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Old 02-01-2013, 12:20
Gusto Brunt
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I thought I was seeing things when I saw respected explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes sporting one of Frankie Howerd's old toupees.

Yes, it is that bad. See for yourself:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...07_468x286.jpg

Article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...-question.html

As someone who runs an online non surgical hair replacement business, I am staggered by the amount of men including the likes of Bruce Forstyh who wear the most ridiculous rugs on their heads. It's not really necessary to make a fool of yourself.

I have many clients who wear hair and no one notices - not even their girlfriends!

Non surgical hair replacement has advanced so much today, wearing a stupid toupee on your head is something to avoid. ESPECIALLY with all their money.

A good hair system will only cost around 160-210.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:39
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He just needs to slap some copper peptide cream onto his bonce for a month or two and it should do the trick.
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Old 02-01-2013, 13:28
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He just needs to be told that bald heads are the sexiest thing ever.
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Old 02-01-2013, 14:19
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Its to keep his head warm on walkabouts.
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Old 02-01-2013, 14:56
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He was in the SAS wasn't he, you tell him he looks silly if you like.
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Old 02-01-2013, 15:06
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Did he find some poor dead animal on the ground & plonk it's hair on his head?
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Old 02-01-2013, 15:34
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RF looked fine as he was - . The new addition looks like an escapee from Elton John's wardrobe.
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Old 02-01-2013, 22:08
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I agree, he looked much better before. Now he looks like a seedy old man!
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Old 02-01-2013, 22:30
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What do these people see when they look in a mirror? Can they honestly think it looks good? *baffled*
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:10
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It's a survival toupee which opens out into a bivouac.
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:54
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It's a survival toupee which opens out into a bivouac.
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Old 03-01-2013, 10:51
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It's a survival toupee which opens out into a bivouac.
That explains it!!
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Old 03-01-2013, 11:12
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Puts me in mind of Stan in Dinnerladies.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:06
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I have many clients who wear hair and no one notices - not even their girlfriends!
Surely their girlfriends notice, what about in the throes of passion when you fancy a bit of hair fondling, you're going to end up with a hairpiece in your hands
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