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Old 15-11-2015, 18:13
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Who on earth would actually dare be Liz Jones cleaner? She'd be a bloody nightmare to clear for!
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Old 15-11-2015, 22:01
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Who on earth would actually dare be Liz Jones cleaner? She'd be a bloody nightmare to clear for!
Especially as her dogs aren't housetrained
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Old 15-11-2015, 23:49
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Anyone want to place bets on how many weeks before she's back with DScrace?
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Old 16-11-2015, 06:42
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Oh dear, no wedding with a view, no (FOC) (review klaxon?) honeymoon. Yet no mention of feeling upset that she and her affianced have - apparently - called time.
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Old 16-11-2015, 08:23
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The "I'm so poor" column is really nauseating. I hope she's trying to be funny, writing about her desperate povvo life having to sell her Bang and Olafsson TV. THE PATHOS!

The attitude towards the cleaner stinks. Besides, if she is a beneficiary then what is Liz, as an upstanding right-leaning DM columnist, doing supporting her sponging ways by giving her a (cash?) paying job? I suspect the woman is only on a benefit because she is one of the ACTUAL working poor, receiving some kind of income supplement that tops up her meagre earnings to a barely-livable sum.

The whining about the $400,000 tax bill also stinks, since it would indicate either that Liz earned in the vicinity of a million pounds last year alone, or - as seems more likely - that she' s been STEALING money from the hard-working British public by avoiding tax for many years, and frittering every penny she has on designer televisions and knee plucking.

I really do hope everything she writes is complete balls and she's secretly a half-decent person.
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Old 22-11-2015, 19:30
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Yawn ...
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Old 22-11-2015, 19:33
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Yawn ... note no-one has been bothered to post here about this Sunday's Dreary. MoS, take note!

However, I must ask about this txt. that she says The Baker sent, viz:

Also, some resentments had been building up in me. I have to tell you the following, not just because it has been gnawing away at me but because it is the root cause of my discontent. It regards your pink sofa.

‘The first time I saw the policeman was when I emerged from the cottage and he was speaking to you. So the conversation you said we had about the dogs could not have taken place. It was in your head and nothing I could say made you think you could possibly be wrong.


What the hell is all that about? I know, I know, I could do a 'search' but, well, life's too short and who cares anyway? Pink sofa? Police? But is The Baker implying that Lizard actually TELLS LIES?
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Old 22-11-2015, 19:39
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"Meet for a drink" please god no if it means a reconciliation.
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Old 22-11-2015, 19:46
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[quote=amikolaichek;80453493]Yawn ... note no-one has been bothered to post here about this Sunday's Dreary. MoS, take note!

However, I must ask about this txt. that she says The Baker sent, viz:

[i]Also, some resentments had been building up in me. I have to tell you the following, not just because it has been gnawing away at me but because it is the root cause of my discontent. It regards your pink sofa.

The pink sofa

is more like a chesterfield, I think. Weren't there two and didn't she buy them off Nic in Devon? I seem to recall photos of her lying on them in her house in Yorkshire and David was set to guard the dog while the row with the man next door was going on. (So why he was in the cottage, I have no idea). Anyway, dog ate sofa while David was outside and Liz went ballistic - again!
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Old 22-11-2015, 19:50
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Here you go!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...urn-worse.html
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Old 22-11-2015, 21:44
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Lol - if this coloumn isnt just made up old fanny each week to fill the column inches, and really IS her life; she's a ****** car-crash!
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Old 23-11-2015, 10:08
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I do wonder if Liz has ever sent or received a text. She is even worse at making up pretend text messages than she is at inventing conversations.
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Old 23-11-2015, 10:11
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Run, David, runnnnn! I don't know why on earth you - if it really is you - are sending mopey emails/texts asking for a Just Friends reconciliation after dumping Liz, but this is a Very Bad Move on your part.

As for Liz, if she actually reads this forum, I can say only this: don't. David is not what you want in a man. You want someone who is rich enough to buy you diamonds and he's not it. You want someone who lives in a house that looks like a hotel and he's not it. Instead of demanding he change radically to "please" you - ugh how I hate that concept - either go find yourself an elderly millionaire or stick with the dogs and stop whining.

I can't believe a woman can be pushing 60 and still full of this shit.

MEANWHILE. In non dreary news:

I am no fan of Lady Colin Campbell but I'd say having to deal with being legally male for the first 21 years of one's life would trump having to go to a working class school and only being able to HIRE a pony, in terms of medalworthiness in the Boo Hoo Trauma Olympics.
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Old 23-11-2015, 10:16
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Oh and also:

What's with the half-painted little fingernail on "Liz's" hand in the cartoon? Is this some kind of hot fashion thing I've missed?
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Old 25-11-2015, 22:05
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A woman I knew always had a different nail design on one little finger. It always made me thinkg the manicurist must have run out of one colour!
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Old 29-11-2015, 22:59
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She's broken us - there are no words...
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Old 30-11-2015, 08:10
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I don't understand if they're not getting married why she would need the information for the wedding banns?
And I've taken citalopram and the tablets are titchy!
Um....
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Old 30-11-2015, 09:26
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I don't understand if they're not getting married why she would need the information for the wedding banns?
And I've taken citalopram and the tablets are titchy!
Um....
I've been taking citalopram for a decade and I concur. I suppose Liz's mouth is just so tiny and her stomach so shrunken due to her many years of anorexia, caused by the fashion industry and the stresses of being raised in a lower middle class family in a draughty former vicarage with only a rented pony.

The GLOATING about "his" "text" is just gross. She's just vile.
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Old 30-11-2015, 14:58
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And her other article, about Black Friday was obviously utter nonsense she made up in advance, every news report says that the expected melee didn't happen.
'Always honest'.
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Old 01-12-2015, 09:13
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I wish I could understand the dreary bilge this week.

Banns? I'm sure they've split up or have I missed something or is it the deranged bint has forgotten that fact?
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Old 01-12-2015, 17:08
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I wish I could understand the dreary bilge this week.

Banns? I'm sure they've split up or have I missed something or is it the deranged bint has forgotten that fact?
Aren't banns only for a church wedding? Liz and the Baker are both divorced, so won't they have to "jump through hoops" to get married in church?
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Old 01-12-2015, 19:28
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I think she broke me at the point she claimed to have been profoundly deaf since childhood.
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Old 01-12-2015, 23:35
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The woman is such an appalling liar that if she told me the Earth orbits the Sun, I wouldn't believe her.
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Old 03-12-2015, 09:37
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Aren't banns only for a church wedding? Liz and the Baker are both divorced, so won't they have to "jump through hoops" to get married in church?
I think that with permission from the vicar you can get married in church despite being divorced. So getting that permission would be the only 'hoop' - the rest of the paperwork is required for any wedding.
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Old 04-12-2015, 09:45
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Well well well. Just look at this.

https://www.insolvencydirect.bis.gov...127&CaseType=I

Wonder if the Convertible Mercedes has had to go back.....
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