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Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
trunkster
23-12-2012
Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.
TerryM22
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by trunkster:
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”

I loved Tess's golden number
madetomeasure
23-12-2012
I liked her first one but the second looked cheap. I don't know why she's always got to show her legs albeit they were somewhat veiled tonight.
RickWhite
23-12-2012
Oh she looked a fool
natalian
23-12-2012
Someone on these boards after a particularly hideous offering a month or so back referred to her as the Dressosaurus Tess which I thought was highly amusing.

That said, I thought she looked perfectly OK in the two dresses she wore tonight.
tpau21
23-12-2012
I think she is beautiful.
confuddled
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by tpau21:
“I think she is beautiful.”

i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?
Jethryk
23-12-2012
Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
breppo
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by Jethryk:
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards! ”

And some prominent parts are always a bit askew.
RoseAnne
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by confuddled:
“i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?”

Nice.
Loolabelle
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by Jethryk:
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?


Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards! ”

Unfortunately for Tess, that is perfectly believable!
glasshalffull
23-12-2012
I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark

"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"
fredster
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by trunkster:
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”

The second dress looked as if she had a pair of stockings up her arms.
Doghouse Riley
23-12-2012
"I'm reliably informed" that her dresses are all provided on free loan from couturiers that Primark turned down.
Smokeychan1
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by glasshalffull:
“I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark

"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"”

We see this so often with Tess's dresses; no Tess more is not more. And when she does wear something more sophisticatedly simple, she never fails to ruin the effect by choosing clunky, brash accessories and a bedhead that shouldn't be seen on anyone out of their teens.

One could almost think she has come to believe the show costumes are regular evening wear.
QuietStormRedux
23-12-2012
Tess looks better with straight hair and tight fitting short dresses. She didn't look at her best last night.
CravenHaven
23-12-2012
I've come to the only conclusion which is that the Dressosaurus creates the most outlandish dresses she can get away with to make a talking point out of herself. Like the little veil of a skirt she had on the other week, like the veil of a toadstool. I don't think she's good eating either.
beaky29
23-12-2012
Last nights foil dress certainly has to be the worse dress she has ever worn, and that's saying something. She dresses terrible!
ladydancer1
23-12-2012
I rarely like any of her dresses. Honestly I don't understand why she can't get someone to make dresses suited to her shape and age. Darcy on the other hand has had a few lovely outfits.
warszawa
23-12-2012
The one with the lace train and the sparkly shoulders was hilarious.
footygirl
23-12-2012
The first dress looked like a Joan Collins cast off from Dynasty. Tacky to say the least

Tess, less is more - and I don't mean in terms of fabric

Keep it simple - Karen did and looked stunning on red button duty last night
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