Got to admire the sheer brass neck of the old hag: twisting the truth (that JK's lawyers told her to stop heavily hinting the FRS was him) into him stopping her from giving his name.

But, as FQ rightly points out, moot as the FRS never existed outside of her limp imagination.

Twice I've tried to post on the DM site, asking 'What's happened o the RS?' - they've ignored both!

The last couple of weeks they have suddenly allowed comments after a couple of days so hang on in there...

Guess this thread might warm up again...

Dappy Might have to actually watch some of this...

Guess the haters on this thread should not tune into celebrity big brother

Omg

Never watched CBB before. But with Liz in it will be compulsive viewing. Is it wrong to enjoy Liz'z clear discomfort? And didn't anyone ever tell her not to apply lipstick outside of her natural lip line?!

I expect so. Going to be lots of fodder with video back up too

Awww... I felt sorry for Liz, having to be chained to the annoying Dappy! And I was amused when she gushed that she's a big fan of Lee from Blue when they were introduced- I wonder if he's another FRS in the making?

Just found out about La Lizard being in CBB. Now, I would rather be dragged naked across a field of broken glass than watch one single minute of anything Big Brother related, but I will keep a closer eye on this thread should anything entertaining happen.

I did get a giggle out of an "article" on Yahoo calling Liz a sperm stealer. Even her fellow journos think she's hideous.

Can you image it now? Her having a complete breakdown because someone didn't wipe the bottom of the milk bottle before they put it back in the fridge?

Jim Davidson is going to eat her ALIVE!

Assuming he even speaks to her. I expect most of them have been briefed by their agents to say as little as possible to her, lest it be twisted to fiction in a farticle when she escapes. She'll do the vulnerable puppy dog face to the men, most will fall for it, but the women probably wont.

Darn the lack of live feed this series!

Wonder how Liz will cope in the house with her supposed deafness. Have there been any deaf housemates before?

I don't know anything about deafness, so don't know whether she's lying/exaggerating or not - I just always assume she's lying about everything!

I've nearly lost my hearing in one of my ears and I can tell you, if she WAS as deaf as she makes out to be she wouldn't be able to have a conversation with anyone in a noisy environment, especially in a crowd. I can't hear a thing in pubs anymore, even with my hearing aid in.

I don't think she is as deaf as she makes out to be and it gets right on my tits when she moans about it. I would kill for those 2k hearing aids she tried out for free and moaned about "because I got more earwax". Welcome to the world of being deaf and wearing hearing aids sweetheart.

I may get more earwax but I can hear birdsong again!

The winner of the most recent non-celeb Big Brother was deaf -- considerably more deaf than Liz.

So far, he is failing to do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIFt-lf8_ZM

Having just seen who's gone onto CBB I had to come back here and see if this thread was still going. Is the FB group still in existence? I managed to somehow leave the group when my laptop crashed one day.

Hmm, fans of this thread should be pleased - it said after the break on Big Brother Liz comes under attack from the other housemates for her columns.

Hi Veri

It certainly wasnt as 'heated' as CH5 made out was it. It was a bit bonkers in places, well several actually, but no sparks were flying particularly

If she stays in there for any length of time, how is she going to cope without all her beauty products, spa treatments and organic foodstuffs from never-never land?

The fact she's even gone on CBB at all convinces me that everything in her writing is made up, right down to at least some of her personality. If she really was anything like she claimed to be, she'd run screaming in the opposite direction at the thought of sharing a house with strangers.

I'd love to know how much she is being paid.

Me too. I think it will have to be a disgustingly large fee as I doubt she'd have signed on for less.

I can only assume that Liz has gone into the house for the money and the money alone. Didn't I read somewhere that she is now debt free. Thing is, does she have anything left to live on ? I assume with her fee for this show that will cover it for a few months.