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50 shades of shoddy old sh.....(insert final 2 letters)
ESPIONdansant
23-12-2012
In top spot Vicky Gill for her costume-work through the entire series. Culminating in the garment poor Dani wore for her showdance. Highly consistent crapitude.

In 2nd place Robbie Williams for a vocal performance that wouldn't get more than a couple of ironic claps from two deaf pensioners in a pub on a rainy day in Cleethorpes who'd come in to wait for their bus.

In 3rd the genius (or team of prize morons) who chose the music for the shows. I won't blame Dave Arch. He seems a nice chap. The music for Denise's Charleston being a prize example of how to select something utterly inappropriate and of itself entirely musically without merit.

Your top 3?
DiamondDoll
23-12-2012
Stop moaning.
madetomeasure
23-12-2012
I think though that Robbie singing it live was commendable unlike a certain other 'singer' who still tries to fool folk into believing she can sing like your cleethorpes analogy though
glasshalffull
23-12-2012
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“In top spot Vicky Gill for her costume-work through the entire series. Culminating in the garment poor Dani wore for her showdance. Highly consistent crapitude.

In 2nd place Robbie Williams for a vocal performance that wouldn't get more than a couple of ironic claps from two deaf pensioners in a pub on a rainy day in Cleethorpes who'd come in to wait for their bus.

In 3rd the genius (or team of prize morons) who chose the music for the shows. I won't blame Dave Arch. He seems a nice chap. The music for Denise's Charleston being a prize example of how to select something utterly inappropriate and of itself entirely musically without merit.

Your top 3?”

Agree with your first choice...worst series by far for costumes.

2) The scriptwriters for Tess...the same two lines week after week:

"The joojes said you were (insert word) how do you feel about that?"

"Oooooh looks at Robin/Artem's gooons and abs (giggle) don't we just love that ladies?"

3) The director/vision mixer who must have shares in a pharmaceutical company sell pills for vertigo...and tries to give it to us all week after week
Mrs-Mop
23-12-2012
The camera work!! Often we didn't see that much of the dances.
Wembley, too big, too loud too.......everything!
Bruce, too old. Needs to retire while still in the nations good books!
ESPIONdansant
23-12-2012
If you're alluding to Cheryl Cole, mtm, then I doubt she'd raise much of a clap from anyone exce...(COMMENT REDACTED ON LEGAL ADVICE)
CravenHaven
23-12-2012
There's always one, isn't there...
Sorry, three.
wazzyboy
23-12-2012
Should this not be on nonappreciation?
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