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Old 11-08-2013, 20:29
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Odds being fairly high that they're glass.
Probably seed pearls and the string broke/they were lost years before the imaginary pawnshop incident.
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Old 11-08-2013, 21:06
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You're right, of course, Sunstone. I forgot for a moment there that it is unlikely that any pearls in pawnshop incident ever happened.
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Old 11-08-2013, 21:21
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You have a point .

Except...if what you say comes from her own diary/column accounts, it's possibly just more of her 'poor me' bs.

I absolutely agree she may be completely lacking in taste, but I do read her fashion stuff (which I've said before is actually quite good, when she's not voodoo-dolling people) and though it pains me to say this, she does know her stuff and I really doubt she wouldn't know the value of something like pearls. It's pretty basic 101. But we may have to disagree on this
Sorry to disagree, but her fashion writing is shockingly bad. Leaving aside her ridiculous day-to-day blathering about the 'cigarette pant' and 'nude bodycon', her recent retrospectives on both Chanel and Dior were appallingly badly researched and failed, in both cases, to mention either of their active collaborations with the Nazis and, in Chanel's case, that she closed her factory, laying off thousands of women, preferring to become the full-time mistress of a Nazi officer.
The piece on VB recently was simply unhinged, in my opinion, and seemed to come straight from the bottom of the bottle. The fact that the editor didn't step in makes me think DMGT are in the process of giving her enough rope. The Dreary should have garnered hundreds of comments, but it is wallowing in double figures. The 'book' is at 11,000 or something in the Kindle list, despite her international whoring it out to anyone who'll listen (the Irish press seemed to suffer even more than the UK's). Nope,l time's up, I reckon, and I suspect that, without a guaranteed income, her dreams of a mortgage will remain just that.
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Old 11-08-2013, 21:25
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By the way, Her Lizzieness turned up on the telly on Saturday, quite by accident. She was attending a demo in Trafalgar Sq. and was in the background when some talking head was being interviewed (she was unaware of this). I have to tell you, dear reader, that she looked absolutely shocking! Grey tracksuit bottoms and some sort of shapeless giant cardie or something, looking non-too-clean and with hair is full 'Medusa' mode. Her body language was very odd too... fists clenched and very anxious. It was probably past opening time or something. Worth ferreting out... it was the teatime bulletin on Meridian.
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Old 11-08-2013, 22:54
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Thanks CollieComber! No doubt we can expect one of her 'in-depth', well written (ahem!) articles about it soon.

Here's the link for Meridian news.

http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/

You have to scroll right down to the article near the bottom titled: Live Exports Campaigners March In London. She appears in all her 'glory' for a few seconds about 1min 20 in. Scary! No wonder she's banned from some fashion shows, though I'm sure she'll be quick to tell us that it's 'designer' scruff and the exact price of the combats and sloppy grey jumper
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Old 11-08-2013, 23:00
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CollieComber from having read her opus and also her ramblings on Galliano (maybe she drinks it in honour of the disgraced one) I don't think Lizard would be exactly pro Jewish. I could be completely wrong and most likely it's not something she has ever thought about since her every thought seems to be mememememeeeee!
Her hand job (fnarr fnarr) is genuinely the stuff of nightmares going by that news clip.
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Old 11-08-2013, 23:21
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Thanks CollieComber! No doubt we can expect one of her 'in-depth', well written (ahem!) articles about it soon.

Here's the link for Meridian news.

http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/

You have to scroll right down to the article near the bottom titled: Live Exports Campaigners March In London. She appears in all her 'glory' for a few seconds about 1min 20 in. Scary! No wonder she's banned from some fashion shows, though I'm sure she'll be quick to tell us that it's 'designer' scruff and the exact price of the combats and sloppy grey jumper
Good work Lottie! Mmmm... that combats 'n' grey rag look really says 'concerned' to me! Btw, is it just me or does she have truly enormous hands?!
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Old 11-08-2013, 23:31
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Ah well, you know what they say about big hands in a woman... or is it big feet ?

Whatever, she looks in a right state there... which is probably why no-one asked to interview her. Odd though, that such a tireless campaigner for animal rights never once mentioned this rally or that she was attending it.
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Old 11-08-2013, 23:53
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Ah well, you know what they say about big hands in a woman... or is it big feet ?

