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Liz Jones - YOU magazine (Part 4)
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Mirror Mirror
25-10-2015
No comments allowed this week and it's not a surprise, because the mad old bat is being more ridiculous than ever this week, if that's possible.

Why do I still read this tripe? Why is she still paid to write it? I can see this turgid nonsense with David dragging on for years at this rate.

Troll or not, she really is nasty and utterly deranged. Words fail me when it comes to how she manages to reach a new low every time it seems she couldn't possibly get any worse. There was another article earlier with her chimming in on the obseity crisis. I didn't read it but she was attacking mums again. I'm amazed LJ is able to show her face in public without getting lynched.
puffin1962
25-10-2015
The dreary this week makes no sense! Even less than her usual standards

How will he live with her in North Yorkshire while running a bakery in London? Or has she edited out some information that might make him more sympathetic? Has he lost his business/job? Is this the cause of his depression?
Bellagio
25-10-2015
Recent company info posted here would seem to indicate that WAGFree is now operating as a pop-up in Brixton market, and heading south on the Handbasket Express. l doubt his absence for three months will be noticed.
Jennifer_Jones2
25-10-2015
I would have said "curiouser and curiouser", but I think that gives her verbal diarrhoea an importance it certainly does't merit.

We can only assume David is not working much, if at all, so this is part 2 of the experiment - "Living Together". If she's worried about leaving him with the animals, why, or has Nic gone? If still there, how would Nic manage without a vehicle (wasn't she using the land rover?)

Also, if she's still not got her new kitchen complete with appliances, where is she going to put the food she gets at an extortionate price from Castle Howard and how is she going to cook it? Who's going to pay for it and what will David live on? His fee as her puppet?
Rubbish Name
25-10-2015
When was Nic last mentioned? She wasn't even on the supposed hen do (who has a hen do 9 months before their wedding?) and hasn't been mentioned for ages. I do wonder what heinous crime she committed.
seventhwave
25-10-2015
Originally Posted by Jennifer_Jones2:
“We can only assume David is not working much, if at all, so this is part 2 of the experiment - "Living Together". If she's worried about leaving him with the animals, why, or has Nic gone? If still there, how would Nic manage without a vehicle (wasn't she using the land rover?)”

She lists a series of disasters attributable to her own failure to train or discipline her animals properly (eating each others' food, destroying furniture etc) - then blames David for it?
Neio
25-10-2015
Originally Posted by Rubbish Name:
“When was Nic last mentioned? She wasn't even on the supposed hen do (who has a hen do 9 months before their wedding?) and hasn't been mentioned for ages. I do wonder what heinous crime she committed.”

If I was Nic I'd probably have stopped talking to Lizzard after she splashed that 'stalker' incident all across the 'newspaper' she works for and made it All. About. Her. Like everything else.

After reading the latest Dreary, I have renewed sympathy for Nirpal - anytime she was away, she sent her cleaner into the marital home for surprise spot-checks? God help him...

Why she's continuing this charade of an engagement with the Baker, I don't know. The only time they're ever compatible or even seem to like each other is via text, and she hasn't quite grasped the fact that when you marry someone, they stop being a guest, they become your family and your home is their home.
Bellagio
26-10-2015
Nic was last mentioned in passing on September 12th. However her last "active" appearance was 1st August.
newbaby
01-11-2015
Except I don't see any fashion as I was either too distantly seated from the cat walk or else barred from entering.

People ignore me (no: not ignore, more like SHUN), the very people I once helped onto the slippery rungs of fashion journalism.

But my feet are photographed. Well, my flip flops are photographed.

And a woman who likes cats smiles at me.

With too much time on my hands, because of not seeing any fashion, I fret about the wedding banns. For the wedding which may or may not happen.

Note to self: remember not to use that tortuous ragtag of a phrase about the "warden of the church which is hosting the wedding" ever again. I never go to church, of course, so how was I to know that churches don't host events. And it might be a good idea to tell the vicar and/or churchwarden (another thing to remember: not the warden of the church) that this is not a first marriage for either party, both are divorced and one is RC. Quite important points, apparently.
Jennifer_Jones2
01-11-2015
We've had all this about being banned from Fashion weeks and shows before - all too often in my opinion. Surely she is no longer the official fashion reporter for the Daily Mail or the MOS - she just does her Diary and odd articles - so why are they not building up a history and contacts for her replacement?
Suzy_Cat
01-11-2015
"I went to Fashion Week and nobody liked me because a) it's a shallow industry full of social climbers like me and I have no power any more and b) I'm a heinous bitch who insults them constantly, boo hoo woe is me."

I wonder if this is going to be her Awakening into Enlightenment and realising that even marriage to the Dirty Baker would be better than continued life as Fashion Roadkill?

Odds on NOT: high.
Jennifer_Jones2
01-11-2015
Oh Suzy-_cat, we should get so lucky!!

But who are the real fashion reporters nowadays for these papers? We do see odd fashion articles from other people, but why aren't they allowed to do the full job?
Mirror Mirror
01-11-2015
I just don't understand why LJ doesn't quit. How sad to have alienated pretty much absolutely everyone you've ever come into contact with and stil insist on writing poison pen venmon every chance you get for...what? Loneliness and self-loathing, apparently.
newbaby
01-11-2015
In other news...today's op ed piece:

Who knew that there was someone called an Aesthetic Surgeon? I suppose a rebranding of the term Cosmetic Surgeon. Whatever, it amounts to the same thing: elective treatment to halt the march of time and create a face which is not ones own. LJ might find it an eye-opener (if it's possible) to visit a clinic where specialist surgeons do nothing but reconstruct faces after disfiguring injuries.
ianradioian
01-11-2015
It's all a load of made-up twaddle to fill a newspaper coloumn! If all that were really true and this Liz Jones really was living her life as she writes, it really would be a car-crash!
And if it were true, its sad. Really sad.
Paula Panzer
01-11-2015
Originally Posted by newbaby:
“In other news...today's op ed piece:

Who knew that there was someone called an Aesthetic Surgeon? I suppose a rebranding of the term Cosmetic Surgeon. Whatever, it amounts to the same thing: elective treatment to halt the march of time and create a face which is not ones own. LJ might find it an eye-opener (if it's possible) to visit a clinic where specialist surgeons do nothing but reconstruct faces after disfiguring injuries.”

