Originally Posted by
Polomini:
“Ah well, of course, that's the thing - she probably won't be there that much longer so you could be (kidneyfree) Queen of the Dales instead.
(Personally, though, I think Islington's probably more fun...)
PS - note the unrepossessed Merc in photo 12 of the slide show - must've been before the Repo Man's visit.”
OK .... won't put my 74 and a half years old kidney on Ebay. The National Blood Transfusion Service don't even want my blood any longer (although I have a very
very rare group and when I was younger, they were always begging me to come in and give another pint ... got certificates to prove my generosity!)
Seriously, Islington IS huge fun. And I have lovely young neighbours and always have. They've never shot at my box ... sorry, letter box ... or stalked me and although I'm a journalist (more or less retired) I've never published an account of an erotic passion for the local vet (a no-nonsense Aussie) or owed local tradespeople money.
I am lovely and charming and HELPFUL, everyone leaves their keys with me so I can let in, and keep an eye on, repair people, when neighbours are at work. I take in parcels for all of the neighbours - every post person, courier firm in the area knows that I'm always here to do this. Before I got so arthritic, I sometimes walked a neighbour's dog, and I am ALWAYS polite and understanding dealing with shop assistants, hotel receptionists etc. (Bit of name-dropping here: Whistles, GAP, Reiss all lovely when a seventy year plus old crone staggers in ... unlike some other shops I could mention).
I don't own untrained dogs that eat sheep and maul cats - though until May last year, I owned psycho-cat (RIP), who once managed to 'liberate' a neighbour's beloved pet canary from its cage and ... never mind. Still a mystery how cat managed to unlock a cage ...
And I make my own bread and share it with all the neighbours. Also curries, made from scratch (grinding up spices and all that stuff).
So there, Jones. Next time you move, why not TRY being nice? Instead of being such a pain in your size 16 arse?
(Sorry - got a bit carried away ... but honestly, the stupid woman doesn't do herself any favours.)