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Old 23-12-2012, 10:37
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In top spot Vicky Gill for her costume-work through the entire series. Culminating in the garment poor Dani wore for her showdance. Highly consistent crapitude.

In 2nd place Robbie Williams for a vocal performance that wouldn't get more than a couple of ironic claps from two deaf pensioners in a pub on a rainy day in Cleethorpes who'd come in to wait for their bus.

In 3rd the genius (or team of prize morons) who chose the music for the shows. I won't blame Dave Arch. He seems a nice chap. The music for Denise's Charleston being a prize example of how to select something utterly inappropriate and of itself entirely musically without merit.

Your top 3?
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:38
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Stop moaning.
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:41
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I think though that Robbie singing it live was commendable unlike a certain other 'singer' who still tries to fool folk into believing she can sing like your cleethorpes analogy though
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Old 23-12-2012, 10:48
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In top spot Vicky Gill for her costume-work through the entire series. Culminating in the garment poor Dani wore for her showdance. Highly consistent crapitude.

In 2nd place Robbie Williams for a vocal performance that wouldn't get more than a couple of ironic claps from two deaf pensioners in a pub on a rainy day in Cleethorpes who'd come in to wait for their bus.

In 3rd the genius (or team of prize morons) who chose the music for the shows. I won't blame Dave Arch. He seems a nice chap. The music for Denise's Charleston being a prize example of how to select something utterly inappropriate and of itself entirely musically without merit.

Your top 3?
Agree with your first choice...worst series by far for costumes.

2) The scriptwriters for Tess...the same two lines week after week:

"The joojes said you were (insert word) how do you feel about that?"

"Oooooh looks at Robin/Artem's gooons and abs (giggle) don't we just love that ladies?"

3) The director/vision mixer who must have shares in a pharmaceutical company sell pills for vertigo...and tries to give it to us all week after week
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Old 23-12-2012, 12:28
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The camera work!! Often we didn't see that much of the dances.
Wembley, too big, too loud too.......everything!
Bruce, too old. Needs to retire while still in the nations good books!
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Old 23-12-2012, 12:37
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If you're alluding to Cheryl Cole, mtm, then I doubt she'd raise much of a clap from anyone exce...(COMMENT REDACTED ON LEGAL ADVICE)
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Old 23-12-2012, 12:57
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There's always one, isn't there...
Sorry, three.
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Old 23-12-2012, 18:52
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Should this not be on nonappreciation?
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