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Old 23-12-2012, 01:02
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Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.
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Old 23-12-2012, 01:36
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Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.
I loved Tess's golden number
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Old 23-12-2012, 01:38
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I liked her first one but the second looked cheap. I don't know why she's always got to show her legs albeit they were somewhat veiled tonight.
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Old 23-12-2012, 01:38
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Oh she looked a fool
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Old 23-12-2012, 01:55
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Someone on these boards after a particularly hideous offering a month or so back referred to her as the Dressosaurus Tess which I thought was highly amusing.

That said, I thought she looked perfectly OK in the two dresses she wore tonight.
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Old 23-12-2012, 04:15
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I think she is beautiful.
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Old 23-12-2012, 04:17
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I think she is beautiful.
i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?
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Old 23-12-2012, 04:22
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Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
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Old 23-12-2012, 07:26
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Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
And some prominent parts are always a bit askew.
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Old 23-12-2012, 07:30
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i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?
Nice.
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Old 23-12-2012, 07:37
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Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
Unfortunately for Tess, that is perfectly believable!
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Old 23-12-2012, 09:13
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I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark

"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"
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Old 23-12-2012, 09:54
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Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.
The second dress looked as if she had a pair of stockings up her arms.
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:08
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"I'm reliably informed" that her dresses are all provided on free loan from couturiers that Primark turned down.
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:09
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I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark

"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"
We see this so often with Tess's dresses; no Tess more is not more. And when she does wear something more sophisticatedly simple, she never fails to ruin the effect by choosing clunky, brash accessories and a bedhead that shouldn't be seen on anyone out of their teens.

One could almost think she has come to believe the show costumes are regular evening wear.
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:34
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Tess looks better with straight hair and tight fitting short dresses. She didn't look at her best last night.
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Old 23-12-2012, 13:39
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I've come to the only conclusion which is that the Dressosaurus creates the most outlandish dresses she can get away with to make a talking point out of herself. Like the little veil of a skirt she had on the other week, like the veil of a toadstool. I don't think she's good eating either.
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Old 23-12-2012, 13:41
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Last nights foil dress certainly has to be the worse dress she has ever worn, and that's saying something. She dresses terrible!
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Old 23-12-2012, 13:43
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I rarely like any of her dresses. Honestly I don't understand why she can't get someone to make dresses suited to her shape and age. Darcy on the other hand has had a few lovely outfits.
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Old 23-12-2012, 13:49
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The one with the lace train and the sparkly shoulders was hilarious.
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Old 23-12-2012, 14:13
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The first dress looked like a Joan Collins cast off from Dynasty. Tacky to say the least

Tess, less is more - and I don't mean in terms of fabric

Keep it simple - Karen did and looked stunning on red button duty last night
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