For frock horrors I mean!

This was most hideous dress to date? The light on the shimmer made it appear green. So that problem when combined with the unflattering coverall cut resulted in her resembling a Dr Who a sea monster. How is it possible for an attractive woman to look so bad.

My first reaction was that Xmas Day was early, as she was wrapped in tin foil.

I was half expecting Brendan to rush on and throw her over his shoulders.

She was ready for the oven I think, looked just like bacofoil.

Why does she wear dresses like that. Shes got a good figure and is really pretty and dresses like that just make her look fat

To be honest, TESS wears terrible dresses most weeks, but this really does take the biscuit!

It looked as if it had a rip in it at start of show, above her right knee, then next time we saw it, someone had stuck the rip together with sticky tape on the back.