I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?
Victor's Big Bum
Originally Posted by ym32:
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
it goes with his big head
Back end of a herd of horses ?
His 'Ministry Of Funny Walks' take off of John Cleese is very funny..................
His 'Ministry Of Funny Walks' take off of John Cleese is very funny..................
Originally Posted by ym32:
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
I'm surprised that Victor's enormous arse, together with Nadias enormous arse, and Michelles enormous arse, all together in the House at the same time, didn't pull the moon down out of its orbit.
Originally Posted by Achtung:
“That's why Stuart looked like a werewolf, he thought Michelle's arse was the moon.”
“That's why Stuart looked like a werewolf, he thought Michelle's arse was the moon.
”
Did they ever fnd the man in the moon?
This thread is apparently racist .....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth .....
..... they can't help having fat asses ..... 
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth .....
..... they can't help having fat asses .....
Originally Posted by ym32:
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
“I think Victor's enormous bum should have its own part in the panto. Any suggestions?”
LYPOSUCTION?
(Lyposuction is for any Race, sex or sexually! - you just need a fat arse!)
Originally Posted by Wide Screen:
“LYPOSUCTION?
(Lyposuction is for any Race, sex or sexually! - you just need a fat arse!)”
“LYPOSUCTION?
(Lyposuction is for any Race, sex or sexually! - you just need a fat arse!)
”
Or a wide screen
..
TV that is
Originally Posted by Omah:
“This thread is apparently racist .....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth ..... ..... they can't help having fat asses ..... ”
“This thread is apparently racist .....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth .....
..... they can't help having fat asses ..... ”
Eating all the pies don't help.
Originally Posted by Omah:
“..... they can't help having fat asses .....”
“..... they can't help having fat asses .....
”
Is there an 'ist word for non Americans who say asses instead of arses?
Originally Posted by bystander:
“Is there an 'ist word for non Americans who say asses instead of arses?”
“Is there an 'ist word for non Americans who say asses instead of arses?
”
Yes! Toomuchamericantvcorruption-IST
But my opinion may be CENTERED around my Anti-Americanisms views, so my judgement may be COLORED!
It would be nice for the English to get our own language back.
No wot I is saying? Da fing like wot I mean.
Well shizzle-me-nizzle!
Have a nice day - missing you already.
But seriously...
I think that most think that by using Ass it isn't a bad word, but using Arse is a bad word.
I for one will bet my Arse on it!
Originally Posted by tomorrow:
“Or a wide screen
..
TV that is ”
“Or a wide screen
..
TV that is
”
Clever and humourous...
(unlike my spelling)
Originally Posted by john-john:
“I'm surprised that Victor's enormous arse, together with Nadias enormous arse, and Michelles enormous arse, all together in the House at the same time, didn't pull the moon down out of its orbit.”
“I'm surprised that Victor's enormous arse, together with Nadias enormous arse, and Michelles enormous arse, all together in the House at the same time, didn't pull the moon down out of its orbit.”
Nadia has no arse to speak of in any instance. You need to look again.
Originally Posted by Omah:
“This thread is apparently racist .....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth ..... ..... they can't help having fat asses ..... ”
“This thread is apparently racist .....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...1&page=1&pp=25
Not only does it offend the ethnicity of Victor but also that of Michelle as a representative of the Great White Race but also Nadia as a representative of all those Mediterranean races who circumnavigated and populated Planet Earth .....
..... they can't help having fat asses ..... ”
As some of you think it is so inoffensive, when you next see a bunch of black people, why don't you go and utter some of the crap that has been sprouted on this thread, about their arses and see how many of them start laughing with you.
Originally Posted by misspancras:
“As some of you think it is so inoffensive, when you next see a bunch of black people, why don't you go and utter some of the crap that has been sprouted on this thread, about their arses and see how many of them start laughing with you.”
“As some of you think it is so inoffensive, when you next see a bunch of black people, why don't you go and utter some of the crap that has been sprouted on this thread, about their arses and see how many of them start laughing with you.”
I'm black and it no way would I take offensive to someone saying that black women have big arses - its trueeeeeee
foget Jlo, Kylie etc its in our genes no offence taken whatsoever - we are also naturally bigger and curvier, unfortunately for me my arse is wide but FLAT the worst kind!
