Saying you don't wanna look like a tranny, isnt the same thing as say you don't agree with transvestism.

Nick just can't do anything without looking like a creep...............

ya gotta laugh

The only good thing about this panto is seeing Anoushka and Marco again.

seeing what Anoushka got up to in Australia it was a shame she didn't last longer in BB. Marco seems to have been pretty subdued by his standards

This panto really is a load of old tosh isn't it..............apart from, as has already been mentioned, the lovely Anu.

so much so that I'm actually warming to him..........

I think there's a real air of self-conciousness about Nick. He never looks comfortable at all

His eyes are always darting here and there, like he's constantly assessing what's going on.

But without the intelligence to understand what it is.

What did Victor say about Kitten that was homophobic? I missed his bit about her, just heard a bit about her needing to be less Kitten-like. I was too busy gasping at Narinder's dig at Nick.

Loving the way she's moaning now she has realised the Baroness isn't the lead!

I always thought Anouska would have been a good housemate for BB4 but she's boring me senseless on this, just looking miserable because she is such a hopeless singer and actress. Then again, if I'd just realised on national television that the awful Jade had more talent than me, I'd be fairly depressed too.

Wonder how many of them will watch the videos of the shows to date and not return (Kitten, Narinder ... ?) out of shame.

And ... I vaguely remember Tim AND Mel saying in the past that Big Brother ruined their lives so why on earth are they back for more?

OK, forgive me if I'm being a dunce, but I only saw it for the first time this morning (when the swearing got my attention!). Jade appeared to pick up the lyrics sheet and bang out a note-and-word-perfect version of the song, much to Anu's chagrin. I'm finding this difficult to connect with the Jade who struggled to read out the laminates in BB and to whom multi-tasking was limited to speaking and chewing gum at the same time.
A cynic would say she'd had advance notice of the number and professional coaching for the role - is that how the show works??

Now you come to mention it, in the previous episode, when they were having singing lessons around the piano, she was absolutely appalling. Anouska was the only one who sounded halfway decent out of the lot of them. Something definitely seems amiss.

I haven't bothered to watch one single bit of this BB panto, but it sounds like utter chaos far funnier reading about it on here

It is Susann. Why cant I stop watching it? What with Jade's incessant ego-fuelled monologues, the lovely, but vacuous Anoushka, the sublimely awful Nick, Narinder and Vic - all backed up by nigh on invisible Spencer, Marco and Kitten, it has to be one of the worst BB spin-offs ever.

I'm actually enjoying Mel, but maybe I have fond memories of BB1, when it was all new, innovative and we were all BB virgins.

Nonsense, it's brilliant. Only decent thing on the telly this Christmas.

And of course Jade should be Cinderella. At least she's got a personality whereas Anouska is a complete bore.

Marco and Mel are the best IMO.

...and summers were much better.

You said that about Peter Andre, Darling and he's just lost his record contract............another rejuvenated music career bites the dust...........again