Originally Posted by Bellagio:
“Today's Dreary... does she really think we're that stupid ? Can't go to France because she's run out of holiday ? She's bloody SELF-EMPLOYED !!!
That is all.”
As she bleatingly informs us, no less. It's So Awful being self-employed. Yes, yes it is. But if you are crap with money and you have an accountant, then it is surely that accountant's job to ensure you have enough money kept away from your cashmere-hungry fingers to pay the bills. It is also the accountant's job to work out ways and means by which you pay less tax than normal people, so if Madame is in the poo it's her accountant's fault as well as her own. (I have a friend whose bank cards reside with his accountant. If he wants to use them he has to go to the accountant and give a good enough reason to use them. This is to stop him spending every cent that comes in the door.He of course knows the PIN while the accountant does not.)
I am convinced that last week's Dreary was misfiled. You can't cry poverty angst, then costly dinner and boyfriend abuse, then poverty angst and boyfriend perfection in such rapid-cycling ways. Especially when your notion of poverty still seems to include money for holidays and pricey organic fruits to juice for Skype life coaching lessons.
Living on prosecco, coffee and adrenalin. How low has Liz fallen that she's indulging in hot drinks. I think her sister should write an expose of Liz' obvious alcoholism, also.
BTW "Grace Kelly stress wees": she has or had a dog called Grace Kelly that was prone to incontinence, I think.