Referring to Jade as ugly/pig etc - how origional and funny!


Jade turned down * A Certain Reality TV Show* because she would not sign a contract keeping her away from her baby so far away for so long. Truth is, working mothers leave their children for days or weeks at a time to work. Business women vanish for weeks at a time without their nipper but to they recieve the criticsm Jade does? No.

Jade is lucky in that her babies have a very 'old fashioned' family network most modern babies don't benefit from. Grandma lives under the same roof and a doting dad and paternal grandma live very near.

Everyone understands that Jade has to be Jade to bring the money in for the family. If she shunned it all and lived off benefits...well...we'd never hear the end of it.

As several FMs have pointed out, BTR exposed Jade as not only being ugly on the outside but ugly on the inside too ..... if it looks like a pig and acts like a pig, it is a pig .....

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http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...d.php?t=177332

i dont like jade either but thats down to her bullyish nature ie with sophie then rick and now possibly kitten. I dont think shes that fat and i really dont think its fair to call her a pig (appearance wise). However i dont think she does herself any favour by the way she acts a times...

How can anyone say Anoushka looks like a stick?

I could just about see that as making sense if said about Mel, though I still wouldn't agree with it, but Anoushka?

Is every woman less than -- what? size 16? where is it that "real women" supposedly begin? -- a stick?

Which one? Can't it be named?

Best looking woman in the programme is Mel - no doubt about that.

I'm A Celebrity ... but the door has been left open for her appear in the future.

if they leave her out there in the jungle then I'm all for that Eddy!

Hmm! I think she looks a bit rough. She needs to get her teeth sorted out.

Anouska is pretty, but almost as dumb as Jade and nearly as annoying too, so altogether I'd say Mel is the most attractive, taking looks, personality, and even voice into account.

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Narinder ask Jade about I'm a Celeb earlier this week?

To Narinders question of had she been asked to do it, Jade said that she hadn't, and said she thought the reason being was because of the Big Brother connection and not wanting contestants from there on the show. However Narinder responded to her by saying that Brian had been asked to do it. Jade then said she would love to do it, and although wouldn't mind about the crocodiles etc..couldn't stand the thought of having grubs crawling in her ears.
Last edited by BDGA : 24-12-2004 at 14:40

You're right ..... I remember that .....

Regardless of what she says, I suspect Jade would be another Sophie, screaming at everything (I mean, if she thinks peacocks feathers are real eyes ..... )

The grubs said the feeling was mutual.

Hehehehe .....

Remember that story she told in BTR about once having a cabbage growing in her ear ?

In all honesty I don't they'd have her....

Nice to see a reasoned and honest post about Jade for a change. You make some very good points
I think some people dont like Jade, because it seems only viewers and the public are allowed to be brutally frank about reality TV contestants. If the contestants are as equally frank they get slated.

The truth is that Jade is a vile and nasty person who thinks only of herself. This view is perfectly reasonaed and honest incidently....It's perfectly reasoned and honest to refer to Jade as ugly....I don;t say that to be funny or original but simply to state an honest fact. I also don't like her at all....but that is nothing to do with her striking bad looks, it's because of her personality.....

Jade looks like a pig in as much as she does really physically resemble a pig in her facial features.

Whether she is ugly depends on your taste, I suppose.

But she is without doubt, through and through, a vile, nasty, argumentative person, with a truly unattractive personality. Where she gets the energy to be able to start fight after fight, then go into "baby" mode, then start fighting again over what the orginal fight was supposed to be about, I don't know. But she is the only person on the earth who could make me actually sympathetic towards Jeff Brazier.

But don't take my word for it - ask that girl who went to school with Jade and got part of her ear bitten off by her in a fight.

There are 3 subjects guaranteed to start a flood of weeping and wailing, lectures and recrimination on these forums. One is sexual abuse, one is dyslexia, and the third is bullying. Well, by all accounts, Jade was a relentless, nasty bully at school... and it doesn't look like age or fame has mellowed her much.

i agree with you, jade could have the face of an angel but she would still be ugly, its her personality, it makes her look ugly

I watched about 10 mins of ONE show, and just couldn't watch because of Jade. I knew she'd end up getting her own way and hogging the limelight, she sickens me, i like a woman with curves, i'm totally not into skinny women, but Jade has a face that would be better suited playing Shrek. It's not just her looks though, she's nasty all over, inside and out, pure chav scum.

same with me,..as soon as i saw the start of the programme and saw the cartoon of her dressed as cinders i knew she would get it,..why do they give this woman all the limelight?..they must know by now we hate her

Jade Goody = Scum of the earth.

Trashcan = ?

Sound judge of character .....

thank you