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Old 15-01-2013, 21:32   #126
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:32   #127
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Perhaps they're his favourite? He'll just have to hope his date likes them too!
Lol his date couldn't eat cheese.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:32   #128
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Ray looked like Stevie Wonder on his date.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:32   #129
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I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:33   #130
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I think Steve needs to realise that we are all a bit self-conscious about our looks.... and none of us are perfect....
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:33   #131
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Ray blew it, with his cheese and marmite sandwiches

* takes cheese and marmite sandwiches of my dating menu *
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:34   #132
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I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat
I read that and just KNEW it was you!
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:34   #133
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Ray looked like Stevie Wonder on his date.
I was thinking that aswell
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:34   #134
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Thankfully my 6ft 1 husband to be didn't have the same attitude...imagine turning up on a blind date and it's a narrow minded fool.
It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:35   #135
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Ray blew it, with his cheese and marmite sandwiches

* takes cheese and marmite sandwiches of my dating menu *
Heh. that has made me chuckle. You can't need to get dating tips from this show!
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:35   #136
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I think Ray and Steve both seem nice. And Steve's dad was good with the advice
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:35   #137
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I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat
was he green aswell then
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:35   #138
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It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.
Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
* apparently
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:36   #139
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Heh. that has made me chuckle. You can't need to get dating tips from this show!
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:36   #140
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Lol his date couldn't eat cheese.
That'll teach him now, no more Marmite.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:36   #141
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Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:37   #142
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Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
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No I haven't No doubt there'll be a niche market for it, just like there is for other types of porn.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:37   #143
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Sam should let men know that she doesnt do housework.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:37   #144
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Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
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Thats one of these things where you're not sure you want to google it.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:37   #145
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That'll teach him now, no more Marmite.
Maybe that's his deal breaker if they cant share a love of cheese and marmite sarnies then they have no future , It may be a case of if the cheese and marmite fits hes found his cinderella
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:37   #146
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Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?
She cheated on him.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:38   #147
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Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?
I thought maybe it was something to do with him being a client of the agency she works for.
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:38   #148
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Thats one of these things where you're not sure you want to google it.
yeah like you havent already missy
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:39   #149
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It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.
Really, you're pretty sure that most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf. Believe me I've had plenty of offers, especially of just a sexual relationship, and this is my third and hopefully last serious relationship. Clearly you don't have any contact with any dwarfsq
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Old 15-01-2013, 21:39   #150
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Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
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I dont want that on my browser history, I must resist.
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Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?
No idea, I dont think he is going to like Jeanette much
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