I seeem to remember her doing an interview a while back with someone who had, I think, severe burns on her face. As usual Liz managed to compare her own surgery with this young woman's and make it pretty much about her again. She would have an answer to those surgeons which involved poor her being worse off, no doubt.
Mr Curmudgeon
01-11-2015
Originally Posted by Mirror Mirror:
“I just don't understand why LJ doesn't quit. How sad to have alienated pretty much absolutely everyone you've ever come into contact with and stil insist on writing poison pen venmon every chance you get for...what? Loneliness and self-loathing, apparently.”

Liz has always hated herself; but rather than go within to sort out her issues, she's gone outwards, trying her best to gain acceptance by climbing 'the greasy pole' in fashion-journalism, and when that hasn't worked-out, selling her soul - along with her friends and family - with her 'confessional-journalism'.

Liz refuses to accept that what she's done has always brought her misery, and therefore continues to dig herself in to an ever deeper hole, because perversely her existence is seemingly validated by the size of her pay-cheque each month for writing about her own demise.

We all have our own path... but at 56-ish years of age, if I were her, I'd jack it all in. I'd sell whatever assets I had, I'd stop selling stories about those closest to me, I'd let go of the zoo and the baker; and I'd go on an adventure and do something purely from the heart without £££'s or hack-journalism attached.

I'd follow my heart and go and do something to help 'real-people' with real needs and be there with them to make a positive difference in THEIR lives, rather than broadcasting how wonderful/miserable I am. People who don't know about Prada, Conran or buttery-leather... because they don't have the means to feed themselves.

And the older I get, the more I realise that I ought to do just the same.
Lizzyroz
02-11-2015
Originally Posted by Mr Curmudgeon:
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I'd follow my heart and go and do something to help 'real-people' with real needs and be there with them to make a positive difference in THEIR lives, rather than broadcasting how wonderful/miserable I am. People who don't know about Prada, Conran or buttery-leather... because they don't have the means to feed themselves.”

Normal people might do these things, but Liz Jones is far from normal. She's self centred, mean spirited and too old to change. Being the youngest child in a large family means she was spoiled - but as her parents seem to have been lacking in cash, only in a way they could afford, which meant no pony and plastic pearls. This gave her a huge chip on her shoulder in adult life, but also a huge sense of self-entitlement. She could never in a million lifetimes walk a mile in another person's shoes as she has absolutely no sense of empathy. She claims to sponsor a child in the third world, but probably only to make HER feel better about herself.

Helping real people is something that'll never happen with Liz Jones - David Cameron will turn into Mother Theresa first.
Jennifer_Jones2
02-11-2015
Hate to say this, as I really don't like being unkind, but I have to agree with every word you have said.
Lizzyroz
02-11-2015
Originally Posted by Jennifer_Jones2:
“Hate to say this, as I really don't like being unkind, but I have to agree with every word you have said.”

You're not being unkind, just recognising what a lot of people think.

How unkind is she to the friends and family she writes about for column fodder every week?
seventhwave
08-11-2015
Baker alleges Liz took ecstasy with him, she denies it. On this occasion I'm inclined to believe her. It would take years on something far stronger than ecstasy to reach her level of delusion ...
newbaby
08-11-2015
Based on this week's drizzle of drivel, I suspect the artist need not do one further thing about the "save the date" cards and the invitation.
newbaby
08-11-2015
Based on this week's drizzle of drivel, I suspect the artist need not do one further thing about the "save the date" cards and the invitation.
amikolaichek
08-11-2015
From today's Jones other farticle:

On Wednesday at 8pm, my ancient Romanian rescue dog, Hilda, vanished from my garden. On Thursday, a farmer spotted her in his field, on the opposite side of the raging River Swale. On Friday night, having searched for two days and nights, I rang Swaledale Mountain Rescue Team. Although as a rule they only rescue humans, they put the word out. Half an hour later, team leader Steve called me back: ‘A group of trained volunteers will meet you on the bridge in Low Row at 9am on Saturday.’ He was as good as his word: ten volunteers, two sniffer dogs and an hour later, Ian, one of the dog-handlers, spotted Hilda near the river bank: head down, plodding, depressed. He wrapped her in foil, and placed her in my arms. What amazing men and women. What a lucky little dog…


I bet the poor little b*gger was just trying to escape ....better luck next time, Hilda.

As for today's 'Dreary', when I read it in the early hours, I thought that I must be drunk, as it made little sense - but so far as I know, Ovaltine is non alcoholic. Discussion of drugs ... including Ecstasy this week! Nice. Must do The Baker's reputation (and the reputation of his 'business') no end of good.

As a retired journalist myself, I can't understand how the Wail on Sunday allows this bilge to continue to appear ever Sunday. It's hardly even good 'click bait' any longer, since even the comments are fading away ...

Meanwhile, best of luck to Hilda. Try again, dearie. And I wonder how many of the 'seventeen cats' remain (those that haven't been murdered by Michael/Sam the untrained collie)?
David Wright
08-11-2015
Words fail at this weeks Dreary...
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