about once a week, so tonight will be it, just for a laugh at Shane's dramatic 'acting', (whilst no doubt slurping out of an empty mug as usual).
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:39
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Great work Fluffy!

Evening All and MrB
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:40
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Off-topic here but it's been reported that Andrew Lancel (Frank off Corrie,Neil from t'bill) has been bailed until 5th of April and will apear at Liverpool Crown Court.
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:40
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Ey oop, fluffeh. Just looking in from the train to offer support on your inaugral thread.

Great title!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:41
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Glad the thread's okay. I was dead nervous posting it

Cute thread, Fluffer-nutter--thanks!
My favorite dessert? How did you know?

Loving all the cracker gags. Especially,...

My Christmas cracker joke -
it's sort of Jude related.....

Q: what do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?
A: Rev
It reminds me of one of my all time favorite vicars, Rev. Lionel Fanthorpe (yes, I have favorite actual vicars )
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:41
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Well if it turns out to be Toad-face, I'm not surprised he's surprised.

I only watch EE about once a week, so tonight will be it, just for a laugh at Shane's dramatic 'acting', (whilst no doubt slurping out of an empty mug as usual).
Its more predictable who its gonna be than it was the identity of who brained Cain!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:42
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Glad the thread's okay. I was dead nervous posting it



My favorite dessert? How did you know?

Loving all the cracker gags. Especially,...



It reminds me of one of my all time favorite vicars, Rev. Lionel Fanthorpe (yes, I have favorite actual vicars )

Wonder if Jude has a leather biker jacket?
Think I might have seen him in Matlock one Bank Holiday.
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:43
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Evening all!

Great thread Fluffy!!
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:43
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Its more predictable who its gonna be than it was the identity of who brained Cain!
Zak Dingle has slept with Kat Moon??????????????
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Old 20-12-2012, 18:44
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Briliiant thread Your Fluffiness

Hello there all you lovely Dailians

Hi JW
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