Originally Posted by ronnie24:
“I'm black and it no way would I take offensive to someone saying that black women have big arses - its trueeeeeee
foget Jlo, Kylie etc its in our genes no offence taken whatsoever - we are also naturally bigger and curvier, unfortunately for me my arse is wide but FLAT the worst kind!”
“I'm black and it no way would I take offensive to someone saying that black women have big arses - its trueeeeeee
foget Jlo, Kylie etc its in our genes no offence taken whatsoever - we are also naturally bigger and curvier, unfortunately for me my arse is wide but FLAT the worst kind!”
If people meant it in a nice way, that would be ok. However on here the majority of people have talked about it in a negative and derogative manner (ie in relation to Victor, fatarse lardarse, etc etc) , and when I stated that it was in his heritage and if they are calling it fat, who are they measuring it against, out come the smarty pants to try and make out that I was talking crap.
Originally Posted by misspancras:
“If people meant it in a nice way, that would be ok. However on here the majority of people have talked about it in a negative and derogative manner (ie in relation to Victor, fatarse lardarse, etc etc) , and when I stated that it was in his heritage and if they are calling it fat, who are they measuring it against, out come the smarty pants to try and make out that I was talking crap.”
“If people meant it in a nice way, that would be ok. However on here the majority of people have talked about it in a negative and derogative manner (ie in relation to Victor, fatarse lardarse, etc etc) , and when I stated that it was in his heritage and if they are calling it fat, who are they measuring it against, out come the smarty pants to try and make out that I was talking crap.”
Yes I can see what you mean they have riddiculed him about this a lot now you would have thought they would have gotten over it by now considering he was on our TV screens for 8 weeks over the summer
Originally Posted by misspancras:
“If people meant it in a nice way, that would be ok. However on here the majority of people have talked about it in a negative and derogative manner (ie in relation to Victor, fatarse lardarse, etc etc) , and when I stated that it was in his heritage and if they are calling it fat, who are they measuring it against, out come the smarty pants to try and make out that I was talking crap.”
“If people meant it in a nice way, that would be ok. However on here the majority of people have talked about it in a negative and derogative manner (ie in relation to Victor, fatarse lardarse, etc etc) , and when I stated that it was in his heritage and if they are calling it fat, who are they measuring it against, out come the smarty pants to try and make out that I was talking crap.”
Here's another smarty pants answering. Who are we measuring it against? Well, I'm white but I have to say that I tend to use Linford Christie as a pretty good example of male physical perfection (and he has a lovely bum). MissP.......Vic's bum is just fat. Not because he's black but because he's overweight. It's that simple.
Originally Posted by Electra:
“Here's another smarty pants answering. Who are we measuring it against? Well, I'm white but I have to say that I tend to use Linford Christie as a pretty good example of male physical perfection (and he has a lovely bum). MissP.......Vic's bum is just fat. Not because he's black but because he's overweight. It's that simple.”
“Here's another smarty pants answering. Who are we measuring it against? Well, I'm white but I have to say that I tend to use Linford Christie as a pretty good example of male physical perfection (and he has a lovely bum). MissP.......Vic's bum is just fat. Not because he's black but because he's overweight. It's that simple.”
Well yes that is true, but his genes do play a part in it somewhere-you can see if he lost weight he would still have a big arse (bless him)
Weight gain principles-women are different.
So will people on this forum now stop making fun of the female housmates weight and weight gains because according to the above it really isn't their fault.
Quote:
“Women are more prone to weight gain-for a variety of biological and lifestyle reasons. For example women store fat more easily than men because female hormones tend to promote the formation of fat. Before puberty, boys and girls have about the same amount of fat. Then after puberty girls have 22 percent body fat and active boys have about 10 percent. In a nutshell, male hormones keep muscle mass high and fat levels low. Female hormones do just the opposite.
Source - Joslin Diabetes Centre”
“Women are more prone to weight gain-for a variety of biological and lifestyle reasons. For example women store fat more easily than men because female hormones tend to promote the formation of fat. Before puberty, boys and girls have about the same amount of fat. Then after puberty girls have 22 percent body fat and active boys have about 10 percent. In a nutshell, male hormones keep muscle mass high and fat levels low. Female hormones do just the opposite.
Source - Joslin Diabetes Centre”
So will people on this forum now stop making fun of the female housmates weight and weight gains because according to the above it really isn't their fault.
