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Interestingly, for the first time for ages I have not had a reply to Liz printed.
I wrote that I thought Nigel (from Dorset) was undoubtedly Liz in disguise - nobody real would think like that and not be locked up in a secure unit! No wonder she's always typing, just how many extra people is she : Nige, Kittiya, Eyebrow queen ? Not forgetting FRS
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Perhaps her next Dreary entry will begin something like this:-
In which the psychic's predictions have incensed me. Well, dear reader, I went to see the psychic in good faith and now I'm absolutely distraught. I'm convinced he's a fraud. He was dressed like a gypsy, had several astrological charts all over the place and massive crystal balls on the table. The place was almost as dark as David's bathroom before I bought a new light for it. He looked at my palm, gazed into one of his crystal balls and seemed to go into a trance. I see that you are not really as kind as you pretend to be. You buy gifts for people in order to boast about it and then write unkind things about their being ungrateful. You betray people in print and do not care about their feelings. The spirits tell me you are self-obsessed. I gasped incredulously. How could he have the audacity to say such unkind and untrue things about me? I see a man with a large rolling pin. You treat him like dirt yet he always comes back for more abuse. Be very careful as he may eventually see the light and dump you. If you keep spending money like water, you will have none left and this man's flat will be the only place you will have to live in but if, he dumps you, you will have nowhere else to go. I was so furious that I told him he was a charlatan and I wouldn't pay him any money for all this claptrap. Unfortunately, I was so beside myself that I ripped up his astrological charts, punched his face, upturned the table and kicked his crystal balls all around the room. The police were called and I was charged with damage to property and GBH. My case comes up next month.
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seventhwave, I'm sorry, maybe I have a dirty mind, but when you said 'And there's the column that the Baker pressed her against ...' er - did she mean an actual 'architectural' type column, or the Baker's, um, mighty - how shall I put it? Rolling pin?
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Yuck!
No it was up against a pillar in her London 'cupboard'. Not many tiny poky flats have pillars, and this one even had a balcony. Cupboard indeed. Here are some images of the Ziggurat building in Farringdon where the Mail rented her an apartment. Miniscule.
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I wrote that I thought Nigel (from Dorset) was undoubtedly Liz in disguise - nobody real would think like that and not be locked up in a secure unit!
Well Nigel suddenly turned up out of nowhere, apparently totally besotted with her and offering her everything she seems to want. It just seems to me that his responses are worded to get reactions from her readers. The wording used in his messages seems to be also far more the sort of thing a woman would use, rather than a man. Any thoughts, anyone? |
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I wrote that I thought Nigel (from Dorset) was undoubtedly Liz in disguise - nobody real would think like that and not be locked up in a secure unit!
Well Nigel suddenly turned up out of nowhere, apparently totally besotted with her and offering her everything she seems to want. It just seems to me that his responses are worded to get reactions from her readers. The wording used in his messages seems to be also far more the sort of thing a woman would use, rather than a man. Any thoughts, anyone? Oh ....oops! |
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I always thought Nigel from Dorset was either tongue in cheek, or a lovesick swain in the mould of Benny from Crossroads (hmm, that dates me...!). Anyway, pretty harmless and rather sweet.
Nothing like Ms Jones, in other words. |
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I wrote that I thought Nigel (from Dorset) was undoubtedly Liz in disguise - nobody real would think like that and not be locked up in a secure unit!
Well Nigel suddenly turned up out of nowhere, apparently totally besotted with her and offering her everything she seems to want. It just seems to me that his responses are worded to get reactions from her readers. The wording used in his messages seems to be also far more the sort of thing a woman would use, rather than a man. Any thoughts, anyone? She does like to play games at her readers expense, also any opportunity to let us all know just how sexually desirable she is, so Nige could be as real as a vegan egg. Or even Lizbott's size 8 behind. That was a tad bitchy !!!! (This device is convinced I meant to type blotchy, maybe it knows something I don't, ha)
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Who knows ?
She does like to play games at her readers expense, also any opportunity to let us all know just how sexually desirable she is, so Nige could be as real as a vegan egg. Or even Lizbott's size 8 behind. That was a tad bitchy !!!! (This device is convinced I meant to type blotchy, maybe it knows something I don't, ha) ![]() |
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Hmm, not sure your device got it wrong, Ade_Lw - if Jones is wearing Myla throngs FAR too small for her, her derriere might well be blotchy and perhaps even with the extremely painful 'cheese wire' condition ... (think about it).
