Louis Is seeing the lady who does the spray tanning! No wonder he always looked a bronzed Adonis

That's very odd - he said on Twitter on Friday that he was having his first ever fake tan - and posted pictures . . . . not that it matters, he's young, free and single

It does not matter (to us) even if he is not young, free and single.

He had his first ever spray tan on Friday.
The permanent "bronzed" look in your eyes is just maybe, possibly, because he's mixed race

Bit like a bald bloke stepping out with the hairdresser, it's not her coiffing skills he's after!