Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.
Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Originally Posted by trunkster:
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”
I loved Tess's golden number
I liked her first one but the second looked cheap. I don't know why she's always got to show her legs albeit they were somewhat veiled tonight.
Someone on these boards after a particularly hideous offering a month or so back referred to her as the Dressosaurus Tess which I thought was highly amusing.
That said, I thought she looked perfectly OK in the two dresses she wore tonight.
That said, I thought she looked perfectly OK in the two dresses she wore tonight.
Originally Posted by tpau21:
“I think she is beautiful.”
“I think she is beautiful.”
i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?
Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
Originally Posted by Jethryk:
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!”
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
”
And some prominent parts are always a bit askew.
Originally Posted by confuddled:
“i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?”
“i think she is a hound, i really can't believe she has got herself on prime time Saturday night....how?”
Nice.
Originally Posted by Jethryk:
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!”
“Does Tess choose her dresses in the dark?
Yes! I believe she confirmed it in an interview once. She also stated that she get's dressed in the dark. Which is why the dress is sometimes put on backwards!
”
Unfortunately for Tess, that is perfectly believable!
I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark
"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"
"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"
Originally Posted by trunkster:
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”
“Tonight's offerings were truly horrendous, 1st one she looked like she was about to join the Christmas turkey in the oven, the 2nd looked like a cast off from a 70's porno flick.”
The second dress looked as if she had a pair of stockings up her arms.
"I'm reliably informed" that her dresses are all provided on free loan from couturiers that Primark turned down.
Originally Posted by glasshalffull:
“I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark
"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"”
“I don't know if she picks them in the dark I think they must be made in the dark
"Lets take a perfectly good blue cocktail style dress and sew some bits of black voil on the bottom and some old tights on the shoulders...oh year and there some silver epaulettes left over from an old paso costume...let's bung them on too"”
We see this so often with Tess's dresses; no Tess more is not more. And when she does wear something more sophisticatedly simple, she never fails to ruin the effect by choosing clunky, brash accessories and a bedhead that shouldn't be seen on anyone out of their teens.
One could almost think she has come to believe the show costumes are regular evening wear.
Tess looks better with straight hair and tight fitting short dresses. She didn't look at her best last night.
I've come to the only conclusion which is that the Dressosaurus creates the most outlandish dresses she can get away with to make a talking point out of herself. Like the little veil of a skirt she had on the other week, like the veil of a toadstool. I don't think she's good eating either.
Last nights foil dress certainly has to be the worse dress she has ever worn, and that's saying something. She dresses terrible!