![]() ![]() Cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to wear those contraptions. They are NOT sexy, just gross. Believe me not all blokes want to see bums hanging out:blush Just call me Ade if you want :
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Actually now you've got me started:
I blame the likes of Liz Jones and all those stupid magazines, I call them Repression Propaganda, cos they keep woman feeling down about themselves, and she really keeps this horrible lie going that all women must present themselves without any body hair or they are slattern. My partner showed me an ask the Dr letter in a publication called Glamour some years back. The enquiry was should this woman under go a full wax before having a gyny exam ?? WTF ?? The male Dr replies he didn't mind but everyone loves a Brazilian. So extrapolate that to a bloke going for a prostrate exam, no bloke in his right mind would be thinking should I get a back, catch and sack wax before I see the Dr. This shows just how crazy this has become and Jones is right at the front of all this nonsense. Leave women to be real women, not hairless dolls. Rant over |
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Actually now you've got me started:
I blame the likes of Liz Jones and all those stupid magazines, I call them Repression Propaganda, cos they keep woman feeling down about themselves, and she really keeps this horrible lie going that all women must present themselves without any body hair or they are slattern. My partner showed me an ask the Dr letter in a publication called Glamour some years back. The enquiry was should this woman under go a full wax before having a gyny exam ?? WTF ?? The male Dr replies he didn't mind but everyone loves a Brazilian. So extrapolate that to a bloke going for a prostrate exam, no bloke in his right mind would be thinking should I get a back, catch and sack wax before I see the Dr. This shows just how crazy this has become and Jones is right at the front of all this nonsense. Leave women to be real women, not hairless dolls. Rant over By the way, if you can find some old 'Victoria's Secret' ad. shoots, going back decades, the models were not only far healthier and larger looking that today's lot, but beneath the gauzy undies, it was quite obvious that no 'de-furring' had gone on. And to my mind, the girls looked wonderful - healthy, and natural. |
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Rant away, Ade. I couldn't agree more. As a freelance journalist, including being the women's editor for a large group of regional papers during my working life, (1960s-1989) the 'depilation down there' subject rarely came up. I was also the Agony Aunt, plus Beauty Questions Answered columnist (all under different names), so I do know of what I speak! Often only time a lady underwent any such procedure was just before giving birth (along with other undignified stuff). Modern midwifery doesn't favour this now, thank goodness.
G By the way, if you can find some old 'Victoria's Secret' ad. shoots, going back decades, the models were not only far healthier and larger looking that today's lot, but beneath the gauzy undies, it was quite obvious that no 'de-furring' had gone on. And to my mind, the girls looked wonderful - healthy, and natural. And I would never expect my other half to live up to all the ridiculous pressure from magazines and adverts.We both read lizbott's column, me more than her, and think the same: prize prat |
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Rant away, Ade. I couldn't agree more. As a freelance journalist, including being the women's editor for a large group of regional papers during my working life, (1960s-1989) the 'depilation down there' subject rarely came up. I was also the Agony Aunt, plus Beauty Questions Answered columnist (all under different names), so I do know of what I speak! Often only time a lady underwent any such procedure was just before giving birth (along with other undignified stuff). Modern midwifery doesn't favour this now, thank goodness.
By the way, if you can find some old 'Victoria's Secret' ad. shoots, going back decades, the models were not only far healthier and larger looking that today's lot, but beneath the gauzy undies, it was quite obvious that no 'de-furring' had gone on. And to my mind, the girls looked wonderful - healthy, and natural. . I find it unnerving and hope that my non conformist ways don't scupper my chances if/when I decide to date again. |
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Couldn't agree more. Since becoming single I have woken up to the fact that women are largely expected to be bare 'down there'.
. I find it unnerving and hope that my non conformist ways don't scupper my chances if/when I decide to date again. If you meet some guy and he doesn't get it, then he won't ever get you. Keep on being the person you enjoy being, and you're gona find a bloke who loves you to pieces. What ever you do though, don't take dating advice from Lizbott ! ![]() Good Luck mate
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Listen Trophy, there are still loads of blokes who don't care about all that stuff, as I said I would never expect my partner to have to do stuff like that.
If you meet some guy and he doesn't get it, then he won't ever get you. Keep on being the person you enjoy being, and you're gona find a bloke who loves you to pieces. What ever you do though, don't take dating advice from Lizbott ! ![]() Good Luck mate ![]() On examining some of the pretty, healthy looking girls featured, one can notice, on, ahem, close examination, that with a few, beneath the lower lingerie, they were 'as nature intended'. No doubt the Lizard would be appalled. |
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I suspect the reason LJ goes for the porn star look is more to do with having white hair all over. She can hardly ask for a midnight storm in the harrods salon for her nether regions.
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Have just read the Dreary.
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Have just read the Dreary.
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Meanwhile in her farticle she again peddles the idea that people insult her because she's white, cisgender and heterosexual, not at all because of what she says and does. Maybe when Lizbot's a rich Hollywood screenwriter she'll appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live and do "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets"
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Listen Trophy, there are still loads of blokes who don't care about all that stuff, as I said I would never expect my partner to have to do stuff like that.
If you meert some guy and he doesn't get it, then he won't ever get you. Keep on being the person you enjoy being, and you're gona find a bloke who loves you to pieces. What ever you do though, don't take dating advice from Lizbott ! ![]() Good Luck mate ![]()
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I suspect the reason LJ goes for the porn star look is more to do with having white hair all over. She can hardly ask for a midnight storm in the harrods salon for her nether regions.
What a dreadful dreary today. What horrible horrible things to write about David. If he doesn't dump her today then there is something very amiss with his self esteem. Imagine our surprise if the psychic turns out to be right. |
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Today's Dreary is so puffed up. Nobody would write this stuff down uncritically unless they a) knew they had a positive outcome coming, ie they already had the movie deal etc etc or b) were delusional.
And yeah, good one, "psychic". Don't dump David, just don't marry him, and hang on to him till someone else comes along. Gross. |
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