Whatever, she looks in a right state there... which is probably why no-one asked to interview her. Odd though, that such a tireless campaigner for animal rights never once mentioned this rally or that she was attending it.
Oy you. my husband's nickname for me is Sasquatch. ( I do know it wasn't you made the big hands comment).

She will have gone back to the hotel for a makeover, then posed with some people for the farticle. Coming to the DM any day soon.
OT, Glad I don't live in Meridian area,what a droney voice that reporter has.
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Old 12-08-2013, 08:29
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So now she's trotted out the pearl necklace story (probably the only pearl necklace she's ever had, fnnnaaaar fnaaaar) for what seems like the fourth time, does she honestly not remember writing it before, or is she on some kind of loop, repeating the same maudlin shite forever?
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Old 12-08-2013, 09:19
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So now she's trotted out the pearl necklace story (probably the only pearl necklace she's ever had, fnnnaaaar fnaaaar) for what seems like the fourth time, does she honestly not remember writing it before, or is she on some kind of loop, repeating the same maudlin shite forever?
Yes. Next question.
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Old 12-08-2013, 09:30
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Actually maudlin is the wrong word. She puts the "aggressive" in "passive agressive". I've never read such determinedly self-victimised and hard-done-by (and to) tripe. If she were a Dickens character (Miss Whyme) she would be totally unbelievable.
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Old 12-08-2013, 18:01
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So now she's trotted out the pearl necklace story (probably the only pearl necklace she's ever had, fnnnaaaar fnaaaar) for what seems like the fourth time, does she honestly not remember writing it before, or is she on some kind of loop, repeating the same maudlin shite forever?
BIB, seeing as she refuses to get nekkid,she may have had a few.
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Old 12-08-2013, 18:37
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Or some very messy vests.
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:01
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Or some very messy vests.
Snorts We are bad but she invites it!
It;s the big night in the broom cupboard for LJ and her cronies tonight. Wonder if it went ahead? Oh the fun they will be having.
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:04
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Snorts We are bad but she invites it!
It;s the big night in the broom cupboard for LJ and her cronies tonight. Wonder if it went ahead? Oh the fun they will be having.
She's wearing the nude jacket and skirt, the skirt looks like it's going to rip up the back because she stands in a most ungainly way. Hair is terrible. Usual drivel about tragic life being trotted out.

It'll be interesting to see do the DM actually feature this event in the paper. It seems from the wording of the invitation that the whole purpose is to provide some pro Lizard propaganda but it mightn't work out for them.
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:07
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Or some very messy vests.
"Who's The Boss?"
"Who's The Boss?"

Sorry, made myself feel a bit queasy there
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:08
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"Who's The Boss?"
"Who's The Boss?"

Sorry, made myself feel a bit queasy there
May God forgive you.
Industrial strength brain bleach required.
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:10
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May God forgive you.
Industrial strength brain bleach required.
So sorry lol. You know I cant resist such a sitter

*gets coat*
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:17
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"Who's The Boss?"
"Who's The Boss?"

Sorry, made myself feel a bit queasy there
That was so funny, I nearly weed a little.
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:51
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Snorts We are bad but she invites it!
It;s the big night in the broom cupboard for LJ and her cronies tonight. Wonder if it went ahead? Oh the fun they will be having.
It seems that only two attendees had read the 'book'... and they both hated it! There was a certain amount of hostility, by all accounts...
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:54
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It seems that only two attendees had read the 'book'... and they both hated it! There was a certain amount of hostility, by all accounts...
Two attendees have read or can read? I can't get my brain to accept that if you have read her book you couldn't feel anythng other than hostility toward the Lizard.
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Old 12-08-2013, 20:00
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It seems that only two attendees had read the 'book'... and they both hated it! There was a certain amount of hostility, by all accounts...
Sounds gripping. In a non man-made-fibre way.
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Old 12-08-2013, 20:01
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It seems that only two attendees had read the 'book'... and they both hated it! There was a certain amount of hostility, by all accounts...
Ooo, interesting. Is this coming from twitter or something?
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Old 12-08-2013, 20:11
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Two attendees have read or can read? I can't get my brain to accept that if you have read her book you couldn't feel anythng other than hostility toward the Lizard.
I cant get my brain to accept that there were two attendees
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