Oh the inconsistencies in today's story! Jones thinks she's frugal... maybe we should introduce her to
www.moneysavingexpert.com 
Remember back in March her wanting Scrace to be "groomed by Trumper's of St. James, the Royal barbers"? What's wrong with an ordinary barbers?
As for having to wear current fashion because of her appearances on tv etc, what about her telling the fake RS that she has to wear her 'statement' piece of white prada?? t-shirt, black jacket from ??? Remember that lacy skirt with the scalloped bronzey/blacky hem she wore, with those silly black high heel sandal looking shoes with the strappy crossover front that made her look like she had chunky calves. You can tell the name dropping was a waste of time on me

She wore that outfit on This Morning programme with Phil and Holly and was in the Mail wearing the same outfit when she dissed Holly for still looking pregnant and other articles since.
A couple of weeks ago she wrote "Never underestimate my ability to turn a positive into a negative.."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...-negative.html
So she's aware that she does it, yet today's story is a true negativity-fest that Liz does so well and David was on the receiving end again.
It seems what she is is doing, is a trait that someone with Borderline Personality disorder does, and that is to push your 'beloved' away before he does it first. I wonder if she's bought the same book she gave to Nirps.. "Living with someone with Borderline Personality Disorder"? She mentioned it in one of her previous columns.
Not that I am disrespecting anyone with BPD as it's a tough disorder to live with, emotional disregulation, black and white thinking, and some with narcissistic traits, the need to be put on a pedestal and adored.
It's just that Liz does it in the public eye, offends many and gets away with it.
"Narcissistic Personality Disorder - Diagnostic Criteria, American Psychiatric Association
An individual diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder needs to show at least 5 of the following criteria:
1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements.
2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).
4. Requires excessive admiration.
5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.
6. Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.
7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.
8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.
9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes."
http://www.mentalhealth.com/home/dx/...rsonality.html
There's an interesting video clip on the page, from 6:20 onwards the Psychiatrist talks about ageing and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If this is what Jones has, is seems she isn't going to improve, but the article goes some way to explain why she does the 'Liz Jones' thing best.
MoS must know there's something amiss, yet they allow Jones to 'bare her soul' every week in a series of badly written articles which feed into the narcissicism and make her feel superior to everyone else.
As for CollieComber's comment about Liz's 'penis knees' from the JL spread, I choked with laughter over breakfast
Ooh by the way, my friend's mum saw Jones at Kipling Hall, she was with her Equine Holistic Behaviourist/General assistant Nic. Friend's Mum wasn't sure what they arrived in as there were other new Land Rovers and Mercedes there. Or they might have been chauffered in be one of Liz's 3 male staff

The apparently looked like they enjoyed themselves, so all that fretting over tickets didn't seem to last long