Originally Posted by Amused Harpy:
“Here's the latest episode:-.. I decided to see for myself what his fascination with Lorraine Kelly's boobies was so, against my better judgement, I switched on to watch her TV show.
At first, so far so bland. There was some chit-chat and then fashion news from the High Street. Of course it couldn't compare with my vast knowledge of designer fashion....”
“Here's the latest episode:-.. I decided to see for myself what his fascination with Lorraine Kelly's boobies was so, against my better judgement, I switched on to watch her TV show.
At first, so far so bland. There was some chit-chat and then fashion news from the High Street. Of course it couldn't compare with my vast knowledge of designer fashion....”
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> The above reminded me that IRL LJ already has burnt her bridges, re: lucrative daytime telly appearances, by writing that nasty article about Holly Willoughby's entire anatomy. You really can see Liz getting into a psychotic froth about LK




A few people thought it resembled 'Allo, 'Allo. I thought that too and could imagine Officer Crabtree walking on, saying: "Good moaning. I 'ave a massage for Ronnay".
